How to get a girlfriend?

[kegetys 2]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ May 30 2002,21:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you will end up as an undeveloped and bitter child in an old mans body.<span id='postcolor'>

Sounds like me in the future

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ahhhh, sex is the finest. <----- (obviously getting some right now)<span id='postcolor'>

Now who is too attached to their computer. Having sex and posting at the same time shows you have your priorities a little out of whack

And I totally agree.... once you've had a reasonably lasting relationship, not having one can make you a little mental I am living proof

[cybrid 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Warin Posted on May 30 2002,20:46

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Ahhhh, sex is the finest. <----- (obviously getting some right now)

Now who is too attached to their computer. Having sex and posting at the same time shows you have your priorities a little out of whack

And I totally agree.... once you've had a reasonably lasting relationship, not having one can make you a little mental I am living proof <span id='postcolor'>

Isn't that a reason not to start then??? lol

you can't miss what you've never had

[Renagade 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cybrid @ May 30 2002,01:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">SpaceAlex Posted on May 29 2002,19:17

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WKK Gimbal Posted on May 29 2002,18:56

IMHO, a loveless life is totally pointless

but what if one is incapable of love?

Bullshit -- are you a robot?  

I think I have limited emotions <maybe i forced myself to go that way>. Just think of me as a non-violent boarderline sociopath

You have no heart.  <span id='postcolor'>

A <heart> is inneffecient//inconveinent.<span id='postcolor'>

that`d make a great agent :|

[cybrid 0]

by the way my last post was sarcastic

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Isn't that a reason not to start then??? lol

you can't miss what you've never had<span id='postcolor'>

The ya go. A perfect reason

Sheesh.

How old are you, did you say?

[cybrid 0]

I wouldn't make that good of an agent, I'm a terrible lier and a bit of a coward. The only good thing i could do for that job is shoot straight

[cybrid 0]

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Isn't that a reason not to start then??? lol

you can't miss what you've never had

The ya go. A perfect reason

Sheesh.

How old are you, did you say? <span id='postcolor'>

I said i was being sarcastic, and for the record I am 16

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

Just take my advice, Let nature take it place.

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Isn't that a reason not to start then??? lol

you can't miss what you've never had <span id='postcolor'>

Maybe, but you're gonna get some sooner or later. Usually when you least expect it. The first time you beat that pussy up there is no going back. Damn you nature for making it so fun! It can get you in alot of trouble. I've been lucky so far.

[Tovarish 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ May 31 2002,02:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Try living without women after you get it for the first time. I'm telling you that thing leaches all of the testosterone out of your body for a few hours and then it comes back about tenfold. Ahhhh, sex is the finest. <----- (obviously getting some right now)<span id='postcolor'>

Don't I know it . Get dumped right before college, then I go to an engineering campus, where there are maybe 5 girls in my area of study, 2 of e'm good looking, both taken. Damn it's been a lot of Kleenex . After you get a little taste, NIN's "The Perfect Drug" takes on a whole new meaning...Oh well, next year all the engineering courses are being moved to the arts and business campus....lots of chicks there .

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">After you get a little taste, NIN's "The Perfect Drug" takes on a whole new meaning..<span id='postcolor'>

Trust me, I feel your pain brother. Just got out of a 3 month dry spell.

[Warin 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Trust me, I feel your pain brother. Just got out of a 3 month dry spell.<span id='postcolor'>

LOL. Poor guy

Try two years, cowboy

[USSoldier11B 0]

Lol! After two years I would probably forget what it is like. It is much worse having to wait 24 hours when you know that you are going to get it.

[Assault (CAN) 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I do love women so so much though. They are the most wonderful thing ever. They look good, smell good, and taste good. I'm not complete without one (or three). <span id='postcolor'>

LOL, we now have an official 'Forum Manwhore'

[arcane Simpsons reference] .......'boy, a woman is alot like a refridgerator, they are about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds....... no wait. A woman is alot like a beer, once you've had one, you'd step over your own mother's grave to get another one!' [/arcane Simpsons reference]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The first time you beat that pussy up there is no going back<span id='postcolor'>

uhhhh, don't make me turn the hose on you! I think you need a cold shower.

Tyler

[ralphwiggum 6]

mods!

let change USSoldier11B's ID from 'Tank Thief' to 'Male Gigelow(sp?)'

[USSoldier11B 0]

I'm no whore, I belong to one woman right now.

[ralphwiggum 6]

fine then how about

'Hopeless Romantic' or

'One-night stander'?

[Aculaud 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ May 30 2002,22:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm no whore, I belong to one woman right now.    <span id='postcolor'>

yeah, well.......I'm a complete slut. If even a half good looking girl walked up to me and said anything to the extent of "Lets Fuck", she would not be getting out of it.

[ralphwiggum 6]

in that case, I think Aculaud should get 'Male Gigelow' as his id..OF FAN is not good enough for you.!

[Aculaud 0]

Allow me to add the final touch:

OFP Gigolo

LOL, shit yeah!!! Mods, you reading this?

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah, well.......I'm a complete slut. If even a half good looking girl walked up to me and said anything to the extent of "Lets Fuck", she would not be getting out of it. <span id='postcolor'>

LOL! Well..........I wouldn't right now cuz I'm commited to this girl. Any other time. Yeah I'm a slut. This girl is cool though. Got it in the back of my car on the second date. Plus she's got her tounge pierced.

[FallenPaladin 0]

What`s this?!? The BRAVO/PLAYBOY section of the forums??

[Aculaud 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ May 30 2002,23:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This girl is cool though. Got it in the back of my car on the second date.<span id='postcolor'>

is that a result of her being cool, or you being a horny beyond all recognition member of the male persuasion?

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">is that a result of her being cool, or you being a horny beyond all recognition member of the male persuasion?

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No, she practically sexually assaulted me. She wanted to do it right there in my car in the middle of a college neighborhood. I drove to the park two blocks away.