Scorpio 0 Posted March 16, 2004 - When you start looking for the HUD when in a vehicle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingN 251 Posted March 16, 2004 - When you accidentally fall from a 2 meters high cliff you shout "iiaeeeieaeaeiaeeeeeeeh" and go prone. You have to crawl 2 kilometers all the way to the nearest hospital and there you crawl near some nurse, turn on your back on the ground and wave your other hand above your head and you heal yourself. well that always feels good, don't you do that too? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hjaldar 0 Posted March 17, 2004 -when you drive fast in a car and start braking 3 km before you'd need to - when you drive overlands, get to a town, reach the marketplace, search for the flag and start to look for rebel soldiers around (CTI) - when you try to walk through a fence - when you believe that tanks could actually bounce around when hitting a wall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skynet 0 Posted March 18, 2004 u try to read maps while running or driving yelping "2 is down" when playing paintball looking for your rpg when someone cuts u off in traffic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntonVonE 0 Posted March 18, 2004 When you see a helicopter land, and you hope that it doesn't flip upside down. Anton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shinRaiden 0 Posted March 18, 2004 - when you kick/hit a door and the door moves, not you - when you start scouring GIS systems looking for any OFP'ish stuff (hey, what about Limnos in the north Ageaen sea?) - when you start thinking that OFP has more (quantity and quality) of local pundits on foriegn and domestic issues than leading news organizations - when you keep looking around the neighborhood looking for creases every 50m - when you try to reverse-engineer the fog distance level on the morning commute on a foggy day (to keep you awake and on the road) - when you realize you haven't jumped in a while because you kept thinking the function didn't exist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted March 19, 2004 - Driving down a road looking at all possible ambush points what someone can/will launch an RPG at you. And accelerating quickly past them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdmiralKarlDonuts 0 Posted March 19, 2004 You know you've played too much OFP when... - you come across a closed door and notice that the index finger on your mouse hand is instinctively scrolling to "open door." - You see a car wreck on the road and think "wow, somebody finally improved those crappy 'destroyed' models!" - You're in a car with your OFP player friends and you all start swaying back and forth in unison, making strange motions with your hands. - You're about to go to sleep and you realize that you didn't come with a "sleeping" animation, so you'll have to download an anims pack before bed. - You want your friend to help you with a package so you say "2, take package from POSTAL WORKER, 12 o'clock" - You crash your car and grumble that you need to edit the armor values in the config.cpp file, then you start looking for a repair truck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asmodeus 0 Posted March 19, 2004 You know you've played too much OFP when... -you watch a movie or tv show and say "That was a cool mission" -you wonder why your gun needs to be cleaned. -you look for the pause/break button to get a screenshot of something cool Asmo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master_Chief 0 Posted March 19, 2004 - when you can't get over the idea of changing seasons - when you see lightning you think it looks wierd and you wonder why it isn't purple - you refer to baby killers as spawn campers - you go for a drive to see if you can run out of gas before you get a ctd - you have lost the urge to shoot civilians - when you save for retirement long enough that you can buy a 12.8 x 12.8 island with some burnt out villages on it. - when you set up cardboard cutouts of trees and bushes to camouflage your workspace, but you know your boss can see you anyways because the cutouts don't have a view geometry lod - you go to an airshow and see an a-10 warthog, and you ask a nearby pilot when the U.S. started making 'round' a-10s instead of square ones - you see multiple weapons on a plane and think "good scripting" - you are suprised to see tracer fire going in a straight line - you think it is impossible to change a flat tire - you can't figure out how people can go on cruises without falling off when the ship moves - whenever you get fuel for your car you always drive away without paying - you hear on CNN about a blackhawk being shot down and you say "they should have been using a bas blackhawk with that cool countermeasure script" - you wonder why you have to eat, sleep and go to the bathroom - you have only seen 4 animals in your life: a dog, a chicken, a mule and a seagull - you think that underwater exploration is impossible - you hurt your eyes when you go outside because you forget that you can't stare at the sun - you see a passenger jet at an airport and you feel like ranting to someone about ofp modders using fs2002 textures - you always drive down the exact center of a street, regardless of lane markings, and you do this no matter which direction you are travelling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phleep 0 Posted March 19, 2004 - writing a document in MS Word and nervously write as much of it as you can before daring to use up your precious mid document save. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted March 19, 2004 - writing a document in MS Word and nervously write as much of it as you can before daring to use up your precious mid document save. LOL! Good one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andersson 285 Posted March 20, 2004 When you try to take out the OFP-CD from the cd-rom when you are going to install windows on your new, never used, computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wonderboy 0 Posted March 24, 2004 dunno about ofp, but you definately know you've used O2 too much when you're in bed trying to get to sleep and your 'mouse hand' uses the wheel to zoom in, selects a face with the left click and extends the face with the right click. scary thing, it happened to me a couple of nights ago, had to physically hold my fingers still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntonVonE 0 Posted March 25, 2004 ...when you try to get into any vehicle, just because it is unlocked. Anton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wonderboy 0 Posted March 25, 2004 -You see a chopper in the sky and wonder why its not flying 5m off the ground to prevent shilka fire.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parnakra 0 Posted March 25, 2004 You know you've played too much OFP when you convert to Hindu-belief because you're certain you'll reincarnate in a dove when you die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evishion 0 Posted April 7, 2004 Quote[/b] ]-You see a chopper in the sky and wonder why its not flying 5m off the ground to prevent shilka fire.... Â Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cozza 24 Posted April 7, 2004 You know you play to much Flashpoint when: You look through windows and see nothing but land of the other side even thoguht your in a crowd city. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commando84 0 Posted April 9, 2004 you know when you have played to much ofp when you talk about ofp with your friends so much that they get annoyed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhilippRauch 0 Posted April 9, 2004 I like these... Quote[/b] ]1: You try to explain to a priest that people will be reborn as birds after they die.When I get into my car with some friends I usually murmur "ALL getin car 4 o'clock." I also can relate to the paintball one: "Oh no! Two is down!" (Important to get the pronounciation right!!) Another one... You wish you had mapped the "Command View" Button on your remote while watching that report on Discovery Channel... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redface 1 Posted April 9, 2004 when you are constantly conjuring up possible OFP-scenarios and events in your mind, even during .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evishion 0 Posted April 10, 2004 When your looking after the print screen buttom when u see something really cool, who would be cool to have on the ofp photpgrapy post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
booradley60 0 Posted April 10, 2004 ...if you've ever looked at someone and thought "person1 inflame true" or "removeallextremities this" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nathanz 0 Posted April 10, 2004 you know when you have played to much ofp when ... Its 8am in the morning and you feel sleepy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites