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[Tex -USMC- 0]

lmao this is staying on the hard drive

[Tovarish 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ 19 May 2003,23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">lmao this is staying on the hard drive  <span id='postcolor'>

Ditto . Man there were some really good ones that dissapeared before I ever got a chance to take a screenie of them

"Royal Clitoris" and "Satan's Smegma" come to mind .

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Id like mine to be:

GOD.

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LOL careful what you ask for, I asked for "OFP Messiah" way back when and it's been an interesting ride ever since .

[ralphwiggum 6]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tovarish @ 20 May 2003,04:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL careful what you ask for, I asked for "OFP Messiah" way back when and it's been an interesting ride ever since .<span id='postcolor'>

yup..some of them include

Messianic Nomad

Messianic porno reading commie

Messianic nitpicking porn reading commie grizzly bear

Hamón Cubano

Avril Lavigne Rules.

I'm here as a cook.

I really miss Avril one. that went really well with you...

usually those titles are based on what we think the requestee represents in the forum. the last one i gave out was "Evolution needed" for blackdog~. ever since then, he evolved into a productive member of this community.

but custom level novelty wears out sooner or later.

[SFG 1]

I recieved mine, for helping Araon out with his english. It's becoming a full time job He is really improving though.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

I'm still not sure why Placebo gave me mine- and I'm not sure I want to know

[Tovarish 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ 20 May 2003,05:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I really miss Avril one.  that went really well with you...  <span id='postcolor'>

       

Her one redeeming quality is she's an improvement over Celine Dion and Shania Twain . Her music is some of the few that gets played over the PA at my work that dosen't make me want to take my boxcutter to my wrists...but good God, have you ever hear a live track from her? I swear, a radio station played one once and I thought it was a joke   . I didn't know that sound editing could perform such miracles :O.

And what's this about her being so hot?   I'd take just about any of the Russian girls I know over her .

For example, compare for yourself:

Avril - and I've been kind enough not to post that famous pic of her with no makeup  

Svetlana. Damn shame she is Waaaaaaay out of my league .

[blackdog~ 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ 15 May 2003,08:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Be careful what you ask for (custom titles)...I had "sock padding" and "finger o fudge"...

All I wanted was "OFP Feak".  <span id='postcolor'>

Hmmmm... sandwich kitty would like a new saying. Monkey with cowboy hat has evolved into fully grown gorilla!

*thinks of all the terrible possibillites of which the kitty could be*

As you can see, I have started collecting various things said by members of this board... and I think it'll stay for a while

I can just imagine what things that I could get if I asked for "OFP Photographer"... OFP Pornagrapher is one that comes straight to mind... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't do it!

[DarkLight 0]

Dunno why i got my name, i kinda like it, reminds me of the good ol' days where you could terrorise (sp?) the whole forum...

[Placebo 28]

@ May 20 2003,05:22)]I'm still not sure why Placebo gave me mine-

That makes two of us ;)

[Badgerboy 0]

Bah, I'm still a faceless drone...

[Renagade 0]

This threads gone off the topic

closing

hahaha just kiddiing,you`ll all be shot by bis instead

[Badgerboy 0]

Didn't see that one coming!

[Jinef 2]

Lol, suits you well badgerboy.

[Jamesia 0]

stop spamming.

[Jinef 2]

It's all ontopic, i thought you had more of a record of that anyway

[Jamesia 0]

I have no record...... me? what? no, I am a good person.

...... *Jamesia takes a few steps back towards the exit*

I am a ......eeeeeerrrrrr.......... good member of society.

*Jamesia runs*

[DarkLight 0]

I have no record...... me? what? no, I am a good person.

...... *Jamesia takes a few steps back towards the exit*

I am a ......eeeeeerrrrrr.......... good member of society.

*Jamesia runs*

Go get him Fluffy!!!!

[Placebo 28]

Stop spamming Jamesia.

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

I have a question. Why cant we discuss about the eurovision song conest? I mean its far from the most offtopic stuff that´s been written here. And you know, ESC had over 160 million viewers...

Is the Uk moderator(s) upset about the "Nul points"  

[Guest]

It's too offtopic for offtopic in every way and aspect. What's next? Gardening?

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

It's too offtopic for offtopic in every way and aspect. What's next? Gardening?  

Yes please

[Placebo 28]

Is the Uk moderator(s) upset about the "Nul points"  

As I said in a PM to another forum member who whined about not being able to discuss eurovision, impossible to be upset (bitter was the exact line) about something you have zero interest.

And that will be the end of the Eurovision topics, and/or questions about why it's not going to be allowed on here, you have the right to ask the question to mods in PM's but don't expect anything to change because it won't

[Major Fubar 0]

I have a question. Why cant we discuss about the eurovision song conest? I mean its far from the most offtopic stuff that´s been written here. And you know, ESC had over 160 million viewers...

Is the Uk moderator(s) upset about the "Nul points"  

We used to be able to discuss topics like this in offtopic, but about 12 months (?) ago, the BIS staff made the decision to more actively police the Offtopic forum, and more strictly enforce the rule that these topics had to pertain to the military or other computer games.

In the end, BIS doesn't wan't to be paying for bandwidth that has nothing to do with their product. I can see their reasoning.

I had an idea to create my own message board for members of this forum to sign up if they felt like discussing things that were too offtopic for here. Nothing as flash as this board mind you, just one of those free message board thingies...

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

I have a question. Why cant we discuss about the eurovision song conest? I mean its far from the most offtopic stuff that´s been written here. And you know, ESC had over 160 million viewers...

Is the Uk moderator(s) upset about the "Nul points"  

We used to be able to discuss topics like this in offtopic, but about 12 months (?) ago, the BIS staff made the decision to more actively police the Offtopic forum, and more strictly enforce the rule that these topics had to pertain to the military or other computer games.

In the end, BIS doesn't wan't to be paying for bandwidth that has nothing to do with their product. I can see their reasoning.

I had an idea to create my own message board for members of this forum to sign up if they felt like discussing things that were too offtopic for here. Nothing as flash as this board mind you, just one of those free message board thingies...

I too understand Bis. I remember seeing a Ofp Spam forum somewhere. Is that what you are talking about?

[Jamesia 0]

are you allowed to sware on the forums?