Dragon Rising has been released

[vilas 477]

The Story of Dragon:

location - mad post Armageddon future

sky full of gray clouds, small sun rays leave some light on the concrete wall of huge building,

group of people in anti-radiation oversuits sit near campfire,

walls are covered in plants climbers,

man in orange oversuit starts to tell his story:

once upon a time, when birds were flying and lakes were full of so clean water that you could swim in it, evil greed Sion had come to Anciet Ones and told them:

- The sequel I shall give you ! thou shall see realism like never seen before, thou shall see open environment like never seen before,

and they all fallen to knees overwhelmed by power of great renders

and he forth said:

- I shall give thee power of Dragon, thine prays will be listened and dreams will come true...

and Sion hid behind a shadow of marketing

they waited and waited for years praying, once they heard thunder and saw Dragon's wings shadow

- I am coming - said Dragon, but voice was not so strong, voice was like drunken, like it used to be somekind of Chinese wanna be singer

but they followed to direction of Dragon, the more they wanted to get close to Dragon, the smaller he was becoming and the more fat and the more with down-disease face , they started to run into direction of Dragon, but they were reseted cause they have left map

as they tried for second time , they have noticed that Dragon is getting so fat, so fat that only 64 of them could fit on 200 km island

they couldn't believed what they had seen

they begged Dragon "please let us more on your island"

but Dragon remained silent

so they took Abrams

but Dragon used magic and put tree on their path

Abrams bumped and stuck, so they left island and went to Sion

- Sion why you have betrayed us

but Sion not answered and half of them were banned

- Sion , for the second time, we implore you, open door and come out

silence remained and only sound of fart was coming from nearest closet

- Sion, for the third time, answer to us

- I have diarrhea

and he gave them The Patch that burned their VGA

although they have seen much in their lifetime, they have never seen anything like that

so they cursed him

and their sons cursed him

and their sons' sons cursed him

and I have cursed him as i stand here telling this story to you

and Thou shall curse him

and Thine sons shall curse him too

and sons of sons shall curse him and curse shall be forever

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story ended, according to Polish gaming website Ian Webster (CM) said they not work on DR anymore cause prepare OFP3 !!! goddamn f***

Edited February 18, 2010 by vilas

[Deadfast 43]

It appears DR player have finally reached the second stage of grief - anger.

[Zipper5 74]

Eugh...

Some people are just... Punching bags. They'll take whatever is thrown at them and won't know what's going on.

I like this though! :D It's apparently one of the most visited Australian gaming websites.

[CameronMcDonald 146]

Nice....

http://www.ausgamers.com/news/read/2856245

[vilas 477]

read my legend sinners !

[Zipper5 74]

Nice....

http://www.ausgamers.com/news/read/2856245

Heh, seems we were reading the same thing at the same time. :p

I really hope more websites take notice of this now.

[Guest]

If Sion is in charge of the next title I am going to lol so hard. He had his chance to *try* and get away with his stupidity, but now everbody knows what a twat he is, he will fail harder next time.

He should quit while he still has some dignity left within CM. Even they will give him the boot soon...

[myshaak 0]

read my legend sinners !

Nice one! :cool:

[Tonci87 163]

LOLOLOL The Thread is Open again,

OMG they really wan´t to produce another sequel? Some Gamers are really stupid if they are going to trust CM again

[-RIP- Luhgnut 10]

+2 infraction points for that which makes that 5 of them. Come back in 3 months. Maybe you realize in the meantime that here are not the CM forums where you can call other members morons and whatever comes to your mind.

I'm pretty sure I said keep it civilized...

mission accomplished.

well now. where were we?

Ah yes.

I must say I like richiespeed13's new avatar, and Myshaak's sig.

need to get one.

oh btw.... 16 Hours on 3Dmark at 130% gpu. Going to stick my finger on the heat sync. If I don't come back, I burnt my finger.

I'm back.

[Guest]

Shit, I am very sad, I was just about to open Dragoholic, your resource to failing dragons to support those Complete Morons with their true sequel!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TimRiceSE 10]

Shit, I am very sad, I was just about to open Dragoholic, your resource to failing dragons to support those Complete Morons with their true sequel!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm.. Dragoholic.... that name could be easily confused for another subject :O

like this.

[Guest]

Luhgnut;1572552']mission accomplished.

well now. where were we?

Ah yes.

I must say I like richiespeed13's new avatar

Aha' date=' so Foxy caught your eye did she :D

Hmm.. Dragoholic.... that name could be easily confused for another subject :O

like this.

LOL.

[VanhA-ICON 11]

Shit, I am very sad, I was just about to open Dragoholic, your resource to failing dragons to support those Complete Morons with their true sequel!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup. I know the feeling. I was just in process of converting all my missions to Dragon Dung by removing all enemies from them.

Too bad.

:rolleyes:

[Guest]

Hmm.. Dragoholic.... that name could be easily confused for another subject :O

like this.

I have the weird feeling nobody would actually notice, or at least be suprised. :)

[-RIP- Luhgnut 10]

wow your a moron. read my thread you've been bashing me over for the past 6 pages. It was a thread to warn people about CHEAP FRIGGIN CABLES. jesus H christ man. learn to fucking read. you are the biggest up-himself moron I have ever met on the internet, and that is saying alot.

I'll save the trouble, here is my post

so exactly WHERE do I blame codemasters? huh? I dont do I. now stop being a dick

you know, you're right templar.... so sorry, I take it all back. templar? templar? hallo?

[Zipper5 74]

I like this post by Helios.

I know the news was not you wanted to hear, but I can think of plenty of other games where the community was continually kept in limbo with statements like "future plans for patches have not been confirmed" etc, whilst waiting for future patches etc that never ended up being released.

Oh yeah! Come to think of it, I know GRID has been kept in limbo exactly like that! I guess CM aren't the only game developer who... Wait. :rolleyes:

Idiots. Just, idiots.

[bascule42 10]

If Uwe Boll re-made Lord of the Rings it couldn't be as bad as this.

[NoRailgunner 0]

Wow this thread here seems to be more active than any DR thread in CM forum. :D

You can't let it go and let this dragon die in oblivion?

Maybe the nextgen dragon will rise...

even more...

in price.

Nice...

(damn too much coffee)

[Zipper5 74]

Yes, we're getting somewhere!

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/not-for-dragon-rising-anyway

[JdB 151]

Hmm.. Dragoholic.... that name could be easily confused for another subject :O

like this.

Dragon Rising is a drag-queen. Looks like a mil-sim, feels like CoD 8 on a console even though you're using a PC.

The people that are supporting the game and CM even after that "We have your money, now buy our next product dirty slaves!"-message are obviously masochists that enjoy tormenting themselves. It's like someone just punched you in the face, and you ask "Please Sir, may I have another?":rolleyes:

[Bulldogs 10]

I especially like this one

http://www.ausgamers.com/news/read/2856245

[mosh 0]

Luhgnut;1572578']you know' date=' you're right templar.... so sorry, I take it all back. templar? templar? hallo?[/quote']

I'm glad the coffee I just spit all over myself wasn't still hot... that some funny shit there. :bounce3:

[b0b 10]

I like this post by Helios.

Oh yeah! Come to think of it, I know GRID has been kept in limbo exactly like that! I guess CM aren't the only game developer who... Wait. :rolleyes:

Idiots. Just, idiots.

Personally i lold my ass off at this one...

LOL insue

Quote post by Helios heh

Personally I think it is rather poor journalism by Ausgamers to base a news story solely on info and game experiences supplied by one person. On all formats, MP and in particular co-op is played by many without experiencing problems, and for them to call it "broken" based on one persons experiences isn't what constitutes proper research into a story in my book.

Complaining about ausgamers been unfair ? its a bitch when karma over bad media coverage stabs you in the back eh.

[JdB 151]

Complaining about ausgamers been unfair ? its a bitch when karma over bad media coverage stabs you in the back eh.

Hehe yeah, I've seen plenty of "Reviews" that were carbon copies of the marketing scam on the DR homepage, no sign of actually having played the game.