m21man 0 Posted September 30, 2003 Quote[/b] ]The plot thickens Like cream sauce, mmmmm! How would Berghof and Hammer be related? Maybe they're long-lost cousins? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 30, 2003 Amnesia like Guba? [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted September 30, 2003 And Angelina turns out to be Richard Gere in drag! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 30, 2003 Hey...come to think of it..... they do kind of look alike... damn... Flashpoint sure knows how to confuse ya! [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted September 30, 2003 Quote[/b] ]Amnesia like Guba? I don't know, maybe Hammer and Berghof are somehow related to Malcolm X and he changed their identities when they were infants! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 30, 2003 I have no idea who Malcolm X is, but I'll take your word for it... Malcolm X changing their identities...who gave him the right to change their Class CfgIdentities in the description.ext? [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted September 30, 2003 Quote[/b] ]Hey...come to think of it..... they do kind of look alike... damn... Flashpoint sure knows how to confuse ya! A more likely story is that Angelina is really just Angelina Jolie in disguise and Guba is really the second cousin of Billy Bob Thornton. Ugh, this is getting to my head... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 30, 2003 This is insanity! This is making no sense! All matter in the universe.... collapsing.....AAAGGGHHH!!!! (Head explodes!) [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted September 30, 2003 Or, maybe Hammer and Berghof's identities were switched by their parents because they (The parents) were being chased by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted September 30, 2003 V-V-V-V-Volly...Voldim...dam dom ding dilly? [Gareth Gates must die] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jo Man Dragon 0 Posted September 30, 2003 The plot isn't thickening, it's getting sicker and sicker, there fore it's sickening.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted September 30, 2003 I don't know about that, vomit's pretty thick already... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted September 30, 2003 And remember, this was all started by CuteQA! CuteQA started the soap opera idea, so remember that (God, I hope this thread doesn't permanently tarnish my reputation on the BIS forums ). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Frenchman 0 Posted October 1, 2003 You never know... that may just be a possibility...Kozlowski - the one with the giant lips - may even be connected in here somewhere... [Gareth Gates must die] Of course he is, Angelina Jolie looks like the female version of Kozlowski. They are brother and sister! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirwolfPL 0 Posted October 1, 2003 OK, but what's with the Tasmanian Devil then? Who is he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewb99 0 Posted October 1, 2003 That's easy, he's Mel Brooks with a voice changer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acecombat 0 Posted October 1, 2003 *Reads 7 pages of a story of a family with identity crisis and DIES* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-RoNiN 0 Posted October 2, 2003 Why did I even bother reading this? I want 15mins of my life back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirwolfPL 0 Posted October 2, 2003 Why did I even bother reading this? I want 15mins of my life back LOL I had a good time reading this thread. Please continue it :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted October 2, 2003 Don't close this thread, or we'll make you the inbred twin shemale sibling of Victor Troska!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted October 2, 2003 I never knew OFP was so scandalous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jo Man Dragon 0 Posted October 3, 2003 I never knew OFP was so scandalous  that's because BIS originally didn't want to show that side OFP. It just slipped out somehow and now we know everything... Somewhere I heard that this story is the BIS team's real life story...but don't quote me on that, it's not confirmed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m21man 0 Posted October 5, 2003 Quote[/b] ]that's because BIS originally didn't want to show that side OFP. It just slipped out somehow and now we know everything...Somewhere I heard that this story is the BIS team's real life story...but don't quote me on that, it's not confirmed... Gee, I never knew that the BIS team had such an interesting past...Or was part of an American special forces unit . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drill Sergeant 0 Posted October 5, 2003 troska sounds britishso i reckon gastovski is in the vietnam theatre (seal team) while victor is in dofar with the sas and they operate together somehow in the next theatre maybe in .......................????? #1 SEALS were not instated in Vietnam untill 1962, also SEALS were salors not army. I know BIS has this all planed out because look how well all three campaigns for the first OFP have intertwined. Here's my guess on this. Troska is a Ausie or brit who lived in AUS and than he goes off to Vietnam, He getlost, James find him while on a riad with hs specops team and they booth go into VC teritory and theyfind a Spetz Natz officer who is covertly supplying arms directly from Russia. Â Hmm it's quite a twist but it's logical enough. Â Guba If off in his Gulag doing in east Germans from Berlin and than he meets this nice 16 yearold girl named Angi and he secretly makes planes to have her removed from the gulag and taken to a Russian Island. And Cornal Blake is off supervising the sale of arms to the taliabn from the US with the CIA so we can covertly help them defeat Russia, Which explanes how a 16 yearold chech girl endid up in a gulag. Than James get's pulled out of Vitenam temporarily and he is now sent to assignment under blake. Than Victor brings James's old squad into a trap in North Vietnam and gets James best friend killed. Â Doesn't that make a nice plot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cozza 24 Posted December 3, 2003 Everyone is related. AGHHHHHH there as bad as hillbillies. The flashpoint hillbillies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
