You know your a n00b at ofp when...

[ColdHonor 0]

In relation to "You know you play too much ofp when.."

You know your a n00b at OFP when:

- You ask your GirlFriend what to do in every situation.

- You some How manage to lock onto yourself in the A10.. Then press fire anyway.

- You sit at the Breifing screen wondering why everyone is screaming at you saying "PRESS THE START BUTTON"

- You fire at anything with a Green Tag

- You hear your Mum yell "Its time for Bed Snoockums!"

- Your name is [TIG]TERR^N

- You keep spamming "19/m/Aus Looking for Attractive Girl PM me" in the middle of a game.

Please Add to this List

Cold

[DeathShrimp 0]

You bitch about:

1. the game being sux0rz because you can't jump around like a moron

2. getting hit once and dying

3. there not being an AWP

4. the game not being Counter-Strike

etc. etc. you know the story

[LauryThorn 0]

You are annoyed by the fact that there are no trenches

or foxholes in OFP.

You are annoyed because explosions don't create craters.

(At least you are n00b at the ofp forums..)

You wonder why you can't hit a moving target; You aimed

precisely at his chest, and still didn't hit.

(You have played MOHAA too much..)

[ColdHonor 0]

Lol yeh look at my post counts : 2 lol.

Been hanging around the boards alot and finally decided to make an account.

I should start a, "You know your a n00b to the OFP forums when..."

Cold

[LauryThorn 0]

I didn't refer to you with my "n00b with forums" sentence,

it was about a guy who complains that there are no trenches,

as that topic has been around since [arbitrarily small year]..

[LordZach 0]

a: you run into the enemy base firing your m60 (while running) and scream cheaters when they shoot you

b: you can't land a plane on desert island

c: you keep asking what that clicking sound is when you try to fire your weapon (you think it will reload automatically)

d: you engage APCs and MBTs with your infantry rifle

e: you play mp3s over VON

f: you swear at your unit leader when he tells you to return to formation after you run in the opposite direction to look for enemys trying to sneak up on you

[Maddock 0]

Cold,

If I'm not mistaken I've played a couple of online matches with yourself.

In one you claimed to be high/drunk/both and spent the entire 30mins placing satchel charges around trees and remodelling the landscape in our spawn area.

In the second you gave all the vehicles pet names, I think 'BMP Betsy' was my favorite, enjoyed team kills, and spammed the team chat for the full 30mins.

Are you enjoying your OFP?  

[InRange 1]

a: You wonder why you fall out of a house if you walk too close to the window

b: You underestimate the blast radius of an exploding satchel.

c: You switch your AK to full auto cause they always do that in the movies

[Darkhawk 0]

Your a Noob when:

1) You kill members on your own team at the respawn

   zone.

2) You use a M21 to pick off the enemy in there respawn zone

3) You Follow the roads in OFP.

4) You Run over your own team mates when they try and get

   into the tank your driving.

5) you base rape with an A-10

6) you stop in the center of an open feild and decide it

   would be a good time to reload your weapon.

7) you are the pilot of a Blackhawk carrying a full load of

   team mates and decide to eject without telling anyone

8) you are the pilot of a Blackhawk carrying a full load of

   team mates and decide to do a suicide run at the enemy

   base

9) you use a AT rocket to take out a chopper

10) you think an M1A1 can swim

11) you use an BMP to find the end of the earth

12) you run into the enemy base and get picked of by a

    sniper and then acusee the sniper of camping and say

    he should fight like a real man

13) trying to do the sceen in the movie speed (when the bus jumps over the bridge) but instead of the bridge its two cliff's

[Antichrist 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Darkhawk @ April 08 2002,15:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">9) you use a AT rocket to take out a chopper<span id='postcolor'>

Everybody does this! But only good players usually hit

[Espectro (DayZ) 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">13) trying to do the sceen in the movie speed (when the bus jumps over the bridge) but instead of the bridge its two cliff's <span id='postcolor'>´

Ive never managed to do that succesfully.

[Vegabond 0]

9) you use a AT rocket to take out a chopper

I do that to get those fools down, damn weak stingers..

Takes patience and skill though.. didnt know it was a noob thing, how is it a noob thing but its hard to do?

[Postduifje 0]

-You have absolutely no problem participating in this thread because you have an unexhausting rescource: your own experience

[Major Fubar 0]

You can't figure out why you can't waste the bad guys with a scud.

You can't finish After Montignac so you come to the forums and start a new thread about it.

[LordZach 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Darkhawk @ April 08 2002,06:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">9) you use a AT rocket to take out a chopper<span id='postcolor'>

i gotta disagree with that. i usually take an RPG or LAW vs a chopper since it only takes 1 shot to take it out and i got 3 instead of arming every member of my squad with an AA launcher in hope we take out one chopper. plus you can deal with those oh-so-pesky bmps

[N.o.R.S.u 0]

You think that auto-hover keeps the the chopper flying and you are wondering why it is so damn slow . (Happened to me at first )

[shadow 6]

-You keep firing at the BMP with your M16. Sooner or later it has to explode

Allways run straight from A to B , even over open fields. It's faster that way

[SpaceAlex 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Darkhawk @ April 08 2002,15:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">9) you use a AT rocket to take out a chopper<span id='postcolor'>

Experts are doing this. I'm doing this, so that makes you n00b.

[shadow 6]

AT rockets? I hope you mean the LAW and RPG as I can't hit 'shit' with the CarlGhustav and AT4launcher

shit= flying objects

[USSoldier11B 0]

When you ask: "Where can I get Oxygen?"

When you ask: ".....What is Oxygen."

When you post a thread titled "How do I shoot..." descrition: "can't hit anything."

[WKK Gimbal 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ April 08 2002,16:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">0--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Darkhawk @ April 08 2002,060)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">9) you use a AT rocket to take out a chopper<span id='postcolor'>

i gotta disagree with that.  i usually take an RPG or LAW vs a chopper since it only takes 1 shot to take it out and i got 3 instead of arming every member of my squad with an AA launcher in hope we take out one chopper.  plus you can deal with those oh-so-pesky bmps<span id='postcolor'>

Yeah and if doubt, watch Black Hawk Down!

They fire RPGs at anything that moves...

A couple of others:

You complain that your M21 doesn't hit center, when you always have the scope zoom on max.

You constantly hear "Where are you?" from your lost teammates.

You don't know what the "Hold Fire (3-2)" radio command is good for.

You lead a 4-man Black Op unit and decides to attack 3 elite mechanized infantry squads, because your black suit must make you Rambo.

You think you are safe because you command an Abrams.

You always run first in an assault.

You try to throw a handgrenade out through a window while standing inside.

You think firing lots of bullets towards the enemy and not hit, is better than not firing.

You complain that you can't fire the LAW while sprinting.

"Where's my god-damn healthbar??"

You wanna be able to carry 8 rifles at the same time, like in "all other good games".

[shadow 6]

How come my eyes ain't looking thru the sights of the weapon at all times?

Where's the BFG10K ?

How many kills do I need to get an extra life?

How come I always run out of ammo before hitting the side of a barn with my M60?

What's with the shaky sights after running just 3km's?

How come OFP is better than anything else?

[scario 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ April 08 2002,20:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You think you are safe because you command an Abrams.<span id='postcolor'>

Ehrm..In the original campaign, when your'e comanding an M1A1, so yes, then your'e safe.

Those missions are fucking easy, and fucking funny...

"Come little T-72, come come...." *BANG* "Next please"

[Assault (CAN) 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">2) You use a M21 to pick off the enemy in thier respawn zone<span id='postcolor'>

Let me change that to:

'Your a n00b if you stand still in your respawn zone expecting not to get shot.'

Any person wearing an opposite uniform from mine is fair game, no matter where they are. There are no safe zones in war! The respawn zones in DF2 were fair game. People were considered good if they could snipe them because you were either very far away or you spent the time sneaking past assaulters and machine gunners to get to a good hide behind the respawn.

So quit bitching!

This reminds me of the time I snuck into a U.S. base while playing CTF and got myself into an M1A1 and took out all of the U.S. armoured vehicles and helicopters before they realized there was a Russian in one of their tanks, good times.

Tyler

[HellToupee 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ April 09 2002,04:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">0--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Darkhawk @ April 08 2002,060)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">9) you use a AT rocket to take out a chopper<span id='postcolor'>

i gotta disagree with that.  i usually take an RPG or LAW vs a chopper since it only takes 1 shot to take it out and i got 3 instead of arming every member of my squad with an AA launcher in hope we take out one chopper.  plus you can deal with those oh-so-pesky bmps<span id='postcolor'>

the ATs good cause u can guide it, me and another guy were having a ramming match in uh60s after a while of attemped rammings i landed and equiped my AT he procded kamakaz me and my chopper i lined him up and boom knocked him out of the sky and it landed on my chopper and blew it up and i started the 3k walk back to the fight.