How to get a girlfriend?

[Aculaud 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ May 29 2002,18:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's all about self confidence and a shaven scrotum my man.  <span id='postcolor'>

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[Antichrist 0]

Hmmmm...... sounds like a good idea....

[advocatexxx 0]

I'm talking to a chick now.  We speak of the philosophies involving the nature of life, quantum physics, poetry, naval history, rock n' roll music, hollywood cinematography, sociological issues.  

Come to think of it I have quite a lot in common with her.  

Scary thing is we often think of the same things at the same time.

Ever had a moment when you and someone else said something identical at the same exact time ?  And the next word you said was also the same ?  Yah. I've had that about 3 times.  Fucking freaks me out.

[Antichrist 0]

2 advocatexxx

You can talk???

[Bosun 0]

...find the quirky ugly duckling in your school,,,ten years from now she will blossom...and she'll always remember you.

[cpl_BOB 0]

Well i live in ENGLAND, where funnily all girls are ugly and fridged (spelling?), in fact in 17 years the only girl i been really close too is a receptionist who told me she is married.!!! D'OH!!!

so KAGETYS i sympathize with you mate, i have lead my life the way you have, and have shit to show for it...

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm talking to a chick now. We speak of the philosophies involving the nature of life, quantum physics, poetry, naval history, rock n' roll music, hollywood cinematography, sociological issues.<span id='postcolor'>

Uhhh...yeah, that'll get you laid real quick. Bragging about how smart you think you are.

[kegetys 2]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SpaceAlex @ May 30 2002,04:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Kegetys @ May 30 2002,01:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (timmy @ May 30 2002,01:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">-to kegetys, how have you lived without girls for 18 years, please explain.<span id='postcolor'>

Um... Well... I have sat in front of my computer all day? Except school of course, though where im at school now (for the last 2 years) we have computers in most classes as I study computer shite <span id='postcolor'>

LOL. So that's you on your avantar. Because you're wearing a glasses.  <span id='postcolor'>

Who else would it be

[Sadico 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cybrid @ May 30 2002,01:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">WKK Gimbal Posted on May 29 2002,192

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WKK Gimbal Posted on May 29 2002,18:56

IMHO, a loveless life is totally pointless

but what if one is incapable of love?

Bullshit -- are you a robot? <span id='postcolor'>

I think I have limited emotions <maybe i forced myself to go that way>. Just think of me as a non-violent boarderline sociopath<span id='postcolor'>

Great, i've finaly met someone like me!

[Longinius 1]

"But what do you do if they want to know somthing about you?"

Lie.

"And what the hell are you supposed to say if they ask "what are you thinking" This has happened to me several times, and I can't just say that I'm pondering how how much weakening the rear springs on a stock car at Daytona would improve aerodynamics. Do most guys ever think of anything worth while, or at least somthing the girls would find interesting?"

Lie.

Few guys ever managed to pick up girls by telling the truth. Those that did are either rich or famous. You are neither. So, lie. I didn't have to lie to get my girlfriend though because she allready knew me. I just had to be drunk. And so did she.

[timmy 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Longinius @ May 29 2002,19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I just had to be drunk. And so did she.<span id='postcolor'>

that always works

[Sadico 1]

Hehehe being a bit drunk will make it easier, but if you drink too much... Just remember, never look at your friends when you are talking to the girl. If you are drunk they'll start laughing at you, and you'll start laughing off your ass and the girl will most likely get angry. Also don't smoke hemp, it will make you laugh even more.

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

delete (better that way)

[SpaceAlex 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (timmy @ May 30 2002,15:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Longinius @ May 29 2002,19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I just had to be drunk. And so did she.<span id='postcolor'>

that always works<span id='postcolor'>

Sure. And you won't know what happened when you'll wake up.

[Sadico 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ May 30 2002,15:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">delete (better that way)<span id='postcolor'>

You mean you have deleted one of your posts or are you telling me to delete mine??

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

No, I deleted mine. I posted a link to the official student Site of my faculty. We take digital pictures of all our parties and post them for all to see! But I had some remources

[Major Fubar 0]

I ate an 800g steak for dinner tonight.

No relevance to this post, but I just had to share that.

Red meat = good.

[Sadico 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Red meat = good.<span id='postcolor'>

Agreed Hehehehe i can't get fat no matter how much i eat! i'm great!

[WKK Gimbal 0]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm ... meat.

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

800g? Wow you gonna have nightmares tonight! YOur stomach is gonna revolt!

[Hardliner 0]

Dating at High School. Gee how wonderful. Its great when people can kiss their girlfriend in everyones view but noone cares. When I start getting attention from girls that is designed to make me BLUSH everyone starts on me. I mean the whole class. With the popular people its fine to do that but if I was even SEEN near a girl the rumers would fly.

For me I do not want or need a girl. I am more cold than loving or whatever you want to call it. It would seem alot of guys simply want to screw around with girls. I can not stand the emotion involved in relationships(any of them). I do not see the need in having a girl just because everyone else has one either that is just stupid.

Simply "waiting" for the right one does not always work either, some people do not meet the right one.

A friend of mine used to call me up to 4 times a week about this girl he liked, he was obsest with her and was constantly wanting to talk about it, so I was in a sense counselling him even tho I have had no experiance with girls what so ever. I knew more than him about things. He wanted to ask this girl out that he had known for a few years but he wanted their first date to be "more than just friends" but she wouldn't have it and he took it as an insult. I tried to explain that she wanted to be friends with him but he wanted to make more of it before they had even started it. While talking to him about it all I got the feeling like I already knew about it all(girls and relationships) but I had no experiance in it. Maybe its common sense or maybe its just the way I think. Or maybe some powerful being put it in my mind so I would NOT suffer the fate like others have.

When I went to my other friends birthday party (he is the girls cousin) she was there too. I met her at last but I did not take on with any girls that night. She was skiny and I suppose attractive but I just did not see any point in it. I prefered to drink alone outside and listen to the music that was at full volume till gone 4am. Not bad being alone. One of my friends other cousins asked if I wanted to go inside with everyone else but I said no. Never take on with girls much at all. I hear about hearts breaking and emotional problems but I am fine because I have not been through it. I hope I never do either. Alot of girls call all guys jerks because of it. But I do not have to worry about it.

[WKK Gimbal 0]

Hardliner, have you ever wondered why other guys seek relationships despite all the bullshit that comes with it? You say you have no experience with girls, so maybe you don't know what you're missing? I don't think I would have chosen to become a lone wolf without first trying and see what I was saying no to.

Sure, there's tons of bullshit and you learn to ignore it. But I see few other things that can provide a totally physical and spiritual feeling of happyness (I know that sounds like hippie bullocks but it's true).

[Hardliner 0]

Everytime the situation has presented itself (not much at all thank goodness) I have always thought no. I have never had a good feeling when it happens. I am not the social type when it comes to dealing with people face to face. I am not the giving type. I can not be bothered with most things in life. Somehow I get the "been there done that" feeling making the effert pointless anyway. Hell I do not even care for money. Some people have told me I need a girlfriend and others say it solves nothing. I do not see it as a need.

Besides most girls would not like my true personallity, my dark side or some of my extremist views on certain topics.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hardliner @ May 30 2002,18:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">A friend of mine used to call me up to 4 times a week about this girl he liked, he was obsest with her and was constantly wanting to talk about it, so I was in a sense counselling him even tho I have had no experiance with girls what so ever. I knew more than him about things. He wanted to ask this girl out that he had known for a few years but he wanted their first date to be "more than just friends" but she wouldn't have it and he took it as an insult. I tried to explain that she wanted to be friends with him but he wanted to make more of it before they had even started it. While talking to him about it all I got the feeling like I already knew about it all(girls and relationships) but I had no experiance in it. Maybe its common sense or maybe its just the way I think. Or maybe some powerful being put it in my mind so I would NOT suffer the fate like others have.<span id='postcolor'>

Or maybe you have no idea at all. The cynicism with which so many of you guys approach females is disturbing.

[Hardliner 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ May 30 2002,19:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Or maybe you have no idea at all.<span id='postcolor'>

Oh of course I have no idea. I have no idea at all about anything. How kind of you to inform me that I am a clueless humanoid.