Military Humor

[dragon01 902]

I don't know if it was posted here already, but I've found those two near miss Darwins, both courtesy of USMC:

http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/200811/pending20081110-041557.html

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2009-02.html

:)

[BaaDMaan 1]

Haha was funny (needs 2 posts)

[paecmaker 23]

Here we got some swedish "extreme sports"

and just for the lulz, heres some tank drifting

[vilas 477]

http://img.wiocha.pl/images/c/9/c9ba6f56bb3c9b9bc51cc2cf6d2449e9.jpg

title in Polish is not important , look at English title

[KingN 251]

Not sure if posted anywhere here, I ran into this in Ebaumsworld:

Meet the Rubber Curtain

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82917600/

[Raskil 1]

nice one!

[kireta21 13]

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[vilas 477]

[callmesarge 7]

Thnking about wasteland at work, calls to mind the Seventy Maxims of maximally Effectiver Mercenaries - we can learn alot from that book:

The Seventy Maxims

1. Pillage, then burn.

2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.

3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.

5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.

6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

7. If the food is good enough the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire.

9. Never turn your back on an enemy.

10. Sometimes the only way out is through. . . through the hull.

11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.

12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

13. Do unto others.

15. Only you can prevent friendly fire.

16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.

17. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.

18. If the officers are leading from in front, watch out for an attack from the rear.

20. If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win.

21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.

28. If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid to bring ammunition home with you.

29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.

30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

31. Only cheaters prosper.

34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.

35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.

36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.

37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.

Take from Howard Tayler at SchlockMercenary dot com.

[instagoat 133]

http://www.duffelblog.com/

You figure it out :/

[lbpero 10]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/266a3f80d18d19c91bbe9471f8796d64/tumblr_mg8iiey90z1qzcv7no1_500.jpg

Hahaha really nice and dumb :butbut:

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Edited February 19, 2013 by W0lle
quoted video

[Smurf 12]

vhuzb3WMntc

[Trunk89 1]

Haha only in Russia :D

[satun 1]

Haha only in Russia :D

lol +1

[dljkee 1]

:D funny

[soulsour 1]

hahaha))) Lol))))

[SlimPickems 1]

Showed It to my brother, he laughed himself almost to death

[Smurf 12]

Throws it here, runs for cover:

:j:

[kireta21 13]

Filename was PTSD.png :D

http://i50.tinypic.com/513vp2.jpg (1820 kB)

[spectik 118]

Just one joke i found on socnet, sorry if it's already here.

10 signs you might be a Taliban

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $1,500 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look big?'

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

1. You wipe your a$$ with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

[Lerc 10]

hahaha

[daman3 19]

I have a good one:

An officers asks his soldiers: How much is 2x2? The first soldiers said "6!" and the officer responded

with an acknowledging nod up and down.

The second soldier says "5!" and the officer nods again. The third soldier shouted "It's 2!" and then the

officer unholstered his colt and shot him.

The other soldiers asked the officer "Why did you do this?", who responded with "He knew too much!"

[Brain 12]

Edited August 21, 2013 by Brain

[swiftn7 1]

Just found this on Google+

[Blackscorp81 10]

That is really funny^^