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You know when you have played too much ArmA

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... When walking in a line through tight passageways, trying to get to a meeting with about 6 other guys, everybody steps aside against the wall so another to pass thru a doorway, you say "4 set" - The really funny part about this is when the 20ish guy with the close cropped haircut in the #1 position turns around with a knowing smile on his face and nods.. rofl.gif

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Yelling out during a football game "Oh no, (player number) is down!" when they suffer an injury....

... all with an uncanny replica of the voice pitch used in the game.

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.....when you find out that before ArmA/ofp you used to get a random musical tune or your favorite song stuck in your head for no reason at all, now all you get is bang bang crack boom boosh  pistols.gif ((varies with what sound mod you are using tounge2.gif ))

......when you watch people very far away from you you try to measure their distances and how much do you need to rise the barrel to hit them in ironsight.

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Yelling out during a football game "Oh no, (player number) is down!" when they suffer an injury....

 ... all with an uncanny replica of the voice pitch used in the game.

...when

You decide ArmA just dont cut it any more so you turn it in to fifa1931 and play with your self for hours against invisable AI only to work out that your still updating to 1.08 after a system crash.

Or was it FootBall Is Comming Home (FICH)

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...when you watch an 8 min. video of a mod of ArmA that allows you to play...  "soccer."

...and all the while you wonder if there is a "kick" option in the menue...

...if after 2 mins you start to think....that looks like fun!  tounge2.gif

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...when your Windows installation has been customized to have one icon in the start menu: "ARMA!"

....when you don't understand what computers are good for, other than playing ARMA!

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...when every last vital piece of information in your briefing with a client goes unheard because you're repeatedly playing out the perfect scenario for that night's CTF in your head.

...when you call somebody and they respond by turning their head whilst their torso remains still and with a pinched smile you can't help but think "hey heeey! TrackIR userrrr!".

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... when you're staring to look at the surrounding world as an endless texture source...

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when you right-click on a picture to 'zoom in' in the browser.

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That is F***ing priceless! rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

Quoting something in another thread: "I don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." Thats one way to look at it.....

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lol you know you played to much ARMA when..

you go to sleep hearing and wake up hearing the arma theme song...

Even though the game is off... rofl.gif

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Offtopic: With the chance of being called a noob, what the hell means "rgr" ?

Ontopic: You know you've played to much OFP/ArmA when you're at the movies and recognise every single piece of military hardware in the movie.

Had that last week with Transformers. biggrin_o.gif

lol rgr means..

You haven't played enough arma. tounge2.gif

oh and landing the harrier vertically.. np.. taking off..good luck.. very short take off, but not vertical, keep pulling back to bring the nose up and only gas it slightly for best results..

when landing, try pitching the wings left and right it drops you faster.

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Whe you go to a dance club and yell

" 7 8! , 7 8!

ALL GET DOWN!"

yay.gif  yay.gif  yay.gif

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When real country names like Pakistan and Tajikistan sound like parodies of Takistan.

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When you're holding a speech for your class and you accidentally start it with "all callsigns".

Luckily that hasn't happened yet :)

Although other problems have presented themselves.

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when you're surprized you have to move your hands when turning the steering wheel

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When you start answering incoming phone calls like that:

(caller): Gdzie jesteÅ›?

Where are you?

(you): Pos ostrzałem

Under fire - translated /w typo, recently fixed in OA

Edited by zGuba

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You play to much on russian side when sentences like:

"druzhestvennyh vertoletov v pyatistah metrah k vostoku" suddently make sense to you and you begin to partially undertand what your exile-russian coworkers are talking.

Edited by Beagle

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When your supervisor tells you to move you say "Oscar Mike".

not a valid, or even accepted term in the Army lol.

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