-33ker 0 Posted February 21, 2004 I think they've all been posted here before. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SILESIAN 0 Posted February 26, 2004 IMAGE SIZE OVER 100KB!!! http://airbase.ru/sites/www.neilleifer.com/art/military/c109.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted February 26, 2004 Please post stories and picture directly related to the intention of the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpongeBob 0 Posted February 26, 2004 Navy Sells Itself with Song and Dance Ad Thu Feb 26, 8:05 AM ET TOKYO (Reuters) - Seven actors dressed as sailors strut across the deck of a ship singing "Nippon Seaman Ship, Seaman Ship, For Love...For Peace." A revival of the disco group "Village People?" No, a new commercial by Japan's navy aimed at boosting its popularity as the military embarks on a risky operation in Iraq  in which ground troops have grabbed most of the attention. The ad begins with a close-up of the navy's rising sun ensign, then shows the singing sailors gyrating. "I Love Japan, I Love Peace. The Maritime Self-Defense Force," says a voice-over at the end. A spokesman for the Maritime Self-Defense Force (MSDF), as the navy is known, said some feared the ad might seem frivolous, but market research converted the naysayers. "Awareness of the Self-Defense Forces...is growing along with the dispatch to Iraq," said Lieutenant Commander Akira Ohta. "But how many are actually aware of the MSDF? There are a lot of young people and women who don't seem interested," he said, when asked to explain the reason for commercial. It will be aired from Monday on giant street screens in central Tokyo. Army, air force and navy personnel are being dispatched to help rebuild Iraq in the Japanese military's biggest and most dangerous mission since World War II. Critics say the operation violates the nation's pacifist constitution. In The Navy The Village People Where can you find pleasure Search the world for treasure Learn science technology Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true On the land or on the sea Where can you learn to fly Play in sports and skin dive Study oceanography Sign of for the big band Or sit in the grandstand When your team and others meet In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit If you like adventure Don't you wait to enter The recruiting office fast Don't you hesitate There is no need to wait They're signing up new seamen fast Maybe you are too young To join up today Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing For I'm sure there will be Always a good navy Protecting the land and sea In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit Who me? They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit But, but but I'm afraid of water. Hey, hey look Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV! They want you, they want you in the navy Oh my goodness. What am I gonna do in a submarine? They want you, they want you in the navy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 27, 2004 Sgt. Fallen goes singin` "YVAN EHT NIOJ!!! YVAN EHT NIOJ!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DracoPaladore 0 Posted February 27, 2004 Looks like someone took a can opener to the thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red oct 2 Posted March 4, 2004 something my sis emailed me Quote[/b] ]Classification:UNCLASSIFIEDP 101503Z FEBRUARY 04 PSN 740648J31 FM COMNAVSURFORCE SAN DIEGO CA//N001// TO COMPHIBGRU NAS KEY WEST FL//90// NAS BRUNSWICK ME//60// NAS KEFLAVIK IC//70// NAS KEFLAVIK IC//50// CINCLANTFLT NORFOLK VA//N11// CINCPACFLT PEARL HARBOR HI//N1/N21/N11// ALNAVSURFPAC//JJJ// ALNAVSURFLANT//JJJ// NAVAIRWARCENWPNDIV PT MUGU CA//311200E/31410E// NAVORDSAFSECACT INDIAN HEAD MD//N2// NAVORDSAFSECACT ESSOLANT NORFOLK VA//N712A// NAMTRAGRU PENSACOLA FL//2206// USSTRATCOM OFFUTT AFB NE//J416// BT UNCLAS SUBJ/ SAFE WORK PRACTICES IN POTENTIALLY FLAMMABLE ATMOSPHERES// MSGID/GENADMIN/CNSF/-/MAY// RMKS/ 1. A PETTY OFFICER WAS TREATED AT A MILITARY TREATMENT FACILITY (MTF) AFTER COMPLAINING OF SHORTNESS OF BREATH AFTER WORKING IN AN ENCLOSED WORKSPACE WITH SEVERAL OTHER PERSONNEL. THE DINING FACILITY HAD SERVED A MEXICAN MEAL FOR LUNCH, CAUSING SUSPECTED HIGH METHANE AND SULFITE LEVELS IN THE ATMOSPHERE FROM THE CREW'S FLATULENCE. 2. MANY NAVY PERSONNEL WORK IN FACILITIES AND ON SHIPS WHERE FLATULENCE MAY EXIST, AND, DUE TO MISSION URGENCY, ARE NOT ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY VACATE THE SPACE SHOULD THE AIR BECOME FOUL. THIS MISHAP SERVES AS A STRONG REMINDER THAT THE EXPRESSION OF FLATULENCE CAN BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS IN THESE AREAS, UNLESS THEY ARE SPECIFICALLY LISTED AS INTRINSICALLY SAFE. THE NAVY HAS DEVELOPED THE FOLLOWING SAFE WORK PRACTICE TO ADDRESS THIS PROBLEM: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, THE PRACTICE OF EXPELLING FLATULENCE, COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS "FARTING," "BREAKING WIND," OR "PASSING GAS," IS PROHIBITED ABOARD ALL NAVAL SHIPS, BOATS, VEHICLES, AIRCRAFT, AND SHORE INSTALLATIONS. 3. THIS REGULATION APPLIES NOT ONLY TO AUDIBLE FLATULENCE, OR INCIDENTS THAT ARE CLAIMED BY THEIR PERPETRATOR, BUT ALSO TO COVERT EVENTS SUCH AS "DEADLY WHISPERS," "CHEEK SNEAKERS," "AIR DUSTINGS." 4. UNAUTHORIZED EXPULSION OF FLATULENCE IS TO BE PUNISHED UNDER THE UCMJ. "HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT" IS CONSIDERED SUFFICIENT BASIS FOR PROSECUTION. "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO STINK" OR "I ATE AT THE GALLEY" IS NOT TO BE ACCEPTED AS AN EXCUSE FOR FAILURE TO CONTROL ONESELF. 5. COMMANDS ARE INSTRUCTED TO ENSURE KNOWN GAS PRODUCING FOODS ARE AVOIDED AT THE DINING FACILITIES. MEXICAN THEME MEALS, NAVY OR BAKED BEANS, CHILI, CABBAGE, AND EGG SALAD ARE NO LONGER AUTHORIZED MENU ITEMS. 6. THE LIGHTING OF FLATULENCE WITH ANY TYPE OF OPEN FLAME IS STILL PROHIBITED.// BT 0769 NNNN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-33ker 0 Posted March 4, 2004 LOL Nice... But it's obviously a fake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobcatt666 0 Posted March 5, 2004 this just came down the wire. Try this soon, before Google fixes its site: =A0 1) Go to www.Google.com. 2) Type in (but don't hit enter): "weapons of mass destruction". 3) =A0Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of the normal "Google search" button. 4) READ CAREFULLY what appears to be a normal ERROR message. Make sure you read the whole error message. Someone at Google apparently has a sense of humor. Kinda lame but was for a good chuckle. Robert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLight 0 Posted March 6, 2004 Maybe not all of these pic is military but this topic is good for all funy fotos - I think .http://www.byerly.org/images/Things_you_shouldn_t_drop.jpg I bet the guy sitting in that... thing... pissed his pants! PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE IMAGES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somebloke 0 Posted March 13, 2004 No offence but i found that google thing out a few months ago, very funny though. There was a really funny video clip called Mentos, but the site is down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SILESIAN 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Secret strange Belarus Modern Army weapons - after last modernization its new  battlefield unit : Commander and four soldiers. It is no funy because NATO have nothing in oposite for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SNIPER_SKULL 0 Posted March 17, 2004 looks like my dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 17, 2004 It is no funy because NATO have nothing in oposite for this.http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp....274.jpg pfft. of course, it depends on how NATO will go about acquring this counter measure. if gone through normal channels, 1. there will be announcement for the countermeasure project 2. grants are offered 3. scientist/engineers work 4. first trial held - fails miserably 5. second grant, bigger 6. fails. 7. repeat process a few more times, add some political wrangling. 8. finally gets M k-9 countermeasure after 10 years. or just use what's available in private sector Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SILESIAN 0 Posted March 17, 2004 http://www.dog-gonegoodies.com/images/10-11%20inch%20bone.jpg I got another mesage with this as oposite : but I realy doubt in it  ,  after your's post we safe, it's like antidotum   . PS RalphWiggum you ruin Tow. Lukaszenka's dreams about conquer West Europe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpongeBob 0 Posted March 21, 2004 Not sure if this should go here or in the iraq thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canukausiuka 1 Posted March 23, 2004 I'm hoping that picture is a joke. That'd be a pretty screwed up thing to do if it wasn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badgerboy 0 Posted March 24, 2004 It's been photoshopped! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balschoiw 0 Posted March 24, 2004 Quote[/b] ]It's been photoshopped! How do you know ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badgerboy 0 Posted March 24, 2004 If you look around the text when the pic has been zoomed in, your can see tiny distortions which is typical of 'shopped text in pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted March 24, 2004 Yeah, it looks like it took a short trip through a photo editing program before it was uploaded . Always look carefully before unleashing the attack dogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
