Retirement

[Cpt. FrostBite 0]

hahaha ROFL!

I must admit it's a good one. He even changed his status for real!

I will look like a complete idiot if this is true, though

[shadow 6]

I'd remove that last line if I were you then, Frostbite

[Postduifje 0]

The mods obviously didn't agree with you leaving, judging from that warning level

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

@ avons post count...

[shadow 6]

Please stick to the topic or it will be closed

[theavonlady 2]

@ avons post count...

Justice has been done.

[Winters 1]

If this is for real (which i doubt) please let me how to contact these guys so i can send them a mission. If they truly are looking for Mission Makers then they NEED me on that team

I still think its an april fools joke. Here in NYC, when Howard Sterns show was supposed to come on an announcement was made that his show was taken off the aire by the FCC shortly after he came on and announced his "Joke" and proceeded to do his show.

[llauma 0]

If this is for real (which i doubt) please let me how to contact these guys so i can send them a mission. If they truly are looking for Mission Makers then they NEED me on that team  

I still think its an april fools joke. Here in NYC, when Howard Sterns show was supposed to come on an announcement was made that his show was taken off the aire by the FCC shortly after he came on and announced his "Joke" and proceeded to do his show.

They were looking for a mission maker. This is what they were looking for..

Quote[/b] ]Gamer/Coder

Job Qualifications:

Candidate must have in depth knowledge of PC Gaming and gaming system development. Intimate knowledge of Bohemia Interactive Studio (BIS) game engine command language set and scripting language. Extensive knowledge in using the Mission Editor, as well as with class and objects. Able to create complex mission scenarios and obtain required behavior effects to meet project requirements. Military background preferred, but not required.

Duties/Responsibilities:

Write, modify and test scripting language to support the Virtual Battlefield (VBS1) module development.

[Winters 1]

I saw that and sent them an e-mail introducing myself as you wrote your post

Hopefully they will respond

[the editing man 0]

LOL let hope it is not an 1 april joke, im surely it isn´t only bad timing to say. Who is gonna take your role as moderator. Anyway goodbye and good luck in your life  

[sanctuary 19]

I really hate the 1st of April.

Everything you read on newspapers or on the internet is subject to this kind of joke.

I admit that is is funny for the 4 or 5 first april jokes you read , but it get old very fast , as it is generalized everywhere .

If it is one of those hundred of 1st april joke i just read since this morning, well ... get an ulcer now

[mr burns 133]

now i don´t know what to say..

this jokes aren´t funny anymore

so ralph, if you aren´t kidding: well done, really a masterpiece, getting paid for what you like to do is the best thing one can imagine.

and if you are kidding: well done too, now you brought winters to the idea of an application @coalescent.

[Winters 1]

and if you are kidding: well done too, now you brought winters to the idea of an application @coalescent.

Long ago i thought of contacting BIS but then i realized where they are located so that ended that. But, since CT is located here in the states and in the qualifications it lists things like;

Military Background - Check

Familiar with BIS Engine - Check

Knowledge of Scripitng & Command Language - Check

Mission Editor Skills - Check Check

So i figured an e-mail couldnt hurt.

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

and if you are kidding: well done too, now you brought winters to the idea of an application @coalescent.

Long ago i thought of contacting BIS but then i realized where they are located so that ended that. But, since CT is located here in the states and in the qualifications it lists things like;

Military Background - Check

Familiar with BIS Engine - Check

Knowledge of Scripitng & Command Language - Check

Mission Editor Skills - Check Check

So i figured an e-mail couldnt hurt.

Good luck!  

And ralphie, it's confession time  

[mr burns 133]

yeah, good luck

[sanctuary 19]

And ralphie, it's confession time  

Yes, he should better do that, an ulcer is painfull

[bn880 5]

OH please, Ralph looking for OFP work, the guy is an econimist for petes sake.

[brgnorway 0]

I will look like a complete idiot if this is true, though  

.......you are !  

[Nathanz 0]

kthxbye

[shinRaiden 0]

1) Ralphie's PR count is 4 boxes... really

2) Didn't Earl get bounced to AU? Then again, that was BIS-AU.

However... it appears that there was a status change. Unless the mods were willing to risk mod anarchy...

Or maybe BIS fiddled something tricky... conspiricy?

And Tigershark moves 'close' to Prague...

Smells conspiricy we's does, yesss...

[DracoPaladore 0]

I'm still inclined to this being an April Fools joke, just like anything else serious on this date. Ralph, why tell us now? Why not wait until the 2nd, 3rd, or 4th? I mean, then it would be taken seriously.

[m21man 0]

Quote[/b] ]Ralph, why tell us now?

Because he is currently a normal member, people can insult him. Anyone who does will be banned tomorrow.

[sanctuary 19]

Now you said that  m21man , i find the moderators strategy very brilliant, a great tactic move.

To solve the possible bandwith problem caused by too many users on the forum database, they are going to get rid of several members.

But , to find an excuse or justifications to all the perm-ban there will be tomorrow , they decided to use the old "moderator to member" trick with Ralph , to let all of us fools ignorant replying there to jump on the perm-ban meat wagon !

This is so machiavellian that it is just plain scary

[RED 0]

Good luck Ralph, hope you pop in from time to time

RED

[Gadger 0]

I find it hard to believe that anyone who just switches units in "steal the car" being a pro mission maker.