How to get a girlfriend?

[Tex -USMC- 0]

Fuck off man, you know thats not what I meant. I said that because you say you know all about something that you have never experienced and obviously hold no value in. Thats your prerogative to be cynical and close minded, but its my right to think that you are completely wrong, and say so also. If you think I was mocking you, then you completely missed my whole point.

[Hardliner 0]

Maybe I know enough about myself to avoid such things. At least I'm not hurting anyone emotionally.

[Hardliner 0]

Well I'm not in a good mood tonight.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

no, really? you? bad mood? nahh...

look, Im not gonna give you shit about your views, but I do disagree with them, and since it is a forum, Im going to post what I think, even (especially ) when I know someone is going to disagree. Thats just how it is.

Youre still wrong

[Hardliner 0]

If you read the post you would have seen that I said "I got the feeling like I already knew about it all" I said this because compared to him I felt like I knew more than him.

I did not say I do know it all. I am glad I do not. The last part was messing around. Who is wrong?

Also I would NOT post all my views on certain topics otherwise I would be banned.

[WKK Gimbal 0]

Well Hardliner, how old are you? You have the cynicism of someone who has been kicked in the head for 40 years. So if you're indeed much younger than this age, that cynicism can only spawn from inexperience and naivity fueling a borderline depression. You certainly don't sound like a happy person. I'm sure these guys you mention who has to put up with all the crap of relationships, in spite of it are much happier. Does that make you think?

One of the conclusions I've come to in life, is that if you think you know everything about a subject, you really don't know anything about it at all. It's first when you actually dig into the very fabric of the subject that you realize how insanely complicated a structure it really has.

An example: People always assume that other people's jobs are much simpler and easier than their own.

It's simple ignorance. Only way to fight it is to practice things, to be curious and openminded, avoiding drawing naive and simplified conclusions and sticking with those.

You're not gonna get anywhere if you avoid human contact - discussion is the only way to test your views and conclusions on others and have them proven or crumbled. Good friends as well as emotional contact with others is necessary in order to evolve as a human being. Nothing really beats those moments when someone else takes your whole view on something and twist it around, making you see it all from a totally new and refreshing perspective. Hide inside a shell of selfassured illusions, arrogance and poorly based conclusions and you will end up as an undeveloped and bitter child in an old mans body. I'm not bullshitting ya.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

Gimbal has a point. Now stop playin psychologist, I need some new Oxygen weapons for OFP!

[WKK Gimbal 0]

I can't help it! Really, it gives me an odd kind of joy to talk about such subjects. When my mates and I are really drunk we always talk about such shit...

[Tex -USMC- 0]

I totally agree. Talkin about stuff like that with your pals (while slightly f-d up, not necessary, but it helps) is very amusing, and sometimes educating

[cybrid 0]

I think I can agree with Hardliner to some limited extend. Having a girlfriend sounds like such an obligation, and I'm barely keeping up with life as it is. Sure i'd like to try it once, but a series of one night stands <with differant women> sounds pretty good too. I just do want to worry about what she is going to think about me tommorow, and I just can't connect with people emotionaly. I often have very different feelings about stuff than other people do. And like hardliner, most girls don't like my real personality. I do have a fake personality that I use in public, but they can see through it in a very short amount of time. Some girls like me for a very short amount of time because they think I'm mysterious and poetic, but they come to learn that this is just dark and demented <just like industrial music>.

By the way, how old are you hardliner?

[cybrid 0]

By the way <I> am not a depressed person, just a little different.

[IsthatyouJohnWayne 0]

HAHahahaha

this is starting to sound like 'teen-help forum' or something

Just wait till you (or -I-a crazy person) have had a partner whos been sexually abused-

then youll REALLY know what complicated relationships are.

[Scorpio 0]

OMG! Where have i been? just a few hours and....BOOM. The thread explodes into about 50 pages of pointless, er...non pointless posts. I cant be bothered to read all the posts, so bear with me...

Ive just been chatting to mine now. If you are a nerd, or dont know how to socilize with the opposite sex, then you have no other choice but just to be romantic and romantically funny towards them. Like me, well, sort of . Just talk with any who dont have boyfriends and i mean the hot ones, and just TALK to them. just talk to them about their likings. Take AntiChrist's advice, very cheeky smiles indeed.

I meet girls every day, and i have no problem, i get 90's and i still can impress them with my riches. Just try to impress them ok?

[MaxTork 0]

Yeah, well I can see where some of the guys in high school are coming from. I found that it was easier to get girlfriends after high school. Don't get me wrong, I loved high school, especially me senior year, but in high school it is hard to really to meet new girls outside of your group of friends, because of the way high school often works. The trick is to get in with a group of friends that consists of good looking girls.

[cybrid 0]

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HAHahahaha

this is starting to sound like 'teen-help forum' or something

Just wait till you (or -I-a crazy person) have had a partner whos been sexually abused-

then youll REALLY know what complicated relationships are. <span id='postcolor'>

I have not and will not abuse a girl//women

That is punishable by death in the "New Country" <don't ask>

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have not and will not abuse a girl//women

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I think he was refering to having a girlfriend who has been abused in the past. And from personal experience, I know how much of an 'adventure' that can be

I tend to agree that punishment for those sorts of crimes should be harsh...especially since it seems to be habitual.

[Assault (CAN) 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hide inside a shell of selfassured illusions, arrogance and poorly based conclusions and you will end up as an undeveloped and bitter child in an old mans body. I'm not bullshitting ya.<span id='postcolor'>

I have never heard such a truer word spoken before, your spot on Gimbal.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Gimbal has a point. Now stop playin psychologist, I need some new Oxygen weapons for OFP!<span id='postcolor'>

Yeah Gimbal, whatever happend to your M-249? Still a work in progress? Or have I been living under a rock for the past few months and never noticed it's release?

Tyler

[Tovarish 0]

Whatever you do, try to avoid anyone with a lot of emotional baggage. Also, take it slow at first. If you see the relationshop go light-speed after the first date, it's going to be fleeting, and if you get to like the girl too much too fast you'll be crushed if she changes her mind about you.

Last year I fell in love (yep, the big L, no doubt about it) with this girl over the course of a week. We had a hell of a lot in common. She was Israeli-Russian, I'm Cuban-Russian. We both grew up without a father, we've both been dragged around the world like a piece of luggage, and she hated pop music as much as I do. Then she started avoiding me, so I called her up and asked her straight out is we had a problem, and she said "of course not, ive just been busy". The very next day, she calls me and gives me the "it's not you, it's me" line, and says she's just not ready, asks if we can be friends, and as messed up as it all was I said yes. I never heard from that crazy chick again.

which brings me to my last piece of advice, NEVER try to understand them, you might as well try to explain the universe.

[-76-Chavez 0]

Just waiting for the Avon Lady to give us some good advices...

[WKK Gimbal 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ May 30 2002,23:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yeah Gimbal, whatever happend to your M-249? Still a work in progress? Or have I been living under a rock for the past few months and never noticed it's release?

Tyler<span id='postcolor'>

I've stopped making addons for OFP, as it began to take too much of my time - there was only the choise of letting it escalate or quitting out. I found I was becoming tempted to neglect other things in favour of config hacking, texture tweaking, model making, what have you... so I quitted before the darkside got it's grasp in me.

Jake Farmer made a beautiful model of the M249 and I told him that he could use my config and stuff if he wished to or incorporate it with someone elses mod.

[cybrid 0]

The Avon Lady can tell us what women really want

[Mora2 0]

Quote Tovarish:

"Whatever you do, try to avoid anyone with a lot of emotional baggage. Also, take it slow at first. If you see the relationshop go light-speed after the first date, it's going to be fleeting, and if you get to like the girl too much too fast you'll be crushed if she changes her mind about you.

Last year I fell in love (yep, the big L, no doubt about it) with this girl over the course of a week. We had a hell of a lot in common. She was Israeli-Russian, I'm Cuban-Russian. We both grew up without a father, we've both been dragged around the world like a piece of luggage, and she hated pop music as much as I do. Then she started avoiding me, so I called her up and asked her straight out is we had a problem, and she said "of course not, ive just been busy". The very next day, she calls me and gives me the "it's not you, it's me" line, and says she's just not ready, asks if we can be friends, and as messed up as it all was I said yes. I never heard from that crazy chick again.

which brings me to my last piece of advice, NEVER try to understand them, you might as well try to explain the universe."

That shit always happens...at least one day in your life....and well...that speech:

"it´s not you,it´s just me...can we be friends?" is memorable and has unlimited variants...

Don´t worry...i felt in love with an Austrian Girl....considering i live in Spain and distance is a......welll....

My advice:

Don´t fall in love with any chick that lives outside your country....anything you do can make you mad....doesn´t matter if you declare to her...she´ll go.....and even worst if you don´t say her nothing...then you´ll remember that for a long time....

Fuck as much as you can and try avoiding love stories...

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">which brings me to my last piece of advice, NEVER try to understand them, you might as well try to explain the universe.<span id='postcolor'>

Back in the crusades, this English knight gets sererated from his mates and ends up out in the desert. After two days wandering the desert he comes across this bottle, and hoping it contains something to drink, and opens it. Out pops a genie!

The genie tells him that he can have any wish he wants. The Englishman says he wants to go home, but since he gets horribly seasick, he wants a road from the desert to London built, and then a string of horses with all the supplies he needs.

The genie blinks and says 'Even for a genie, this is impossible! The first good sandstorm and the road will be buried, not to speak of the bridges that would have to be built! Impossible! Chose something else'

The man says 'Well then. I have always wanted to understand women. What makes them laugh, what makes them cry. That's my wish then, to understand what makes women tick.'

The genies then says..

Was that two lanes, or four?

[-76-Chavez 0]

Do you remember that "lie lie lie"-advice?

It is a fraud, it doesnt work at all!

Just talked to a girl and had to see that this "lie"-stuff kicked my ass big time...

Dont try this "lie"-stuff at home!

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The very next day, she calls me and gives me the "it's not you, it's me" line, and says she's just not ready, asks if we can be friends, and as messed up as it all was I said yes. I never heard from that crazy chick again.

<span id='postcolor'>

Damn, girls are the same all over the world.

I do love women so so much though. They are the most wonderful thing ever. They look good, smell good, and taste good. I'm not complete without one (or three). Feel sorry for some of you guys. Must be married to your PC's. Probably virgins too. Try living without women after you get it for the first time. I'm telling you that thing leaches all of the testosterone out of your body for a few hours and then it comes back about tenfold. Ahhhh, sex is the finest. <----- (obviously getting some right now)