Official Stupid Quiz Thread

[toadlife 3]

You're Cat's Cradle!

by Kurt Vonnegut

You believe quite firmly that free will deserted you long ago and far away. As a result, it's hard to take responsibility for anything. Even though you show great potential as a leader of a small 3rd world country, the choices are all made ahead of time. You're rather fond of games involving string. Your fear of nuclear weaponry is trumped only by your fear of ice.

Dunno about that one.

You're Switzerland!

While most people think you're sort of stuck up, it's really

just that people don't interest you that much. That's why you'd rather just stay out of everything and be as neutral as possible. Somewhere in there is an ability to be a psychiatrist because you're so objective, but you might just be too cold for that.

I also got Mexico when I answered "warm climate", but I really like to snowboard so I'll stick with Switzerland.

[WhoCares 0]

Brasil

And as book

Quote[/b] ]You're Dune!

by Frank Herbert

You have control over a great wealth of resources, but no one wants to let you have them. You've decided to try to defend yourself, but it may take eons before you really get back what you feel you deserve. Meanwhile you have a cult-like following of minions waiting for your life to progress. This would all be even more exciting if you could just get the sand out of your eyes.

[brgnorway 0]

Chile

Quote[/b] ]You're really skinny, and kind of bumpy in frame, but you're not as

rough a person as you used to be.  You like long, long, long walks on the beach and

avoiding having your rights violated, just like anybody else does.  You're even

willing to stand up to those with more power and influence than you, trying to bring them

to justice.

....well, that pretty much sums it up lol

.....strange - Steppenwolf is one of my favourites (by same author) .

[JAP 2]

Quote[/b] ]You're Jurassic Park!

by Michael Crichton

You combine all the elements of a mad scientist, a brash philosopher, a humble researcher, and a money-hungry attracter of tourists. With all these features, you could build something monumental or get chased around by your own demons. Probably both, in fact. A movie based on your life would make millions - you got that right ! - , and spawn at least two sequels that wouldn't be very good. Be very careful around islands.

[ozanzac 0]

The book test:

You're Babar the King!

by Jean de Brunhoff

Though your life has been filled with struggle and sadness of late, you're personally doing quite well for yourself. All this success brings responsibility, though, and should not be taken lightly. Life has turned from war to peace, from damage to reconstruction, and this brings a bright new hope for everyone you know. These hopeful people look to you for guidance, and your best advice to them is to watch out for snakes. You're quite fond of the name "Celeste".

It speaks the truth! Last year was one I'd rather forget, and I once went out with someone called 'Celeste'.

That's freaky!

[Baron Hurlothrumbo IIX 0]

Can't get Scotland

Got UK first time tho.

You're Ender's Game!

by Orson Scott Card

To you, most everything is a game. It's summertime, and the living's

easy. Even when there's a war on, it's just a game to you. But even though you've

historically been able to meet every challenge, there are some doubts about what lies

ahead. Are you sure you're up to the next test? Don't forget to pay attention to your

siblings.

[Pipski 0]

Oh sweet Jesus, I'm North Korea!

[/code]<p><img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/nk.gif"><br>

 <font face="Georgia Ref, Verdana, Eurostile, Tahoma, Arial" size="5">You're North Korea!<br>

 <i><font size="3">Look out!  You're absolutely wacko.  Completely insane.

 There's no telling what you're going to do, and it could make you a danger to

yourself and others.  People are so scared of you that they usually just cover

their eyes and pretend you're not there.  The main impact this has had is to

make you even more scary, as you yearn for attention and contact with the outside

world.  Everyone just wants you to calm down.</font><br><font size="2"

face="Times New Roman">Take the <a

href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the <a

href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a></font></i></font></p>

I disagree with this assessment of my personality!

And I'm David Copperfield? How in the hell does that correspond to N. Korea??? Oh well ...

[NavyEEL 0]

Arrrr..... PIRATES!!!!

You're Madagascar! Lots of people don't really know anything about you, making you

buried treasure of the rarest kind.  You love nature, and could get lost in it

whenever possible.  You're remote and exotic, and the few people who know you

value whatever they share with you a great deal.  For some reason, you really

like the word lemur.

[stgn 39]

Well in the summer I am:

Quote[/b] ]You're the United Nations!

Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go.  You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso.  Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result.  But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

and in the winter I am:

Quote[/b] ]You're Fiji!

As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so chilled out, it hurts people to see you.  Everyone aspires to be where you are, but most of them just can't put their stress away.  Little do they know that even you sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles!  For the most part, though, it's sun and fun for you, and that's the way you like it.  It's just sort of hard to get things done with all that partying.

On Books

Quote[/b] ]You're Jurassic Park!

by Michael Crichton

You combine all the elements of a mad scientist, a brash philosopher, a humble researcher, and a money-hungry attracter of tourists. With all these features, you could build something monumental or get chased around by your own demons. Probably both, in fact. A movie based on your life would make millions, and spawn at least two sequels that wouldn't be very good. Be very careful around islands.

STGN

ps how do I get to Denmark?

[Tamme 0]

You're Canada!

People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.

And the book:

You're To Kill a Mockingbird!

by Harper Lee

Perceived as a revolutionary and groundbreaking person, you have changed the minds of many people. While questioning the authority around you, you've also taken a significant amount of flack. But you've had the admirable guts to persevere. There's a weird guy in the neighborhood using dubious means to protect you, but you're pretty sure it's worth it in the end. In the end, it remains unclear to you whether finches and mockingbirds get along in real life.

[Pathy 0]

Quote[/b] ]You're Fiji!

As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so chilled out, it hurts people to see you.  Everyone aspires to be where you are, but most of them just can't put their stress away.  Little do they know that even you sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles!  For the most part, though, it's sun and fun for you, and that's the way you like it.  It's just sort of hard to get things done with all that partying.

Bloody hell, thats me!

[Pathy 0]

Quote[/b] ]You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.

ROFLMAO, and i love the title!

[John_Q 0]

Quote[/b] ]you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can.

That's you, Pathy!

[der bastler 0]

First I was "United Nations", now I'm...

<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>Ender's Game!</span>

<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>by Orson Scott Card</span>

<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>To you, most everything is a game. It's summertime, and the living's easy. Even when there's a war on, it's just a game to you. But even though you've historically been able to meet every challenge, there are some doubts about what lies ahead. Are you sure you're up to the next test? Don't forget to pay attention to your

siblings.</span>

Everything's a game for me? Seems I got too much OFP...

[Munk 0]

After a non-drunken attempt...

You're France!

Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that you're better than everyone else. At least you're more loyal to the real language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else. You aren't worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other things that it usually doesn't matter. Some of your finest works were intended to be short-term projects.

Me in a nutshell

[quicksand 0]

You're the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!

You have nothing to lose but your chains, and since you had all these chains lying around when you lost them, you promptly put them on others.  Nevertheless, you are very industrious, with a knack for coming through in the clutch when it looks like all is lost.  Despite your hard work, many people think you no longer exist, or that you could break up at any moment.  You're good in theory, but the practice needs work.

Please don`t kill me  

Now I know from where the fuzziness in my heart came at the end of the CWC when Guba escapes  

[Nathanz 0]

You're Fiji!

As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so chilled out, it hurts people to see you. Everyone aspires to be where you are, but most of them just can't put their stress away. Little do they know that even you sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles! For the most part, though, it's sun and fun for you, and that's the way you like it. It's just sort of hard to get things done with all that partying.

Hey, It got the top left flag right

[Placebo 29]

You're Sudan!

Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to realize that someone destroyed it.  That's just how things are going for you right now... it's hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache.  You try to relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn't make sense.  If you were a goat, you'd be a Nubian.

You're Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.

[Placebo 29]

Hmm the only one to be Sudan, that can't be good

[andersson 285]

edit: to tired to figure out how to get the text and flag here...    I´m Switzerland by the way. I ski...

[The Frenchman 0]

Hmm the only one to be Sudan, that can't be good

No, Munk was also Sudan.

Try being the only German. :;):hehe

[Munk 0]

Hmm the only one to be Sudan, that can't be good

No, Munk was also Sudan.

Only me and placebo got Sudan

We both work for the NHS (not for much bloody longer though!)

Some sort of conspiracy or just a coincidence?

Ah who gives a crap, footballs on...

Where's my beer? Who stole my beer?

1-0 in the first 30 secs

[FW200 0]

You're China!

Big and powerful, you have a long history behind you with more good and bad than you care to remember, or are really capable of remembering.  Lately, in older age, you've gotten sort of crochety and even mean-spirited.  There is still a lot that's beautiful about you, but most of the focus people have when they think about you is how hard it is to work with you.  There's hope that you might start opening up to people, but lots of people have bumper stickers about how much you should change.

Book Quiz:

You're The Dictionary!

by Merriam-Webster

You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an exceptional speller and very well organized.

[Placebo 29]

Hmm the only one to be Sudan, that can't be good

No, Munk was also Sudan.

Only me and placebo got Sudan

We both work for the NHS (not for much bloody longer though!)

Some sort of conspiracy or just a coincidence?

Ahh I missed that, cool I'm not alone

Clearly shows the NHS only hire the best and brightest and the most handsomest, or something

[Kaliyuga 0]

You're Libya! (WTF kinda flag is that? lol)

Quote[/b] ]

It seems that these days, you just say things to get attention.  Shock value is the really important thing for you now.  You used to have a cause, and this made you seem like a threat to the established order, but now you just want to say wacky stuff once in a while.  Air travel doesn't really mesh with your lifestyle, and you'd probably scare the security guards somehow anyway.

You're Siddhartha!

by Hermann Hesse

Quote[/b] ]You simply don't know what to believe, but you're willing to try anything once. Western values, Eastern values, hedonism and minimalism, you've spent some time in every camp. But you still don't have any idea what camp you belong in. This makes you an individualist of the highest order, but also really lonely. It's time to chill out under a tree. And realize that at least you believe in ferries.