How to get a girlfriend?

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WKK Gimbal Posted on May 29 2002,192

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WKK Gimbal Posted on May 29 2002,18:56

IMHO, a loveless life is totally pointless

but what if one is incapable of love?

Bullshit -- are you a robot?

I think I have limited emotions <maybe i forced myself to go that way>. Just think of me as a non-violent boarderline sociopath

You have no heart. <span id='postcolor'>

A <heart> is inneffecient//inconveinent.

[ralphwiggum 6]

ask Hilandor how he met his wife.

Actually, Hasharajima,

your intersexual experience will be valuable in the end.(no! not transsexual or anything like that!

It is a sometimes painful and emotionally upsetting/disappointing experience, but it's worth it if you look at the greater picture.

There are a lot of girls on this world, but the one that matches with you is hard to find. So don't be upset if girls are dumb and meaningless.

You might be ridiculed, but that's part of learning how to meet to other gender. You have to start from somewhere, so don't worry.

When you love a girl with all your heart for the firsttime, depending upon how it never works out, you will be heartbroken. If the intensity was high, it'll take you long time to get over it. but don't be disappointed. from that experience, you'll learn about yourself, and others(girls).

Just becuase a cute girl won't go out with you, don't worry about it. In highschool, those girls tend to be the ones that become mirage of crowd, not an individual. One of the funny things that I see is that in highschool, it seems so important that you find a girl. However, most of them donot become husband and wife. It's puppy love.(but you learn things from it anyway).

Girls tend to like listeners. When they talk, they want PSYCHOLOGICAL intimacy, not PHYSICAL(guys way). You can sympathize with them on their issues and etc. But don't loose yourself(well may be a bit..considering some posts that you made seems quite geek-y)

When you go to collge, you'll still see a lot of couples. but that does not mean anything. hardly. I've seen numerous incidents of those couples in love never make it through college years. If you are just looking for girls, it's ok. but if you are looking for a spouse, never hurry.

Here are some quotes that describe female in general, sarcasticaly

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Lady:How do you write woman so well?

Jack: First, I think of man. Then I take away reason and accountability

Anonymous: A psychologist claims that there are 28 kinds of women. That means he has met only 28 women.

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What country are you in right now? Are you familiar with term 'boba'?

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

women like men with BIG MUSCLES.

[kegetys 2]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (timmy @ May 30 2002,01:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">-to kegetys, how have you lived without girls for 18 years, please explain.<span id='postcolor'>

Um... Well... I have sat in front of my computer all day? Except school of course, though where im at school now (for the last 2 years) we have computers in most classes as I study computer shite

[Hasha 2]

I think I will follow kegety's way of life.

BTW, girls are JUST FUCKING STUPID IN MY SCHOOL, no matter what grade or race (well not all but 99%++ are)

Yeah I am 17 and I am attending high school in Canada and have been in Canada for 2 years, moved from SIngapore.

Do you guys think that those girls in high school who has a boyfriend just want them for their money, car and show off.?Cos after looking looking around, those guys with cars mainly have girlfriends but both the couples are ASS PIG farted stupid pple, I mean mentally and literally stupid! And guys who are really smart, getting high 90s and have no car do not have girlfriends. The conclusion I drew basically is that asshole and fucked up girls just want stupid BF for their car money and showoff.

[Antichrist 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SKULLS_Viper @ May 30 2002,01:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Just take her into your room, lock the door, and just let nature take it places. <span id='postcolor'>

Never ever do anything like that, especially if you promised you won't do "anything stupid"!!!!!!!!! It can put you into really bad situation!!!!

If she asks "What are you thinking!". Just say "What do you think I am thinking....." and look at her with a really cheesy smile!

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

Take advise from, 'The love expert'.

[WKK Gimbal 0]

Hasha, listen to Ralph. He's right. Oh, and don't watch too much MTV, it'll just fuck ya up. Girls don't think "gangstas" are cool. They'd rather share an intimate conversation than be a pet to some smartass all obsessed about himself and his gold chains tis true

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No offence Hasharajima but I think I speak for everyone when I say I had no idea you were 17 years old.

[Antichrist 0]

Who is a love expert?

[Assault (CAN) 1]

The thing I found out is that the girls that are worth staying with are the ones that you come upon suddenly. Don't bother chasing girls, you won't get much out of it. And don't worry about being alone, a girl will come along eventually.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> saying "that's true", "for sure" and "you're right" are powerfull phrases you use when she's talking about her "feelings". you want to keep them talking about themselves and eventually they'll think you're a "nice guy" <span id='postcolor'>

That works if you want to get a chick in the sack but honestly, I can't stand girls that blab on and on about themselves. I prefer a good conversation and I hate pandering to them. I prefer the smart/'t-shirt and jeans' type girl, they are more interesting to talk to and hang-out with, in general.

The best advice I can possibly give is; talk to them like they are people and don't be shy, confidence is cool.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I am chinese so I basically look for chinese girls but they are JUST SO FUCKING STUPID!!! <span id='postcolor'>

LOL, and I thought that the whole 'giggling Asian school-girl' thing was just a stereotype.

Tyler

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If she asks "What are you thinking!". Just say "What do you think I am thinking....." and look at her with a really cheesy smile!<span id='postcolor'>

Thats usually where I get slapped

[Antichrist 0]

It always worked for me................ ok I never actually said it very often..... I just said whatever came into mind first.......... and it has to be really confusing so while she's thinking WTF?? you can actually make something better up

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Thats usually where I get slapped <span id='postcolor'>

(every one say "ooooooooooooo")

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who is a love expert?<span id='postcolor'>

Me Just kiding.

[ralphwiggum 6]

well Hasharajima,

it's your decision, so whatever you do, trust yourself.

yes, your observation is sharp. most ppl who are more interested in finding an intimate relationships tend to be the ones that tend to go for immediate gratification, forgoing better return in future.

AFAIS, the earlier you put intimate relationship as priority, more chance of getting fuc*ed up in future you'll be.

What is important is YOUSELF. If you can get yourself together, then your relationship, that's the right way. Patients pays of, if coupled with diligence. Right now, those ppl might show off their fancy cars and hot girlfriends, but those do not represent what they are. When you go out to society, i.e. RL, there are alot of ppl like that. But as long as you can get yourself together, that's what counts.

Trust yourself, do what you like, and don't hesitate to work harder and study harder while others are busy writing soap operas. When you are out in the society, ppl tend to seek someone who is successful, and in many cases, those successful ppl tend to be the ones that invested time in making better of themselves. And if you are more succesful, classier women you'll meet and that's a bonus.

ofcourse, don't forget the importance of socializing. not club-hopping but being able to communicate with ppl.

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Just take her into your room, lock the door, and just let nature take it places.

Never ever do anything like that, especially if you promised you won't do "anything stupid"!!!!!!!!! It can put you into really bad situation!!!!

If she asks "What are you thinking!". Just say "What do you think I am thinking....." and look at her with a really cheesy smile! <span id='postcolor'>

I guess that makes sence....................................maybe i'll try that one day

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

Ahhh, i have the perfecto sollution. Try internet dating.

[Antichrist 0]

That's exactly what I said!! Try finding a girl on ICQ from you town.... talk to her for couple of weeks, exchange photos if you want........ then ask her out to the movies.... and then after that approximately a week later ask her out again if she says yes twice you're in!

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

You did not say it, you typed it.

[SKULLS_Viper 0]

Oh you might wana try dating.com or some thing like that.I remeber seeing it on classmates or what ever it was.

[WKK Gimbal 0]

just my oppinion, but I think e-dating doesn't build the skills and experiences important to learn when being around other people out in the world. On the net you can't communicate with or read bodylanguage -- which is very important. I know people who spend alot of time in chat rooms about 2 years ago, looking for girlfriends ... well, they still sit there in the very same chatrooms which has become their entire social scene. Very sad I think.

If you don't have any subjects to talk about, try turning off your computer for a week or even a month and read a pile of good books instead of sitting like a zombie flying the same Hind you did yesterday. You might be surprised how good old litterature can kick your ass and make your mind twist!

If you don't think there's any girls around you connect with, try going to some concerts with bands you like. The girls there will have your taste in music, which is a good base for connecting.

And finally: if you wanna sell baking powder, don't label it salt. Or as the (otherwise lame) Sprite commercial says: "Don't try to be someone you're not."

Damn, this thread can be compiled as a dating guide later

[red oct 2]

I gota better solution than dating services,

How to pick up chicks lesson 1

go there ^

[USSoldier11B 0]

It's all about self confidence and a shaven scrotum my man.

[SpaceAlex 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Kegetys @ May 30 2002,01:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (timmy @ May 30 2002,01:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">-to kegetys, how have you lived without girls for 18 years, please explain.<span id='postcolor'>

Um... Well... I have sat in front of my computer all day? Except school of course, though where im at school now (for the last 2 years) we have computers in most classes as I study computer shite <span id='postcolor'>

LOL. So that's you on your avantar. Because you're wearing a glasses.

[Assault (CAN) 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's all about self confidence and a shaven scrotum my man.<span id='postcolor'>

When you first meet girls you show them your self-confidence and then your shorn scrotum? How many times have you been charged with indecent exposure?

Tyler