The Frenchman 0 Posted June 29, 2005 June 27, 2005 From: Â Herald Sun TWO Russian soldiers are in trouble after driving an armoured personnel carrier 40km to buy vodka. It's not their fault, they were under orders! I think I know the mastermind behind this: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balschoiw 0 Posted June 29, 2005 There are different and much more effective measures to attract russian soldiers Scent of a woman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxtrot87 0 Posted June 30, 2005 Quote[/b] ]I think I know the mastermind behind this Hey, you promised not to tell anyone! New orders of highest priority for you:cleaning orders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ironsight 1 Posted July 1, 2005 Not really humor but it's fun though: http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp....62513D3 Quote[/b] ]PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 30: Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders cheer as the USS Cole enters port June 30, 2005 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The USS Cole, which was heavily damaged by a terrorist bombing in Yemen in October 2000 is in Philadelphia through July 4th as part of the city's Let Freedom Ring Celebration. (Photo by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images) http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp....62513D3 Quote[/b] ]PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 30: Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders cheer as the USS Cole enters port June 30, 2005 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The USS Cole, which was heavily damaged by a terrorist bombing in Yemen in October 2000 is in Philadelphia through July 4th as part of the city's Let Freedom Ring Celebration. (Photo by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images) Almost makes you join the military Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted July 3, 2005 They are fat What the hell is wrong with you psychotic Lederhose !!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DracoPaladore 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Almost makes you join the military  Only if they do it individually "Sir, I request permission for guard duty on cheerleading squad main barrack, sir!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted July 3, 2005 sure private! and I'll guear their showers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DracoPaladore 0 Posted July 3, 2005 sure private! and I'll guear their showers! Shucks, you moderators always get the best posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Take all the gaurd duty you guys want, I'll do the drilling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DracoPaladore 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Take all the gaurd duty you guys want, I'll do the drilling. Oh, that was just bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Had to say something of the sort, saw those posts then looking through the Sgt. Grit magazine I saw: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ironsight 1 Posted July 4, 2005 4th of July in Iraq: Quote[/b] ]To begin 4th of July weekend, U.S. soldiers spend the afternoon around a swimming pool outside a former Saddam Hussein palace, which is now part of the U.S. military base Camp Victory in Baghdad, Iraq, Sunday, July 3, 2005. (AP Photo/Khalid Mohammed) Quote[/b] ]U.S. soldier Peter Mahoe, from the U.S. state of Hawaii, pitches horseshoes in Baghdad, Iraq Sunday, July 3, 2005. To begin the 4th of July weekend, U.S. soldiers spent the afternoon relaxing outside a former Saddam Hussein palace which is now part of the U.S. military base Camp Victory. (AP Photo/Khalid Mohammed) EDIT: Spot the bunny ears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HotShot 0 Posted July 4, 2005 Just saw this picture on Reuters: Quote[/b] ]Chinese soldiers crawl forward during a military exercise on a beach in Yuhuan county, east China's Zhejiang province July 4, 2005. Check the background - performing the beach excercise on a holiday beach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr burns 131 Posted July 4, 2005 Check the background - performing the beach excercise on a holiday beach the one where the shot a boat to pieces with rpg´s and tow (?) ? seen that on tv some hours ago, must´ve been a pretty cool exercise and also a nice change in comparsion to normal day duty for the cadets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
granQ 293 Posted July 5, 2005 Take all the gaurd duty you guys want, I'll do the drilling. just to inform you that i will take care of the night hours..making sure all "soldiers" sleep in their or mine bed.. esp the asian girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Take all the gaurd duty you guys want, I'll do the drilling. just to inform you that i will take care of the night hours..making sure all "soldiers" sleep in their or mine bed.. esp the asian girl You have fun with those sloppy seconds They are all trained to kill! The uniforms in that are enough for me to feel like sharing it here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ironsight 1 Posted July 6, 2005 More cheerleaders. But now in Iraq: HIRES Quote[/b] ]CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- A Marine from Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 8th Marine Regiment shows one of the Arizona Cheerleaders their weapons systems mounted on their vehicles. The cheerleaders took time to answer and ask questions with each group of Marines and Sailors they met with.Photo submitted 07/03/2005 Taken by Lance Cpl. Athanasios L. Genos HIRES HIRES Quote[/b] ]CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- The Arizona Cheerleaders visited all the units at Camp Fallujah during their time here, including Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 8th Marine Regiment. They took many group and individual photos with all the different units they visited.Photo submitted 07/03/2005 Taken by Lance Cpl. Athanasios L. Genos HIRES Quote[/b] ]CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- The Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders visited the Marines and Sailors at Camp Fallujah, taking time to visit with the Marines with 1st Battalion, 10th Marine Regiment, an artillery unit working here.Photo submitted 07/03/2005 Taken by Lance Cpl. Athanasios L. Genos There must be some happy soldiers in Camp Fallujah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaztheducky 0 Posted July 9, 2005 @ above Q: why did you join the marines soldier? A: hmmmm.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellfish6 7 Posted July 13, 2005 Reposted from Aces High and Alt.Games.Warbirds forums: If World War Two had been an RTS game, it would have gone a little something like this.... *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EiZei 0 Posted July 13, 2005 You forgot this part in 1939: Stalin: hey kallio u noob give ur bases kyost1_ka||1o: fuck u Stalin: yeah watch me kyost1_ka||1o: OMG YOU FUCKER ** 10 minutes later ** kyost1_ka||1o: haha stalin u noob u getting r8pd like a schoolgirl Stalin: cheater!!!!! Hitler[AoE]: haha stalin u noob Hitler[AoE]: kallio wanna team up ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
