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You've played to much Arma when:

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You see pile of trash on the road and you cross on other side of the road just in case.  

You start explaining some words in english because you are forgeting your lanugage. ( This is true definetly   talking way to much english and sometimes i find my self saying english word for something i wanted to say on my language :D )

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You see screenshots of parts of the map and think: "I've seen some shit there man, bad shit". 

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  • When your mind is preoccupied about what your going to do in the game when you get home, while your at work.
  • When you start comparing the gps in your car to the one ingame.
  • When you wished getting dressed was as simple as using arsenal.

 

 

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When you see a random chopper and you say "finally cas on time"

 

When you see a military convoy for a parade and think "so they managed to teach them to drive in convoy and keep formation"

 

When I look at my desk and think "this 3D editor is awesome at cluttering places"

 

 

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I was once visiting a turkey farm/factory in Norfolk. Yes, I live a jet set life.

 

Well, as I was walking across one of the factory grounds, I saw a bird of some sort, probably a pigeon flying overhead and I said to a random farm employee who was walking past; "One has escaped". Clearly, I was amusing no-one but myself, but then this guy, as he walked away thinking he was only making sense to himself, said "Someone has run out of respawns".

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On ‎13‎/‎12‎/‎2016 at 1:06 AM, BL4DE said:

When you look for good cover on your way to the grocery store in case you got engaged

 

When you tell your girlfriend: 2, board that, car.

AHHAHAHUAUAUAUAHAHAHAHUAAHHAAHHA!!!

Wtf this topic is the best!!!!!

 

My case: when I go to school, sit down and I say: 2 is ready! and when the teacher enter in classroom and I do the military salute and say: good, morning. sir!

sorry for my english but i'm italian and i'm 16 so i'm already learning english

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When you drive past a grass field and wonder what the clutter values are :eh:

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When you're driving in fog and wondering how to open IRL console to

 

0 setFog 0;
setViewDistance 3000;

setObjectViewDistance 3000;

 

:face_palm:

 

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When you look to your girlfriend after dinner and ask what movie she wants to watch...

 

And she gives you a weird look and says

 

"I was going to go to bed because I assumed you would be playing Arma"

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On 12.1.2017 at 1:48 AM, cosmic10r said:

When you look to your girlfriend after dinner and ask what movie she wants to watch...

 

And she gives you a weird look and says

 

"I was going to go to bed because I assumed you would be playing Arma"

Haha this reminds me of:

...when you try to find cool shows on Netflix your wife would like, so you can sneek of to play Arma.

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On 12/6/2016 at 0:23 AM, M. Glade said:

when you play too much arma you start to decompile and recompile the campaign missions

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Was doing that in 2003

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when your kids grow up and want to play arma too

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You've played too much Arma when you are scared that you will have 3FPS just before your football team scores on TV

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You know you played too much arma when you submit an arma machinima to your music teacher when he says "Make a film strip with music in it!"

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You've played too much Arma III when you decide to take helicopter lessons, get your PPL, and buy a helicopter.

 

I play too much GTA V also.  I think about stealing cars all the time.

 

 

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when annoyed at some one you feel your right mouse button finger twitching

 

when walking in a museum and only have eye for "textures" and getting frustrated at "details"

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