Where Are You From

[WargamingNor 0]

Well, since one of my staffers have replied here I might as well. To keep it short & sweet:

I'm 30 years old (31 in 3 weeks...ugh I feel old...)

I live in Norway, in a town called Moelv.

What I do for a living...hmmm...I run http://www.flashpoint2source.com  

My regular dayjob however, is in something called Telenor (the biggest phonecompany in Norway), where I work as accounts manager/sales (in the DSL/broadband corporate section). Not the most interesting job, but it pays the bills  

Well, that pretty much covers it.

EDIT: Ehheehee...I was "reminded" by my better half not to forget her or the dog...

So, I got a girl... we've been living togheter for 3 years now. And, we got a dog... a black Labrador Retriever.

*note to myself* NEVER forget to mention my girl or dog ever again...

[Yagyu Retsudo 0]

My name is Yagyu Retsudo, sometimes called Gisen. I am the head of the Ura-Yagyu, the secret branch of the Yagyu. My branch of the clan is responsible for assassinating any Han officials who oppose the Tokugawa Shogunate's will. My brothers Juhei, Mitsuyoshi, Toshinori and Munefuyu run the Omote-Yagyu, the public face of the Yagyu, military advisers to the Shogun.

Or should I say, was... because I plotted to obtain the post of Kogi Kaishakunin from the Ogami clan. Ogami Itto is my nemesis, my enemy. He has killed all of my children and hundreds of my clansmen, destroyed my credibility and destroyed my honour. I have sent armies against him, attempted to use poison, traps and cannon against him. He has survived everything I can throw at him.. .so far. But I still have some last, desperate ploys before I am forced to fight him myself. His Suio school is childs play to me.

[stgn 39]

My name is Yagyu Retsudo, sometimes called Gisen.  I am the head of the Ura-Yagyu, the secret branch of the Yagyu.  My branch of the clan is responsible for assassinating any Han officials who oppose the Tokugawa Shogunate's will.  My brothers Juhei, Mitsuyoshi, Toshinori and Munefuyu run the Omote-Yagyu, the public face of the Yagyu, military advisers to the Shogun.

Or should I say, was... because I plotted to obtain the post of Kogi Kaishakunin from the Ogami clan.  Ogami Itto is my nemesis, my enemy.  He has killed all of my children and hundreds of my clansmen, destroyed my credibility and destroyed my honour.  I have sent armies against him, attempted to use poison, traps and cannon against him.  He has survived everything I can throw at him.. .so far.  But I still have some last, desperate ploys before I am forced to fight him myself.  His Suio school is childs play to me.

Are you replying to the right forum???? or is it just me ho don't understand cause this sounds fucking scary

please keep shouch info to your self cause it makes me fell strangly sick.

STGN

[ozanzac 0]

My name is Yagyu Retsudo, sometimes called Gisen.  I am the head of the Ura-Yagyu, the secret branch of the Yagyu.  My branch of the clan is responsible for assassinating any Han officials who oppose the Tokugawa Shogunate's will.  My brothers Juhei, Mitsuyoshi, Toshinori and Munefuyu run the Omote-Yagyu, the public face of the Yagyu, military advisers to the Shogun.

Or should I say, was... because I plotted to obtain the post of Kogi Kaishakunin from the Ogami clan.  Ogami Itto is my nemesis, my enemy.  He has killed all of my children and hundreds of my clansmen, destroyed my credibility and destroyed my honour.  I have sent armies against him, attempted to use poison, traps and cannon against him.  He has survived everything I can throw at him.. .so far.  But I still have some last, desperate ploys before I am forced to fight him myself.  His Suio school is childs play to me.

Are you replying to the right forum???? or is it just me ho don't understand cause this sounds fucking scary

please keep shouch info to your self cause it makes me fell strangly sick.

STGN

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

I just had to post this

[Balschoiw 0]

Did he timewarp from WW II ?

I mean, maybe he got internet access at his bunker now, where he is still sitting , scouting for US troops.

Man, that´s a funny one

[Gollum1 0]

My name is Yagyu Retsudo, sometimes called Gisen. I am the head of the Ura-Yagyu, the secret branch of the Yagyu. My branch of the clan is responsible for assassinating any Han officials who oppose the Tokugawa Shogunate's will. My brothers Juhei, Mitsuyoshi, Toshinori and Munefuyu run the Omote-Yagyu, the public face of the Yagyu, military advisers to the Shogun.

Or should I say, was... because I plotted to obtain the post of Kogi Kaishakunin from the Ogami clan. Ogami Itto is my nemesis, my enemy. He has killed all of my children and hundreds of my clansmen, destroyed my credibility and destroyed my honour. I have sent armies against him, attempted to use poison, traps and cannon against him. He has survived everything I can throw at him.. .so far. But I still have some last, desperate ploys before I am forced to fight him myself. His Suio school is childs play to me.

Are you replying to the right forum???? or is it just me ho don't understand cause this sounds fucking scary

please keep shouch info to your self cause it makes me fell strangly sick.

STGN

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

Well I don't want to sound judgemental, but it sounds like someone should maybe get a sense of humour!

(not that it's that funny mind you )

[stgn 39]

Enyway im 18 years old live in Denmark(the littel nob on Germany whit 5 million citizens) I go to the Gymnasium(i am not completly sure what its called in English) its the thired year so sadly there is only one year left, I love going to school unfortunetly I have deficulties getteing started on my home work(I blame you guys and OFP ) I have never had a girlfreind and is trying to figure out what I should do to get one.

I don't drink(no stupid questions I have just chosen not to), smoke or due drugs.

When i got in 7 grade(class) I for some reason got very very shy(Luckely im not shy here ) which has hunted me ever since thou I have erm... evoleved alot since then, althou I have a serious problem I realy cant chitchat/talk about the weather or I realy cant start a conversation whit most people cause I have not a clue what the hell i am gonna say to them, and most poeples seems to talk about drinking and partying which is not the things i do most altho a party now and then is fun cause i like to dance and I have no problem in duing that after the first two soda's

In all unestty i think im quit hansome ,ca.1,85m high red-haired, Arayn(I realy hope that the right word) man/boy whighing only 69-70kg.

When im at home I usualy walks around in a cotton M81 woodland uniform jacket or wear some other kind of military equipment thou almost never out of the house.

I am lucky living in the midtle of a forrest(a smaler one maby but there is 5km to the nearest town). I live together whit my little sister, mom and dad. but also have a big sister and a big brother.

I call people on the phone and tryes to sell them newspapers every friday evning and saturday morning.

Well then I play too much OFP for it too be good.

The thing I fear most in this world is to embaresh my self,My favorit band is Queen but I like most music apart from heavy metal and some kinds of techno.

Im a mix of Liberal(most), Conservativ and Socialist(less) and offen find that deciding what is right and rong(I always follow the law more strictly than most but it all the things that is not in it) is rather hard when I think about life as somebody always get hurt and i in those situations would have every body was happy. But then in other situations like when I see the news on TV or somthing im totaly cold and don't feel a thing this has made me wonder is there somthing rong whit me cause other people seem to get very emotinal about some of the things they see and I honestly don't care about iteven things where my mind stars thinking this is a thing other would get emotional about, so I would realy like to know is this "normal"??

Oh and I have a "I talk to him but is not always sure he exsist" relation to God(protestant)

STGN: It's a beautiful day, so always look on the bright side of life, it was made in heaven.  

ps. you all think I wird now?

[stgn 39]

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

Do you mean me? Cause im not completly sure what Anime is?

STGN

[stgn 39]

Well I don't want to sound judgemental, but it sounds like someone should maybe get a sense of humour!

(not that it's that funny mind you )

Well if that was to me I can asure you that I actualy have one but I mostly takes things seriously when ther are no indications of a joke.

STGN

[bonko the sane 2]

lol, the things ive read in this thread  o.O

anyway,

im 31 from Lisbon, Portugal, known as Pedro

left home at 16, had a very hectic lifestyle who took me all over western europe organizing raves, music festivals and all sorts of weird temporary jobs, finally, i decided to embrace a sane way of life and came back home 4 years ago to try and settle down, last year i enrolled in university to study Art History, and i work part-time in the film\publicity industry (set construction).

i got a personal shrink (my girfriend, shes a psichologist ) a cat and a motorbike.

[PitViper 0]

Age 30.  Former active duty signaleer; currently a national guardsman.  In my military travels, I have found myself in South Korea and Germany and Egypt as well as many of their neighbors. Have a degree in Computer Science.

[DracoPaladore 0]

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

Do you mean me? Cause im not completly sure what Anime is?

STGN

Anime is Japanese or other Asian artwork/cartoons.

[Yagyu Retsudo 0]

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

I do not watch anime. Ever.

[Yagyu Retsudo 0]

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

Do you mean me? Cause im not completly sure what Anime is?

STGN

Anime is Japanese or other Asian art/ comics

Not quite.

Anime is Japanese or other Asian Animation

[tankieboy 0]

31, England, Trained Killer looking for work.

[Sgt_Eversmann 1]

I'm 16 and from southern Germany and I improve my skills with Weapons by shooting my neighbours cats

.

[nolips71 0]

lol...

[DracoPaladore 0]

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

Do you mean me? Cause im not completly sure what Anime is?

STGN

Anime is Japanese or other Asian art/ comics

Not quite.

Anime is Japanese or other Asian Animation

Looks like my brain went kinda slow.

Magna is the comics, Anime is the animation.

I was looking for a comic while writing that, actually

[blackdog~ 0]

I am from the leftist left side of the seemingly-leftist (the media portrays that at least) United States which means I'm in Communist country which means I'm in California home of the bears on the flags and the, oh forget it.

I'm San Diego, CA and I now have 75% probability of enlisting in the military after college. Dunno what it is, perhaps smelling the exhaust of a freshly rebuilt Chenowith FAV, but daaaaaamn it looks like a great job opportunity.

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

I'm 16 and from  southern Germany and I improve my skills with Weapons by shooting my neighbours cats

.

if you need a sponsor for your bullets then please tell me!

[DarkLight 0]

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

Do you mean me? Cause im not completly sure what Anime is?

STGN

Anime is Japanese or other Asian art/ comics

Not quite.

Anime is Japanese or other Asian Animation

Looks like my brain went kinda slow.

Magna is the comics, Anime is the animation.

I was looking for a comic while writing that, actually  

Isn't it manga instead of magna?

[NeMeSiS 11]

Don't want to be too judgemental, but it sounds like someone watches too much anime!

Do you mean me? Cause im not completly sure what Anime is?

STGN

Anime is Japanese or other Asian art/ comics

Not quite.

Anime is Japanese or other Asian Animation

Looks like my brain went kinda slow.

Magna is the comics, Anime is the animation.

I was looking for a comic while writing that, actually  

Isn't it manga instead of magna?

typo i guess

[cozza 24]

now have 75% probability of enlisting in the military after college. Dunno what it is, perhaps smelling the exhaust of a freshly rebuilt Chenowith FAV, but daaaaaamn it looks like a great job opportunity.

same here except change college to year 10 and chang Chenowith FAV to Four stoke moter and change exhurst to fuel tank

Man I was stoned that day

[xawery 0]

left home at 16, had a very hectic lifestyle who took me all over western europe organizing raves, music festivals and all sorts of weird temporary jobs, finally, i decided to embrace a sane way of life and came back home 4 years ago to try and settle down, last year i enrolled in university to study Art History, and i work part-time in the film\publicity industry (set construction).

Bah Bonko, I see you have finally succumbed to the lure of bourgeois conventions eh? You pseudo-rebel you!

Heh, this thread shows people are rather keen on revealing their inner selves... I won't go as far, but a little something about me can't hurt.

I'm 21 years old, Polish of origin, but I've been living in the Netherlands for over half my life. I'm in the last year at uni, studying International Business Sciences. Once I'm done I plan on studying Philosophy and after that, Linguistics... Time permitting, of course;)

Currently employed at an insurance broker as head of the life science division (incidentally, I am the life science division ).

In my spare time I conceive plans for world domination. Phase 1 will be intiated by launching a giant mechanical panda into orbit. Watch the skies... A sample of my propaganda can be found here.

As you can see I am somewhat fascinated by Sozial Realismus;)

Interests include, but are not limited to: history, philosophy, music, art, literature, warfare, finance, politics, totalitarian regimes... you know... the usual.

Incidentally, should anyone by interested, I still have some open positions on my future puppet government. The Ministry of Porn is already fully staffed, though (surprisingly enough...).

Check out www.qnst.net for some of my works and www.qnst.net/forum for excercises in absurdity (currently only in Dutch).

Enough shameless plugs. Ave!