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Is BIS like Valve, in which if you were to ever travel near their location and you told them in advance, could you ever get a tour of one of the BIS offices?

That'd be bad ass.

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Is BIS like Valve, in which if you were to ever travel near their location and you told them in advance, could you ever get a tour of one of the BIS offices?

That'd be bad ass.

As Marek once said on this very forum : "BIS isn't a zoo!"

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When I was in Prague a few years back I had contemplated going to visit BIS, but I called it off because 1) Mníšek pod Brdy is further outside Prague than I expected, and 2) they probably didn't need me distracting them while I was there.

Not entirely sure what their policy is on visitors, though. :p

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As Marek once said on this very forum : "BIS isn't a zoo!"

Only it was more engrishy, like "BIS isnt zoo!"

Of course I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you fed them...

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I'd bring maple syrup fresh from some trees over here? Tastes great.

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Just knock on the door and say the password which is "I brought beer".

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Just knock on the door and say the password which is "I brought beer".

That would work.

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This totally makes me think that BIS should put a zoo in ArmA 3, and include models of themselves. Then we can all live out our fantasies...

Or at least model their building and put it on Lemnos as an easter egg. :p

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Just knock on the door and say the password which is "I brought beer".

Ever heard of "carrying coals to Newcastle"? ;)

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We usually call it "carrying tree in the woods" :)

I'll probably be in Prague in the upcoming month for a Staropramen or two... three, four ;)

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lolbis

:D

Did you take that? BIS needs to install some barbed wire... and maybe a few tank traps.

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Wouldn't post it if I didnt ;)

I would reccommend NOT just turning up there tho... Gun laws in CZ are a lot more... relaxed than elsewhere in Europe ;)

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It depends who is manning the T55 out front. You can usually tell if it's Ondrej due to the hair sticking out of the gunner's hatch and the pounding of bass from the intercom.

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I don't see any machinegun entrenchments :raisebrow:

Maybe the community should start saving for that UHX-60 Stealth Special Edition and get in from behind :cool:

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Just knock on the door and say the password which is "I brought beer".

like.

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I don't see any machinegun entrenchments :raisebrow:

Maybe the community should start saving for that UHX-60 Stealth Special Edition and get in from behind :cool:

I don't think you could land it in that car park ;)

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I don't think you could land it in that car park ;)

That's why we NEED fast roping!

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This totally makes me think that BIS should put a zoo in ArmA 3, and include models of themselves. Then we can all live out our fantasies...

Well, that's OFP with their faces.

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Damm, my father is going to be in Prague for a couple of days. I begged him to let me hide in his suitcase but...

Life's not fair :(

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Damm, my father is going to be in Prague for a couple of days. I begged him to let me hide in his suitcase but...

Life's not fair :(

Disturbing...

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I want to visit BIS on my honeymoon.

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I want to visit BIS on my honeymoon.

You're going to marry Ondrej?

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