ran 0 Posted April 11, 2005 Not really military related, but sort of...Outlaw Laid Low by Short Fuse Quote[/b] ]TIRANA (Reuters) - Albania's most wanted man fought off special police and eluded capture for years only to blow himself up while fishing with dynamite, police and newspapers said Friday.Dubbed the "Last Cowboy" in northern Albania because of his gunfights with the law, Riza Malaj, 34, failed to accurately gauge the length of the fuse as he tried to blow up trout. Doctors at the Bajram Curri hospital said he had lost both hands, badly hurt his eyes and suffered serious wounds all over his body. His family rejected offers to have him flown to a Tirana hospital where he would have been arrested immediately. Malaj was taken to a hospital in nearby U.N.-governed Kosovo. He was sentenced in absentia to five years in jail on charges of leading an attack on the Bajram Curri police station last year. Since 2000, warrants have been issued for Malaj's arrest on charges of willful murder, armed robbery, armed assault and battery of the education directress of the town. Dynamite fishing is a no-no I prefer offensive handgrenades personnaly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted April 15, 2005 <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>It's ok! I put the pin back in!</span> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 15, 2005 After arriving in England, he located his cousin that he had had some rivalry with growing up. The cousin had joined the Army, and proudly boasted of the rank of a Sargeant or such, and wondered what miserable E-9 private equivelency Grandpa had been begrudged. Grandpa smiled and pulled out his Colonel's pass, and promptly ordered his cousin to be his personal driver when ever possible while he was in England. Ahahaha...that's brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somebloke 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Us Navy The us navy up to it's relaxing tricks. I fear for america... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted April 16, 2005 http://www.tacticalblunder.com/~uploads/Harnu/pin.jpg<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>It's ok! I put the pin back in!</span> ouch .... did the photographer live up to develop this picture ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted April 16, 2005 http://www.tacticalblunder.com/~uploads/Harnu/pin.jpg<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>It's ok! I put the pin back in!</span> ouch .... did the photographer live up to develop this picture ? Minus two fingers and an eyebrow, but I'm alright Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted April 16, 2005 http://www.tacticalblunder.com/~uploads/Harnu/pin.jpg<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>It's ok! I put the pin back in!</span> ouch .... did the photographer live up to develop this picture ? Minus two fingers and an eyebrow, but I'm alright I know(knew) people who"ve been less lucky with this kind of toys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted April 21, 2005 Great for CQB combat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somebloke 0 Posted April 22, 2005 i'd like to see 'em put that much on a pistol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Frenchman 0 Posted April 23, 2005 http://img179.echo.cx/img179/2117/wtfgun4ig.jpgGreat for CQB combat Where's the actual gun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dm 9 Posted April 23, 2005 http://img179.echo.cx/img179/2117/wtfgun4ig.jpgGreat for CQB combat Where's the actual gun? Somewhere under there is an M4 SPR, thus: Edit: err, thought you said "whats the actual gun" ahhh well... P.S. the M4 is now said to be a barbie doll for boys, and by all accounts actually has MORE accessories than barbie ever did Only problem is, once you've put all them accessories on it, it weighs as much as an M249 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acecombat 0 Posted April 23, 2005 Quote[/b] ]There is a lot of talk about the United Nations creating a combined strike force with troops from several nations included in it. Could it work? Let's take a look at one operation. A combined force beach landing on a tropical island. When the troops hit the beach......... The Royal Marines go fishing. The US Marines wait for CNN to arrive. The French don't care whose beach it is; it's French territory now, and say the English gave them no other choice. The Canadians watch the Americans very closely, then offer to guard their landing strip. The Dutch have a beach party and smoke some dope saying the English don't understand them. The Italians go sunbathing. The Germans land and build a car factory. The West Indians go looking for the Dutch. The Austrians just watch the Russians and Germans. The Chinese win the natives hearts and minds then kill them. The SEALs arrive after dark and kill anyone who is not a SEAL. The Aussies and Kiwis land then start fighting each other over a sheep. The South Americans send a contingent of 2000 generals. The South Africans start shooting at anyone with a tan. The Saudi's start drilling for oil. The Russians open a chain of massage parlours. The Brit airborne troops get charged with murder even though they have not opened fire yet. The Spanish are late. The Portuguese are late but blame the Spaniards. Delta Force makes a movie about the landing. The Greeks and Turks turn up then send a bill to the Yanks and Brits. The British Army cannot come because all six of them have flu. The Japanese don't know who owns what ships and decide to sink them all. The Californian National Guard contingent won't land until someone opens a Starbucks. The New Yorkers paint their Amtrak's yellow and will take you ashore for 50 bucks. The Irish Army will be late because they say they are still celebrating St. Patrick's Day. The Israeli's start building a kibbutz and shell the Palestinians as a precaution. The Scandinavians like it off shore and stay there killing whales for the Japanese. The Polish tunnel under the beach looking for coal. The Palestinians say it used to be theirs but the English gave it away. The Oklahomans have no damn idea what a beach is. The Scottish claim to have found the beach first but accuse the English of stealing it. The Texans look for anyone bad mouthing them. The Mexicans invade Arizona by mistake. The Welsh say it's King Arthur's last resting place but the English stole it. The Swiss apply for a bank charter. The Lybians blow up two UN planes. The UN will send an Ambassador if the member states pay their dues. The Kentuckians open a KFC. The Panamanians ask the U.S. what they should do. The Floridians demand a recount and free Prozac. The EU want to set up a commission of 50,000 administrators paid for by the English. The Swedes just want to screw. The Michigan contingent issue a safety recall and sue General Motors. The Matell Corp. sends 10,000 GI Joe's and one Barbie. Some guy from Tennessee swears that Elvis and Jimmy Dean are just over the dunes. The Romanians and Albanians finally arrive and surrender. The Coloradans cut off the Kansan's water supply. H. M. The Queen will give anyone a Knighthood if they can grab her a few hundred acres or find a job for Charles. The New Hampshire contingent declares that everyone there is Sooooo Cruel and open a soup kitchen. The North Koreans have no idea what is going on but blame America anyway. Washington State NG builds a monument to Bill Gates. The Pakistanis build a Motel Six, a convenience store and gas station. Jimmy Carter arrives and declares peace. George W. Bush doesn't know where the island is, so he orders the U.S. Airforce to bomb Hawaii. Could be posted before but i didnt see it on any recent pages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acecombat 0 Posted April 23, 2005 A small movie:In the navy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somebloke 0 Posted April 23, 2005 Shouldn't it be, The French Army arrives, And surrenders promptly to the US And British. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EiZei 0 Posted April 23, 2005 Shouldn't it be, The French Army arrives, And surrenders promptly to the US And British. The ofp forum joint UK/US detachment arrives and starts making old tired jokes about french military and get their throats cut during the night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billybob2002 0 Posted April 24, 2005 A small movie: Nice link and that's all... Â Quote[/b] ]The Swedes just want to screw and sell bofors 40mm AA to both sides. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted April 24, 2005 Shouldn't it be, The French Army arrives, And surrenders promptly to the US And British. The ofp forum joint UK/US detachment arrives and starts making old tired jokes about french military and get their throats cut during the night? with a slight variant if I'm around ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ares1978 0 Posted April 24, 2005 Shouldn't it be, The French Army arrives, And surrenders promptly to the US And British. The ofp forum joint UK/US detachment arrives and starts making old tired jokes about french military and get their throats cut during the night? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balangiga_Massacre That isn't humor. Sure it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billybob2002 0 Posted April 24, 2005 Shouldn't it be, The French Army arrives, And surrenders promptly to the US And British. The ofp forum joint UK/US detachment arrives and starts making old tired jokes about french military and get their throats cut during the night? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balangiga_Massacre That isn't humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iNeo 0 Posted April 24, 2005 http://www.picturerack.com/ims/guest/11645.jpg Bullet-proof vests? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajama 0 Posted April 25, 2005 The girl with the BFG is a cosplayer doing Hellsing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lee_h._oswald 0 Posted April 28, 2005 http://www.af.mil/media/photodb/photos/050416-F-4903I-069.jpg MfG Lee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
