Hilarious ARMA Moments

[teaser 0]

Have any of you had some funny situations during missions / mp?

So far the funniest situation I had was when the interceptor helicopter during the general / hotel sniper assassination (spl?) crashed right into the cliff in front of me while I was trying to escape. Looked very silly

[Monkey Lib Front 10]

When the game runs fine for 5 minutes, then nothing changes in game and it runs like a slideshow, absolutly hilarious.

[Balschoiw 0]

During campaign I was supposed to ambush a convoy. I did it in a little village, planted some explosives and such. Car came up the road and ran over a civillian. Next the convoy approached and I waited for the mine to blast off as I had no direct visual contact on the convoy for security reasons. I triggered my satchels and went in to see what´s left of the convoy. Blasted them pretty good, but one truck was literally blown into a house and only the front of it was outside of the house. As I wanted to kill it aswell, I fired at it and the truck instantly popped out of the house and crushed me with the driver having an odd look at me

[icebreakr 3159]

Planting satchels on the petrol station and clicking "Detonate" instead of "Enter vehicle" when trying to drive away

Casualties: civilians & an entire squad TK

Damage: 2 houses, 4 civilian cars, 1 humvee & 1 truck

Learned a lesson the hard way

[Ian Malcolm 0]

I think the famous Ural backflip is hard to beat

[Scrub 0]

Going over the bridge in Deloris in a humvee.  Jumping 3m into the air getting on to it, and as I'm looking back thinking 'what the hell?!?' the Hummer does a smaller jump, but lands on it's grill and does a solid headstand.  An M136 set it right though.  

Ural Backflip? That sounds pretty interesting. Could you explain little more?

[whisper 0]

When the game runs fine for 5 minutes, then nothing changes in game and it runs like a slideshow, absolutly hilarious.

I'd advise to disable your Norton antivirus....

Errr, sorry, that was a very bad joke

[Caaahl 0]

An RPG-soldier came around the corner and stood in front of me(maybe 4 m) I wanted to kill him but "click click click" no more ammunition in the mag. He aimed, shot, and i took a huuuuuuuge jump backwards in the air, maybe 50m, dead of course.

[Average Joe 0]

Taking off in a helicopter for the first time

[Ian Malcolm 0]

Ural Backflip? That sounds pretty interesting. Could you explain little more?

Sure I mean

[retrofly 0]

watching the ai wait for the 10th man to drop before putting down their coffee and doing something about it

Luke

[bl00k 0]

Ural Backflip?  That sounds pretty interesting.  Could you explain little more?

Sure I mean

OMG, That is hilarious! WINNER!!!!

[Peanut 0]

I just had my first funny ArmA moment.

I was flying the AH-1Z and was shooting at some T72's. Suddenly the tank noise turned quite loud and I wondered what it could be until I saw a T72 flying in my cobra's path and falling down. I barely managed to fly under it. I already imagined my precious helicopter getting squished by a tank

[mechastalin 0]

I just had my first funny ArmA moment.

I was flying the AH-1Z and was shooting at some T72's. Suddenly the tank noise turned quite loud and I wondered what it could be until I saw a T72 flying in my cobra's path and falling down. I barely managed to fly under it. I already imagined my precious helicopter getting squished by a tank

I had this bug happen on the first mission of the campaign.

[Journeyman 0]

Ural Backflip?  That sounds pretty interesting.  Could you explain little more?

Sure I mean

Lovely! .... A rubber Ural! Damn these Russian military vehicle designers come up with something new every time!  

Absolutely brilliant!  LOL .... I bet that surprised you!    

[Placebo 29]

When the game runs fine for 5 minutes, then nothing changes in game and it runs like a slideshow, absolutly hilarious.

Your trolling is growing very tiresome, if you have nothing constructive to say on these forums then clearly your time here has come to an end and you should go find something better to do.

[Mr_Tea 0]

Special Forces are ordered to take a little village.

In full daylight they move upright in line formation up the road, like they have no idea what "cover" means.

A few moments later, 4 SF teams down.

Shut down by some grunts with guns.

[Scrub 0]

That Ural really stuck the landing! Mechanized Infantry gymnastics, gotta love it.

What happened to the BMP's that fell? Were they destroyed? or even held back by the banks? That would be good to know.

[dmakatra 1]

That Ural really stuck the landing! Mechanized Infantry gymnastics, gotta love it.

What happened to the BMP's that fell? Were they destroyed? or even held back by the banks? That would be good to know.

If you look very closely you can see them driving off, being amphibious and all. Near the end of the film you can even see one of the BMPs driving up the river bank behind the bridge.

The blackflip was hilarious. I laughed my arse off. It does look a bit edited, however I'm not going to speculate any further on that.

EDIT: Oh, and could you please stop whining in at least ONE thread?

[icebreakr 3159]

Seeing my buddy drive over Skoda with hummer, when we were on a patrol mission he made it over, great collision detection in MP :]

Here's a pic: click

[Monkey Lib Front 10]

When the game runs fine for 5 minutes, then nothing changes in game and it runs like a slideshow, absolutly hilarious.

Your trolling is growing very tiresome, if you have nothing constructive to say on these forums then clearly your time here has come to an end and you should go find something better to do.

So what should i do about a game i have bought and now cannot play it more than 5 minutes?

[Ian Malcolm 0]

So what should i do about a game i have bought and now cannot play it more than 5 minutes?

I would suggest to return it to the seller and take something else instead.

[Maddmatt 1]

When the game runs fine for 5 minutes, then nothing changes in game and it runs like a slideshow, absolutly hilarious.

Your trolling is growing very tiresome, if you have nothing constructive to say on these forums then clearly your time here has come to an end and you should go find something better to do.

So what should i do about a game i have bought and now cannot play it more than 5 minutes?

Take it to the troubleshooting forum instead of whining everywhere and irritating everyone, that is not the point of this topic. That would increase your chances of finding a solution.

[Heatseeker 0]

So what should i do about a game i have bought and now cannot play it more than 5 minutes?

Try and find out why this is happening, afaik this isnt happening to everyone, maybe your PC is overheating somewhere.

[Shadow NX 1]

Special Forces are ordered to take a little village.

In full daylight they move upright in line formation up the road, like they have no idea what "cover" means.

A few moments later, 4 SF teams down.

Shut down by some grunts with guns.

Hahaha, wow, at first i was thinking that was quoted from one of my posts... so similar...

Yes that mission was a pain in the rear, took me quite some mumbling and swearing to beat it with at least one mate of the 4 men squad alive.

They should have given the player the command otherwise you can just run ahead and try kill all enemys first ( pretty hard with the sucky M4 supressor ) and draw fire on you or pray and wish that your guys engage first...

Also whats with the old OFP objects standing around the village?

Wish they would have at least given them the ArmA look, a

OFP Ural wreck looks somehow displaced there...