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It clearly looks like this guy has help from up above. I guess we can wait for the day when he escapes and dissapears somewhere.

Sorry for going OT but it more or less demonstrates the state the belgium juridical system is at right now.

and then he'll be shot dead by a policeman or found back "suicided"

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Quote[/b] ]and then he'll be shot dead by a policeman or found back "suicided"

...or brought to a plane and flown to an unknown location where he can watch his videos and photos all day long and get´s some high level visits from time to time to swap "news".

I am curious.

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Quote[/b] ]3. Key for handcuffs found on table next to his cell.

Haha but we are improving

Previous time it was a gun in his room(unloaded but still...)

And that time he got away  crazy_o.gif

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Yeah, it's great fun living in Belgium, always some nice surprises ahead of you!

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I hope this guy isnt serious....words "couldnt", "piss up" and "brewery" come to mind....... tounge_o.gif

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Quote[/b] ]Previous time it was a gun in his room(unloaded but still...)

Do the prisons even have guards?

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I have a crack team of girl scouts armed with foam baseball bats ready to go my army will take over belgium in about 48 hours, it takes a long time to process POWS. In return i want it to be named bonerland and i want lots of chocolate

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Quote[/b] ]In return i want it to be named bonerland and i want lots of chocolate

Chocolate? Yes. "Bonerland"? No.

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Quote[/b] ]Do the prisons even have guards?

heres a picture of a Belgian prison guard on guard duty:

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Quote[/b] ]Oh and don't keep the monarchy, it's not like anyone actually likes those... euhm... whatever they are...

All they do is breed and more of them=more for us to pay...  They're like rabbits these days...

I agree but i need them to keep the country toghether ,i don't want a total revolution only a tiny one just dispose of current coverment.

Quote[/b] ]pay me and i'll do whatever you want . bombing royal residences, kidnapping government members, robbing national banks, psi-ops, HumInt, whatever .....

Ok you get a position in my covert opperations department when it's created ,you will be used for opperations in Wallonia ,youll have to dispose of such french words like  quatre-vingt dix and velo and change them to nonnante and bicyclete.

Quote[/b] ]For a mere 5000 euros + the price of transportation and booze I can get you a company of angry drunken finnish reservists just as long you dont mind collateral damage.

Now thank you ,last time i hired Finnish mercenary's my dog got eaten and my bathroom got cluttered by pairing a moose.

Quote[/b] ]Ooooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Since youre Belgium ,you get a position as Recruiter of volunteers for the district you live in. (wich is?)

If you do well and can gather 100 men youll get promoted.

Quote[/b] ]also forgot about my payment : twice my weight both in Frites and in fine chocolate and a paid vacation in Ostende

Will be paid after requested sevices ,and you will expliticy order BELGIAN frites!

Quote[/b] ]Marry the daughter of the CEO of FN herstal. Also, do raids from Dutch territory and retreat back after the strike. We have always been able to seek out the Belgian commando's, they have way better beer in their canteens.

Rgr most herstal women are used to shotgun wedding anyway.

Quote[/b] ]Is this serious or somekind of joke?

Deadly serious!

Quote[/b] ]Anyway I was pretty amused to hear how many flaws accompanied the Child abuse/ murder case in Belgium until now.

1. Door of prison transport left open when departing from court. (Have seen that on news)

2. Journalist was able to get to main suspect and took photos within jail and even in his prison cell.

3. Key for handcuffs found on table next to his cell.

Just underlines the need for revolution anyways ,and yes it's hard to not believe in conspiracy theory's with such stuff happening.

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Since youre Belgium ,you get a position as Recruiter of volunteers for the district you live in. (wich is?)

If you do well and can gather 100 men youll get promoted.

Province of Antwerp, not too far from Mechelen.

40-ish should be easily doable, the remaining 60 can probably be gotten by using the friends of the first 40.

I'd like a frontline role at first though, can't let all the valuable OFP experience go to waste... biggrin_o.gif

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I live there too near mechelen.

Maybe i can get some peeps from: reet (ass), willebroek (want pants), boom (tree), ruisbroek (static noise pants) too join

Hehe got to love the names of the towns here  wink_o.gif  biggrin_o.gif

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Better start considering armament. I say 7.62 at least. I've got some M14s readily available to me, problem is, they're for drill, they have no ironsights, and I'm not sure if they work, and getting them to Belgium is a real bitch.

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Quote[/b] ]3. Key for handcuffs found on table next to his cell.

Haha but we are improving

Previous time it was a gun in his room(unloaded but still...)

And that time he got away  crazy_o.gif

Actually the keys were hidden in a pack of sugar...

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Actually the keys were hidden in a pack of sugar...

Hmm, wasn't it salt?

Anyway, back on topic: Revolution!!!!

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With the recent Microsoft fine, I think you can expect Bill Gates to offer the Belgian revolutionaries some cash wink_o.giftounge_o.gif .

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First thing in a revolution you have to attack a:

- economic keypoint: for control over the goverment

- military target: makes a good strike, trie to get the army on your side, military equipment for the revolution

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Quote[/b] ]With the recent Microsoft fine, I think you can expect Bill Gates to offer the Belgian revolutionaries some cash

Depends on witch people join the revolution

He already met with some people in brussel but they weren't too glad with the offer.

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I can hire some CS-players to rush in the first wave. All I need is the girls address and phone number in DarkLights signature. It's hypnotising....

[Disclaimer]Tamme is in no way invoved in the CS-scene. Some of his friends are and through them he could easily get involved. Tamme is in no way interested in doing so.*

*unless the conditions described in the main post are met

[/disclaimer]

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LOL if it were not for the fact that i dont want to my life in a Belgian jail cell, i would offer you a Pathfinders Mercenary Corporation contract. Current staff is me, i have extensive combat experience as a veteran of "operation flashpoint",  wink_o.gif  and only charge small ammounts. Oh and next year i will actually have jungle survival skills, so, actually, if anyone seriously wants to do some merc'ing in jungle....... wink_o.gif LMAO

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Quote[/b] ]Oh and next year i will actually have jungle survival skills

Oh yeah OFP 2 skills tounge_o.gif

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Actually the keys were hidden in a pack of sugar...

Hmm, wasn't it salt?

Anyway, back on topic: Revolution!!!!

Salt, sugar, it all looks the same to me, don't ask me in what i put the keys man, i didn't have a lot of time to think about it...

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I can hire some CS-players to rush in the first wave. All I need is the girls address and phone number in DarkLights signature. It's hypnotising....

Impressive, huh? smile_o.gif

Damn... i love my signature tounge_o.gif

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No, im going to Ecuador for 6 months. rock.gif Then ill come back and learn some jungle survival skills in OFP 2 tounge_o.gif

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