Wobble 1 Posted May 21, 2002 So.. thats it huh people, thousands of years of man kinds progress and evolution and innovation, becoming the apex predator of the world.. and the top achievment the benchmark of all things created.. is sliced fucking bread? sliced bread is not that great.. got bread? got a knife? well.. cut the bastard! I think its time the bad is raised.. the greatest thing since(___) fill the blank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 21, 2002 The greatest thing since OFP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 21, 2002 ..........Oh yeah! Greatest thing since G-strings! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renagade 0 Posted May 21, 2002 The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted May 21, 2002 Duh....the answer is obvious. The greatest thing since....... the PC Is there any other answer? Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 21, 2002 well..........in my case The greatest thing since the pencil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted May 21, 2002 The greatest thing since...beer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FetishFool 0 Posted May 21, 2002 Determining a new noun for "The Greatest Thing" would have a bias outcome. So what's the point of trying to fill in that blank? And the decided noun can't be surpassable. Sliced bread can't be surpassed. How can sliced bread get any better than sliced bread? Â It can't. So if it's not sliced bread. Â Then maybe it could be... Â I can't think of anything. I keep thinking of this one girl. Â This one amazing girl. But nah. [edit] Obligitory haha: I met a boy named Bobby Penis the other day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted May 21, 2002 the greatest thing since...contraceptives Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WKK Gimbal 0 Posted May 21, 2002 isn't the wheel supposed to be mankinds greatest invention? So I've heard... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsthatyouJohnWayne 0 Posted May 21, 2002 Not so great if your in the 1.8 percent who use contraceptives that break... I think Fetishfool is right- it has to be something unimprovable yknow like hills, Socks , God or a good pair of incontinence pants -The best thing since hills- yes that sounds about right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted May 21, 2002 The best thing since electricity (in the use of powering practically everything these days) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted May 21, 2002 I'm gonna win this one hands down: The greatest thing since.................................featherless chickens! ALL YOUR THREAD BELONG TO US! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted May 21, 2002 First nude dogs n` cats and now nude chicken... I hate that!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted May 21, 2002 Hey Wobble, did you get this idea from comedian George Carlin? The greatest thing since the toaster. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burl 0 Posted May 21, 2002 My vote is for: "Indoor plumbing" Burl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabadu 0 Posted May 21, 2002 Didn't indoor plumbing come before sliced bread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted May 21, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 21 2002,08:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out <span id='postcolor'> So you're the annoying bastard. May your ass itch and your arms be too short. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 21, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ May 21 2002,15:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 21 2002,08:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out <span id='postcolor'> So you're the annoying bastard. May your ass itch and your arms be too short.<span id='postcolor'> BRAVO, NORDIN. BRAVO!!!!!! LMAO!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Frag 0 Posted May 21, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 20 2002,23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out <span id='postcolor'> Funny to you, but not the victims of your stupid prank. If you did that to me, I might return the favor with my laser, but it's not just a laser pointer, it is a laser aimer for an H&K. Trust me, the last thing you want to do is be mistaken as a threat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceFire 0 Posted May 22, 2002 Laser pointers? God those things are annoying. I think there's a minimum age on them for sales now, cause so many dumbasses kept pissing people off with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renagade 0 Posted May 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mister Frag @ May 22 2002,01:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 20 2002,23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out <span id='postcolor'> Funny to you, but not the victims of your stupid prank. Â If you did that to me, I might return the favor with my laser, but it's not just a laser pointer, it is a laser aimer for an H&K. Trust me, the last thing you want to do is be mistaken as a threat...<span id='postcolor'> You`d have to find me first buuuuut i didnt mean it for military personnel,i meant for normal ppl.Also great for pointing at stuff that would take too much trouble to explain what ur talkin about. Annoying is the idiot newspapers makin them out like deathrays cos little kiddies were shining in there eyes : and my new one is the greatest thing since....communication Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Mister Frag 0 Posted May 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 21 2002,18:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mister Frag @ May 22 2002,01:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 20 2002,23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out <span id='postcolor'> Funny to you, but not the victims of your stupid prank. Â If you did that to me, I might return the favor with my laser, but it's not just a laser pointer, it is a laser aimer for an H&K. Trust me, the last thing you want to do is be mistaken as a threat...<span id='postcolor'> You`d have to find me first buuuuut i didnt mean it for military personnel,i meant for normal ppl.Also great for pointing at stuff that would take too much trouble to explain what ur talkin about. Annoying is the idiot newspapers makin them out like deathrays cos little kiddies were shining in there eyes : and my new one is the greatest thing since....communication <span id='postcolor'> I've never used a laser pointer, but I have enough experience with laser aimers on firearms that I'm not going to have any trouble locating you -- it's a visible wavelength laser, after all. And I'm not active military or a LEO, so for you to point it only at civilians doesn't make that behavior any safer; you'd be surprised how many people which you pass on the street are armed, either legally or illegally. If you are smart, you'll stop doing that before you get fined, arrested, beat up, or shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted May 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ May 21 2002,18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">greatest thing since mastraubation<span id='postcolor'> both male and female Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
