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[ran 0]

so , any potential customer for R-tech  infantry firearms ?

[The Frenchman 0]

Quote[/b] ]residents firmly believe there is no spoon

What the heck does this mean!?!?

[Milkman 1]

No spoon for you!

What I take pleasure in the most on the forums is gassing n00b nations whos first post is "I delcare war!"

<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>n00b nations Destroyed as of 11/17/03</span>

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[Milkman 1]

*Ahem*

I, The Republic of Everonia, ask that we hold elections for the Nogovan government.

These are the Jobs up for vote/volunteer

UN Ambassador -(Un delegate: LzZ)

Prime Minister- (Har Land)

Minister of Foreign Relations- (Smacktards)

Minister of Defence- (Everonia)

Minister of Intelligence- (Frenchman)

Minister of Trade- (Unfilled)

Nogovan Defence Pact Surpreme Commander- (Everonia)

[Harnu 0]

Quote[/b] ]residents firmly believe there is no spoon

What the heck does this mean!?!?

Watch the Matirx!

[black__bird 0]

*Ahem*

I, The Republic of Everonia, ask that we hold elections for the Nogovan government.

These are the Jobs up for vote/volunteer

UN Ambassador -(Un delegate: LzZ)

Prime Minister- (Unfilled)

Minister of Foreign Relations- (Unfilled)

Minister of Defence- (Everonia, I call it!)

Minister of Intelligence- (Unfilled)

Minister of Trade- (Unfilled)

Nogovan Defence Pact Surpreme Commander- (Unfilled)

The Oppressive Regime of Smacktards would like to formally apply for the position of Prime Minister and/or Foreign Minister for the Nogovan government

[Dauragon 0]

i have noticed how this game degrades people's typing

Quote[/b] ]Watch the Matirx!

Quote[/b] ]whos first post is "I delcare war!"

[Milkman 1]

i have noticed how this game degrades people's typing

Quote[/b] ]Watch the Matirx!

Quote[/b] ]whos first post is "I delcare war!"

whut r u tlakng abuut Dugron?

[The Frenchman 0]

Dugron?

See! See! He gets it wrong too!

I'd like the inteligence minister job.

[Dauragon 0]

Bha !!!11

[Koolkid101 0]

I've destroyed 15 nations in one day.... It's true, ask them about the Garrison II nukefest in April 28th

[bn880 5]

You are gonna like this:

Quote[/b] ]The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Anu stan's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that lus could be added to the menu.

The Debate

1. "The fact is, the lu population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Sue-Ann Fellow. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have lu kebabs, lu pies, lu-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

[Accept]

2. "I agree that something needs to be done about lu over-population," says random passer-by Freddy du Pont, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

[Accept]

3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Colin Wong. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The lus were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The lu is part of what makes Anu stan a great nation!"

[Accept]

The Government Position

The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.

If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.

What is funny here? Well, 'lu' basically means 'man'. I suppose #2 is a good way to control lu populaiton. President Colin Wong? Perhaps President Colin Wrong. or Colin Confused to Heck and Back.

[bn880 5]

So how does one join this Nogova region without a password? Or is admission only to those who can crack it.

[Harnu 0]

password is guba. I put it there recently after some of our guys went out and region crashed. Incase they made enemies, I know they can't region crash us

[bn880 5]

Shit, that was the first pass I thought I tired... hmm. Ok thanks.

[Harnu 0]

Another linear drawing of it. Suggestions? Comments? Criticisms *cough*Tex*cough*

[Koolkid101 0]

Anyone wanna do some region crashing? I'm movin my other puppet Abit the Motherboard to the region.

[Milkman 1]

Dugron?

See! See! He gets it wrong too!

I'd like the inteligence minister job.

For you my friend, I have a very special office.

I herby declare Frenchman the Minister of Silly Walks!

Sure you can be director of intelligence, that means you have to collect intelligence on potential allies/enemies, got it?

And Harnu, you can be prime minister, because you founded the region.

[The Frenchman 0]

I am truly honored! I shall not fail you!

Wait! Do you mean the inteligence job? Oh crap we are screwed!

BTW, what exactly is region crashing and how is it done?

[edc 0]

I think its pretty much going into other people regions with enough people to vote whoever you want to be UN delegate. Then you control all the votes from that region.

[Milkman 1]

Thanks to edc's advice, I now have made a World Factbook entry for Nogova!

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Nogova Factbook</span></span>

<span style='font-size:7.01pt;line-height:100%'>Note: It is not entirely accurate, you may see some errors I know, but enjoy the subliminal messaging, you will get it if you read it! ;)</span>

[ran 0]

so , what about r-tech weapons ? i've got a shitload of spare ones to sell

[turms 0]

It seems that we are using child soldiers,wich is against UN resolutions.

Quote[/b] ]Military manpower - availability:males age 15-49: 73,597,731 (2003 est.)

[Dauragon 0]

so , what about r-tech weapons ? i've got a shitload of spare ones to sell

nobody wants your frecnh te4chnology

j/k

[ran 0]

it's not french technology , it's rannyboyan