You know you are a bad ofp player when

[Burl 0]

"you know yer bad when..." you set the time bomb and wonder for about 2 minutes how to set the der thing, walk away... turn around walk back to retrieve the dern thing, and it goes off killing your whole squad." DOH!

Burl

[Thehamster 0]

Deciding to run behind a T-80, as they can't shoot you there and having them reverse over you.

[canukausiuka 1]

Losing a Co-op mission because you tried to drive your Humvee while looking at your map, and went full-bore into a powerpole... (fortunately I drove my own humvee and didn't crash, so not quite everyone was dead. )

[Tex -USMC- 0]

...lol these are great

[Wobble 1]

when you actually expect the AI drivers to go where you tell them.

[Assault (CAN) 1]

In the 'After Montinac' mission, you try and drive away from a Soviet squad in a tractor.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

Assault, Ill bet you tried that didnt you... lol. I remember the first time I did that mission, I actually thought if I got to the town in time, I would be evac-ed... wrong! so here I am in friggin civvy compact car, rippin down this road at about, oh, 30, dodgin machine gun fire, tank fire, and that damn Hind...

I make it to the town with 30 seconds to spare, and all I find are a shitload of commies. nooooo!! I got blown to tiny bits. I did eventually figure out what you had to do to beat that mission (after 10 or so tries).

[Assault (CAN) 1]

I didn't find the car, but I did find the tractor

[Hilandor 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Mar. 18 2002,16:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">.... you cry because you can't make it through the obstacle course in the 1985 Campaign's TRAINING mission.  <span id='postcolor'>

lololol so im not the only one then, im sure the seargant said " go between the concrete blocks i did didnt realise he meant go over obstacles on the way lol

[FallenPaladin 0]

You climb the hill in the first SCUD-mission, guess it was Pathfinder, kill all the spetznatz and the SCUD, but when running back to the insertion point, you fall down the side of the hill which is almost vertical. Results in a scream, but the falling continues (I was way to fast ) and finally in death.

I almost ate my keyboard

[DaCrytter 0]

You hide behind a friendly tank or APC to get away from an attack chopper.

You trust the AI with a LAW or AT Launcher when your in the middle of a forest.

You run in front of an AI machine gunner and expect him to hold fire.

You expect friendly tanks to automatically avoid your mines.

[Hilandor 1]

when u start wishing there was a seagull simm cos ur great at flying

[Damage Inc 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Mar. 19 2002,06:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">In the 'After Montinac' mission, you try and drive away from a Soviet squad in a tractor. <span id='postcolor'>

I managed to do that

[DaCrytter 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hilandor @ Mar. 19 2002,15:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">when u start wishing there was a seagull simm   cos ur great at flying<span id='postcolor'>

You spend a lot of time in mutiplayer games as a seagull.

[LordZach 0]

you expect the AI on your team to stay out of the way when you are firing a fully automatic weapon

[Mister Frag 0]

You tell friend from foe based solely on the type of rifle they are carrying.