Lack of design consistency when it comes to mods

[das attorney 857]

It is a nonsense thread.

Just treating it with the respect it deserves.

[CaptainObvious 95]

Without more inputs from the OP, this topic kinda looks weird now :pet1:

There's a pattern of some kind with OP's threads in general.

[mistyronin 1181]

Without more inputs from the OP, this topic kinda looks weird now :pet1:

Well the OP may not give any, but I just wanna comment that Kate Upton has a good pair of inputs that DO follow specialised style-guidelines to perfection.

[ProfTournesol 956]

Well the OP may not give any, but I just wanna comment that Kate Upton has a good pair of inputs that DO follow specialised style-guidelines to perfection.

Can't deny that.

[eggbeast 3673]

ok well, as it's friday... I DEMAND that every modmaker out there immediately puts down their tools and head on over to our dev-heaven pace and line-up in height and age order to commence assembling this mod, which conforms to every mod standard, and will be the best mod that ever graced the bohemia world.

UnZung Dino-Kong Death Island Life-Z is 100% all my own work, and will be the best game you ever played, period...

[theevancat 277]

ok well, as it's friday... I DEMAND that every modmaker out there immediately puts down their tools and head on over to our dev-heaven pace and line-up in height and age order to commence assembling this mod, which conforms to every mod standard, and will be the best mod that ever graced the bohemia world.

UnZung Dino-Kong Death Island Life-Z is 100% all my own work, and will be the best game you ever played, period...

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t247/eggbeast/UnZung_jurrasic_zps72d3e732.jpg

Let's actually make this happen.

Community! Assemble!

[das attorney 857]

Pew pew that looks cool - can I be your beta tester? I think King Kong should have power up death ray as well.

I think lining up mod makers by height doesn't go far enough. We need to split them up into age, sex, race and blood type in order to truly get some QC on their output.

Some sort of 1984 hive mind as well to make them all sing from the same company song sheet.

EDIT: awesome picture btw!

Edited October 24, 2014 by Das Attorney

[eggbeast 3673]

alas the picture was not my own work - it may yet get me banned, as it was released on a no-derivatives license...i was thinking of charging other modders to view it though as that seems to be rather popular at the moment.

[das attorney 857]

I received a suspension from these forums for using words I hadn't made up. Apparently, Rupert Murdoch owns the rights to the english language and I hadn't read his non-derivative S.O.D.O.M.Y agreement.

BI also reported me to the police and as I'm typing, they're banging on my door. Bastards.

[eggbeast 3673]

well, as you're in brighton, it's probably just Earth First comin round to check the carbon comin out of your pc... be warned - they tend to break any nearby technology pretty quickly...

[das attorney 857]

lol yeah there's lots of fruitcakes round here.

The other day, I had a green party representative come round to get my vote. She asked me "Is there anything we need to be focusing on to get your vote?". I'm unemployed atm and was a bit bored so I ranted at her about politik stuff until she realised she was out of her depth and went away. I don't think they actually expect people to have an opinion and they're not prepared if people do!

I didn't rate her either - she had a necklace with her name on it. Presumably in case she forgets her name. Or maybe so she doesn't have to bother tagging herself in Facebook photos.

[eggbeast 3673]

lol i prolly know her, i helped them get elected back in the day...

anyway back on topic - i'm thinking we could charge £100 a go to play kong on an island full of kids who've donated $10 each to join, and then rent out T-rexes for $15 an hour... we'd be minted with server costs for the next few centuries. now that's what i call a modding standard...

[BL1P 35]

O god now the kids are all gonna want that for xmas Egg !

UnKongZillaZ Life

Edited October 25, 2014 by BL1P

[eggbeast 3673]

we should add in monkey on his cloud and tripitaka on her/his talking horse while we're at it. $20 a go of course. right enough chat it's beer time.

[chortles 263]

we should add in monkey on his cloud and tripitaka on her/his talking horse while we're at it. $20 a go of course. right enough chat it's beer time.

Throw in Pigsy and Sandsy and it's a deal, because I'm more likely to play Xiyouji in A3 than milsim!

[Harzach 2507]

Triple-A thread, would read again.

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[theevancat 277]

I wonder if the mods are keeping this thread open because it's funny.

[slatts 1978]

I wonder if the mods are keeping this thread open because it's funny.

More than likely, they do have a sense of humour contrary to popular belief.

[cozza 24]

More than likely, they do have a sense of humour contrary to popular belief.

I would like to bring to attention the idea that most arma 3 mods DO NOT follow specialised humour-guidelines and regularly fail to conform to them. Making so many mods and jokes look strangely out of place.

[CaptainAzimuth 714]

Someone needs to make a Survival game, but with animals as enemies. Not slow, easy to tke down enemies. Take the dogs in game, give them a bite attack, speed them up, and let them chase the fuck out of people as they literally fight to stay away.

[m1lkm8n 410]

I call this the "Trojan shed mod" wonder how this would fit into the OPs guidelines

[PTV-Jobo 820]

I think I found the guidelines the poster was referring to: http://i.imgur.com/UvLQU7e.gif

[das attorney 857]

I call this the "Trojan shed mod" wonder how this would fit into the OPs guidelines

Ha ha ha excellent :D

[slatts 1978]

M1lkm8n and Yokhanan. The two of you just own this thread.

[rawalanche 13]

While I kind of understand what OP was trying to say and agree with him to some point, it's still good that mod makers are creative. The biggest problem IMO is, that there should be at least some standards that would make mods easier to employ in multiplayer and work together.

That being said, thanks to creativity of modders, good old Operation Flashpoint had always answers to questions like "Would squad of Warhammer space marines kick Cylon centurion squad's asses?", because i could simply download them, drop them on desert island, pull out my binoculars, popcorn, cola, and just watch :D (Even though it often wasn't quite balanced"