zooloo75 834 Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) What is Derpmod? Derpmod is an idea of simulating a script-kiddy hacker on your game. A random AI will be selected as the hacker (the unit may godmode himself at times and may seem to never run out of ammo, even teleporting to you or other units). Derpmod aims to bring the frustration of hackers right to your game! Tired of the same boring Agia Maria in Stratis? Add some spice to your town and have a hacker make all your buildings spin around, or attach dogs to your head. "Oh look, a friendly chicken... *BOOM* EXPLOSION!" Random juxtaposed animals that explode when units get near them. Man, this mission has no vehicles? Problem? There's no problem, someone just spawned a bunch of Littlebirds all over the map. Have at it! Man these AI are tough! Woah, did they all just drop dead? Is that a truck about to fall on me? Why is that AI always standing still whenever something bad happens? Why is my screen shaking so much?! The colors on my screen are spazzing out! Who is dropping all these bombs everywhere? Why am I attached to a rocket? Why am I stuck to the grenade I just threw?! Why is that guy sitting on top of a dog? I don't recall this being part of the mission! I hear gunshots as if they are right next to me, but there's no one here! There's a ghost shooting at people! Why are we all standing in a house that is spawned 1000 meters in the air while we wear nothing but underwear? Huh? Why am I getting all these messages from Battleye? I'm in singleplayer!! :O I wonder why the mission developer placed all these grenades on the ground. When am I ever going to need to use all of thes *BOOM BOOM BOOM* *PLAYER FLIES AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS* What is going on?!! Coming soon to a singleplayer experience near you. Edited June 25, 2014 by zooloo75 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainObvious 95 Posted June 25, 2014 Oh yes! SO HYPED! :D:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainAzimuth 714 Posted June 25, 2014 This... Is... The most... Actually, i'd like this, just for random fun. A change in things to do to waste time, i guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProfTournesol 956 Posted June 25, 2014 My eyes are already bleeding by reading the OP :dd: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babylonjoke 22 Posted June 25, 2014 ahah sounds absolutly good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zooloo75 834 Posted June 25, 2014 needs comic sans I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SavageCDN 231 Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) ooooh... .can you add more splosions and/or Michael Bay effects? http://youtu.be/dT0J0rcJTLo Edited July 10, 2014 by SavageCDN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zooloo75 834 Posted June 25, 2014 ooooh... .can you add more splosions and/or Michael Bay effects?http://coub.com/view/10btyt9c This is a must! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tankbuster 1746 Posted June 25, 2014 needs comic sans hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miketim 20 Posted June 25, 2014 Do you plan on making this multiplayer compatible? Where a player can be the..... troll? :cool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zooloo75 834 Posted June 25, 2014 Do you plan on making this multiplayer compatible?Where a player can be the..... troll? :cool: I believe plenty of mods do exist already. Sent from my HTC One V using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeoArmageddon 958 Posted June 25, 2014 I believe plenty of mods do exist already.Sent from my HTC One V using Tapatalk I want the scriptkiddie AI on my server ASAP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EO 11277 Posted June 25, 2014 Sounds awesome, folks we've just entered the Twilight Zone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miketim 20 Posted June 26, 2014 @zooloo That was a joke... By the way :eek: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zooloo75 834 Posted June 26, 2014 @zoolooThat was a joke... By the way :eek: I know :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
