Official Stupid Quiz Thread

[ran 0]

Quote[/b] ]9.523809523809524% of me is a huge nerd!

9% is already too much .. meh

[Tamme 0]

21.428571428571427% of me is a huge nerd!

Hmmm.. I'm actually very very sad about the fact that I didn't remember the correct answer to question number 22. And how the hell did I get 21.428571428571427%? Good guessing skills I think..

[FW200 0]

23.80952380952381% nerd blood flows through your veins.

[WhoCares 0]

Ouch.

30.952380952380952% nerd blood flows through your veins.

There were definatly too many questions out of my professional business as electronics engineer...  

This one's better:

Continues: (shouldn't it be 'fluffy bunnies'?!?)

There must be a pattern in all this...

Suicide! (and you know it, so... don't u have something to do?)

Ah well...

Finally we come to the point...

There might come a time when I start to believe in all this  

Quote[/b] ]You represent... loneliness. Always alone and always sad about it... unlike angst, you don't have to look for a reason to be miserable. You want to be in the company of people but aren't sure how to act when you're with them. Sometimes you have to make an effort. You can't always wait for others to come to you.

Edit: added tests from later pages...

The results are in. You are certifiably:

30% bastard!

17% of which is Tard

You are 24% GAY!

October 19, 2047 at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)

Heart Attack (20%)

Alcoholism (12%)

Alien Abduction (10%)

Homicide (8%)

Horrible Accident (6%)

(Strange, I thought I commit suicide   )

14.97585% - Not A Music Nerd

#1 Vektor CP1

#2 MAC-10

#3 Beretta M92

#4 FA-MAS

#5 IMI UZI

#6 Colt M1911A1

#7 Dragunov Sniper Rifle

#8 Glock 17

#9 H&K CAWS

#10 H&K SOCOM

My favorite date (and it's fine with me):

[Balschoiw 0]

Bloodlusty Balschoiw is :

Uhh well...:

I dunno why, but my girlfriend should be worried

Funny guess what my name IRL is ?

Disco all the way Spin up the mirrorballs, fuel the Lava lamps.

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

Funny guess what my name IRL is ?

SFlll ?  

btw, what did ralph get on the simpson test?

[GoOB 0]

19.047619047619047% of me is a huge nerd... I thought I was more nerdy to be honest. I guess this is a pleasant surprise

[Judge Rabbi 0]

This is depressing.

I'm off to play Operation Flashpoint and Halo.

Mmmm....Halo.

[ralphwiggum 6]

btw, what did ralph get on the simpson test?    

what do you think?

[Lt_Phoenix 0]

Quote[/b] ]You're Vietnam!

After years of muddling through on your own, you've finally repaired yourself to a point of respectability.  You would have been much better off had people you didn't like not kept insisting on spending so much time with you.  But those times are fading quickly and these days you're pretty sure you won't get burned.  Star power!

[Munk 0]

Quote[/b] ]2.380952380952381% nerd blood flows through your veins.

I only knew 1 answer...

[bn880 5]

Hmm

(not enough good choices)

Shit, I just read the caption! Damn... i guess it's time to come out of the closet.

And

Quote[/b] ]16.666666666666668% nerd blood flows through your veins.

[bn880 5]

http://images.quizilla.com/T/truly-dippy/1061402544_oprevenge2.jpg

ROFLMAO so true! Man, you are honest on your quizzes Denoir.

[ralphwiggum 6]

http://www.sacwriters.com/quizzes/simpsons/smithers.gif

(not enough good choices)

Shit, I just read the caption!  Damn... i guess it's time to come out of the closet.  

denoir is available IIRC.  

[Billabong81 0]

You're easy-going, relaxed, and yet somewhat tough and hardy all at the same time. You can appreciate culture, scuba diving, and even safaris. This makes you pretty interesting and intriguing to others, though also really unpredictable and

even wild. Your knowledge of nature is unthinkable to most of those around you, even though your respect for it is sometimes less than perfect. People really like your

accent

Heh, works for me

[Nuclear W 0]

<p><img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ussr.gif"> <br>

<font face="Georgia Ref, Verdana, Eurostile, Tahoma, Arial" size="5">You're

the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!<br>

<i><font size="3">You have nothing to lose but your chains, and since you had

all these chains lying around when you lost them, you promptly put them on others.

 Nevertheless, you are very industrious, with a knack for coming through

in the clutch when it looks like all is lost.  Despite your hard work,

many people think you no longer exist, or that you could break up at any moment.

 You're good in theory, but the practice needs work.</font><br><font size="2"

face="Times New Roman">Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country

Quiz</a> at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a></font></i></font></p>

WOOO!

[drewb99 0]

Quote[/b] ]You're Fiji!

As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so chilled out, it hurts people to see you. Everyone aspires to be where you are, but most of them just can't put their stress away. Little do they know that even you sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles! For the most part, though, it's sun and fun for you, and that's the way you like it. It's just sort of hard to get things done with all that partying.

[Akira 0]

Yikes

There's a lot of debate among those who know you about whether

you deserve anything at all... a place to live, rights, shelter, a job, or anything. That

fact has really made you upset over the years, and this has led you to resort to just about

any means you can to get the word out that you exist. Hard to say whether all that

anger is going to work out, but in the meantime, you've gotten peoples' attention. The

cycle of abuse in your life looks ugly and doesn't show much signs of stopping... many people

now even more firmly believe that you don't deserve anything because of what you've

done.

Second Time:

You're Taiwan!

Despite enormous setbacks, including the fact that most people refuse to recognize who you are or even that you exist at all, you've built yourself into quite a productive person. You've got a little trouble maintaining a sense of personal order, but through the mess, you're still very industrious and have a small but pivotal impact on almost everyone you know, and even people you don't. You make a whole lot of stuff.

[Akira 0]

Other quizs:

You're I, Robot!

by Isaac Asimov

While you have established a code of conduct for many generations to follow, your demeanor is rather cold and calculating. Brought up to serve humans, you have promised never to harm them, to follow orders, and to protect yourself. Living up to this code has proved challenging and sometimes even drives you mad. If you were a type of paper, you would be pulp.

[bn880 5]

http://www.sacwriters.com/quizzes/simpsons/smithers.gif

(not enough good choices)

Shit, I just read the caption! Damn... i guess it's time to come out of the closet.

denoir is available IIRC.

Yes I've had my eye on him for a while. Hot diver dude from Sweden, what more could I ask. Denoirina where are you!

I know I'm going to regret having written this... Just goes to show how secure I am with my masculinity.

[Munk 0]

The Spark has some good quizzes on it, I recommend the Bastard Test.

Im 55% a bastard

[dm 9]

Havent found the bastard test yet, but i'll be taking it when I do. Tho if its the BAStard test, then I should score 100%

Took the personality test, and lo and behold:

Quote[/b] ]BUSINESSMAN

(Dominant Extrovert Concrete Thinker)

Like just 3% of the population you are a BUSINESSMAN (DECT). Hide the children and protect the bunnies, basically. In ancient times you would be a deadly barbarian. These days, you're perfect for Wall Street. You prefer concrete thinking to a more creative style, and your direct modes of thought and action help you succeed in whatever you may try to accomplish.

Your forceful and outgoing personality can make you seem like a hothead, but because your mind ultimately rules your heart you rarely let your emotions get in the way of your goals. By the way, think of Genghis Kahn buying seven million pork bellies on the trading market, and then eating half of them, and you have yourself. Good luck.

Edit: Turns out I'm 34% bastard!

19% of which is Tard

[SNIPER_SKULL 0]

72% bastard!

[MSpencer 0]

85% bastard!

48% of which is Tard

GREEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT.

[hellfish6 7]

Personality:

Quote[/b] ]MASTERMIND

(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

Pff. Healthy.

Bastard:

Quote[/b] ]34% bastard!

19% of which is Tard

When I will die:

Quote[/b] ]November 14, 2043

at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)

Cancer (18%)

Electrolysis (15%)

Horrible Accident (11%)

Alcoholism (7%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)