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June 27, 2005

From:   Herald Sun

TWO Russian soldiers are in trouble after driving an armoured personnel carrier 40km to buy vodka.

It's not their fault, they were under orders!

I think I know the mastermind behind this:

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Quote[/b] ]I think I know the mastermind behind this

Hey, you promised not to tell anyone! New orders of highest priority for you:cleaning orders tounge2.gif

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Not really humor but it's fun though:

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Quote[/b] ]PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 30: Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders cheer as the USS Cole enters port June 30, 2005 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The USS Cole, which was heavily damaged by a terrorist bombing in Yemen in October 2000 is in Philadelphia through July 4th as part of the city's Let Freedom Ring Celebration. (Photo by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images)

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Quote[/b] ]PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 30: Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders cheer as the USS Cole enters port June 30, 2005 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The USS Cole, which was heavily damaged by a terrorist bombing in Yemen in October 2000 is in Philadelphia through July 4th as part of the city's Let Freedom Ring Celebration. (Photo by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images)

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They are fat tounge2.gif

What the hell is wrong with you psychotic Lederhose !!!!!!

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Almost makes you join the military  rofl.gif

Only if they do it individually tounge2.gif

"Sir, I request permission for guard duty on cheerleading squad main barrack, sir!"

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Take all the gaurd duty you guys want, I'll do the drilling.

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Had to say something of the sort, saw those posts then looking through the Sgt. Grit magazine I saw:

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4th of July in Iraq:

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Quote[/b] ]To begin 4th of July weekend, U.S. soldiers spend the afternoon around a swimming pool outside a former Saddam Hussein palace, which is now part of the U.S. military base Camp Victory in Baghdad, Iraq, Sunday, July 3, 2005. (AP Photo/Khalid Mohammed)

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Quote[/b] ]U.S. soldier Peter Mahoe, from the U.S. state of Hawaii, pitches horseshoes in Baghdad, Iraq Sunday, July 3, 2005. To begin the 4th of July weekend, U.S. soldiers spent the afternoon relaxing outside a former Saddam Hussein palace which is now part of the U.S. military base Camp Victory. (AP Photo/Khalid Mohammed)

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EDIT:

Spot the bunny ears rofl.gif

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Just saw this picture on Reuters:

Quote[/b] ]Chinese soldiers crawl forward during a military exercise on a beach in Yuhuan county, east China's Zhejiang province July 4, 2005.

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Check the background - performing the beach excercise on a holiday beach crazy_o.gif

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Check the background - performing the beach excercise on a holiday beach crazy_o.gif

the one where the shot a boat to pieces with rpg´s and tow (?) ? pistols.gifyay.gif

seen that on tv some hours ago, must´ve been a pretty cool exercise and also a nice change in comparsion to normal day duty for the cadets biggrin_o.gif

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Take all the gaurd duty you guys want, I'll do the drilling.

just to inform you that i will take care of the night hours..making sure all "soldiers" sleep in their or mine bed.. esp the asian girl wink_o.gif

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Take all the gaurd duty you guys want, I'll do the drilling.

just to inform you that i will take care of the night hours..making sure all "soldiers" sleep in their or mine bed.. esp the asian girl wink_o.gif

You have fun with those sloppy seconds biggrin_o.gif

They are all trained to kill!

The uniforms in that are enough for me to feel like sharing it here biggrin_o.gif

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More cheerleaders. But now in Iraq:

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Quote[/b] ]CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- A Marine from Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 8th Marine Regiment shows one of the Arizona Cheerleaders their weapons systems mounted on their vehicles. The cheerleaders took time to answer and ask questions with each group of Marines and Sailors they met with.

Photo submitted 07/03/2005 Taken by Lance Cpl. Athanasios L. Genos

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Quote[/b] ]CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- The Arizona Cheerleaders visited all the units at Camp Fallujah during their time here, including Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 8th Marine Regiment. They took many group and individual photos with all the different units they visited.

Photo submitted 07/03/2005 Taken by Lance Cpl. Athanasios L. Genos

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Quote[/b] ]CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- The Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders visited the Marines and Sailors at Camp Fallujah, taking time to visit with the Marines with 1st Battalion, 10th Marine Regiment, an artillery unit working here.

Photo submitted 07/03/2005 Taken by Lance Cpl. Athanasios L. Genos

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Reposted from Aces High and Alt.Games.Warbirds forums:

If World War Two had been an RTS game, it would have gone a little something like this....

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

*paTTon has joined the game.*

*Churchill has joined the game.*

*benny-tow has joined the game.*

*T0J0 has joined the game.*

*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

*Stalin has joined the game.*

*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck

*deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: wtf

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an arss

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help

Hitler: o man ur focked

paTTon: oh what now biotch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: wtf that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker

Stalin: rofl

T0J0: HAHAHHAA

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows

*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

benny~tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: fock u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is gay

*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!

*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

*The Allied team has won the game!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck

*T0J0 has left the game.*

*Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: fock u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

*tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

*Churchill has left the game.*

*benny~tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all fags

*Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

*paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o sh1t!

*paTTon has left the game.*

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You forgot this part in 1939:

Stalin: hey kallio u noob give ur bases

kyost1_ka||1o: fuck u

Stalin: yeah watch me

kyost1_ka||1o: OMG YOU FUCKER

** 10 minutes later **

kyost1_ka||1o: haha stalin u noob u getting r8pd like a schoolgirl

Stalin: cheater!!!!!

Hitler[AoE]: haha stalin u noob

Hitler[AoE]: kallio wanna team up ??

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