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Wether it's real or not - it's still a very bad 'joke'...

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Yeah, it looks like it took a short trip through a photo editing program before it was uploaded tounge_o.gif . Always look carefully before unleashing the attack dogs.

Yeah, I started to think the same thing after I looked closer.  Especially right around the edges of the cardboard.  I can't say exactly what's wrong, except that it doesn't look quite right.  rock.gif

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Good boy .......give me my gun back...plz

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these guys can only watch

this one is a litle of topic ...but its nice

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this one is a litle of topic ...but its nice

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Heh, what's this one all about? rock.giftounge_o.gif

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Does anyone know why they're bombing the NVA with toilets? crazy_o.gif

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who are those guys in the black? they don't look anything like the russian police that i've seen.

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Does anyone know why they're bombing the NVA with toilets? crazy_o.gif

Bio-warfare? rock.gif

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Arent those Ukranians? I see a hint of the blue -yellow flag on their shoulder patches... anyway...

Crazy ukrainians wink_o.gifbiggrin_o.gif

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Looks like it's going to fall apart at any second to me. tounge_o.gif

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Looks like it's going to fall apart at any second to me.  tounge_o.gif

Looks like it already has started tounge_o.gif

Wonder if the metal 'windows' wind up and down wink_o.gif

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I'm a very mean corporal biggrin_o.gif, example the other day I got several of our new marines (boot pfc's and privates) to go get the following...

batteries for the chemlites

3 feet of gigline

sent him to another corporal searching for PRC-E4 batteries (pronounced Prick E-4, E-4 being a corporal)

50 feet of flightline

an ID 10 tango form (ID10T).

also, told one marine that he had one of those new gerwhee covers, (take it, crumple it in a ball while saying gurrr, and then toss it and say weeee)

but its all good natured and in the name of harmless fun

(i realize some of these are on that one speacialists list, but they still work on gullable marines that are new to the unit and they're still funny) biggrin_o.gif

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The tricks played on new soldiers are the same in every army... smile_o.gif

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some rare items that i remember:

Keys to the Drop Zone,

A box of grid squares,

blinker fluid,

winter air for tires,

canopy lights

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i wonder which funny ideas the BW has tounge_o.gif

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Here a little joke:

What`s the worst enemy of every scout?

The lawn mower. It takes light, cover and food. tounge_o.gifwink_o.gif

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A sergeant asks a newly arrived conscript what to do when, as a sentinel, he sees a man crawling toward his position at night.

The conscript answers: "i gently take this officer to his quarters"

(I think some of the funny gets lost in translation)

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