You know when you have played too much ofp when:

[Guest Hitman[SWAF]]

-If your mother language isnt English and your english teacher in school is talking to you and you answer "Roger that".

-When your girlfriend starts to give you tips on mission scripting.

-When you think like this:

Quote[/b] ] "this PLAYERNAME switchMove FXStandLeavePC: goto "bed""

#bed

~10

unit PLAYERNAME == present in bed: goto "end"

unit PLAYERNAME !present in bed: PLAYERNAME setdamage 1

#end

exit

-When every phone conversation starts like this: "You scripting/playing?" - "yeh" - "Ok Ill call you later then."

-When you and your m8 use voice over net comms over telephone to chat.

-When your parents start to call you with your ingame nick.

-Actual phone coneversation: "Hello?, hold on... Roger, we got 2 badboys at west, 200.... Ok back (on phone). Yeah, bye."

- you walk through a park and use EVERY bush on your way as cover.

- you drive with friends to a party and insist that the headlights need to stay off.

- you walk through the city centre and look for a good sniping spot.

- you see a flag pole and desperatly have the urge to go to it and take the flag.

- you DO get the flag down from the pole and start running, while suddenly stopping and wondering why there is no message saying "xxxx took the flag"

- you wonder why you don't get any points for staying close to it and hiding near to it in a bush.

- you ask visitors why they are not wearing the official camo.

- you run to every stick on a walk, cuz it could be a G36 or M21.

- you wonder if it is worth to run after the truck that just passed you, since it might have better weapons.

- you miss the start of a business meeting and yell out: "DAMN LAG!!"

- you are on way to a meeting together with your boss and ask him, if you could take the tank.

- you arrive somewhere and call out: "This is xxxx, I'm in position".

- you only crawl when crossing a street.

- you try to spot something at night and look for the "N" key.

- your English essay is titled: "Why I can't hit a barn door with a PK/M60".

- you think about mining the bridge you just crossed.

- you tell the people you walk around with to "FORM LINE!" and "STAY ALERT!"

- a person stumbles and falls near you, you say "oh no...2...is down"

- your boss asks "Are you ready?" and you answer "Cannot Fire!"

- When you see someone sitting in a park bench, you look at him and shout: "CAMPER"!

- When you see a chopper, your first thought is "AA".

- You hurt yourself and shout "MEDIIC!"

- When your almost every answer is Roger.

-"Why're you late?"

"Erm... I'm not late... you're lagging and missed me"

-"Did you work out your trigonometry?"

"Trig? I thought you said trajectory..." *sound of shells landing in the car park*

- When you use phonetic alphabet all the time.

- Whenever you give your friend/gf a present, its always OFP GOTY

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All sources from SWAF players.

Please, add your own ones.

[Ironsight 1]

Thanx a nice list  

One to add: you get a bad grade and try to find out a way to kidnapp you're teacher. First briefing.........

[stgn 39]

- you walk through a park and use EVERY bush on your way as cover.

- you walk through the city centre and look for a good sniping spot.

- you think about mining the bridge you just crossed.

thats me

I usualy counter snipe whenI was little I always looked down but now I always look up to se if there is a sniper somewhere. And I nearly always have my arms in a position so it looks like I am holding a M16.

STGN

[mr burns 132]

@ Mar. 09 2004,17:31)]- you try to spot something at night and look for the "N" key.

^^ not funny! this happened to me quite a few times

[Scorpio 0]

Yeah, me too! I think it's some kind of abnormal disfunction...

I always look at my shoes for the N key.

[Acecombat 0]

Come to think of it OFP somehow has improved my eye sights i mean all those night/evening missions in which you have to lay low and strain your eyes for the slightest possible movement i swear now adays i can even spot a SLIGHTEST movement from the corner of my eye and usually i am correct in spotting it.

I think OFP has some how moulded us al in to a small semi-trained in warfare maneouvers rag tag army/militia

[MadKiwi 0]

Lol, somehow I don't think straining your eyes at a computer screen will improve your eyesight.

[Baphomet 0]

You know you've started to play too much OFP when you go out into the country and you appreciate the vast drawdistance.

I know I do.

[C4P741N 0]

I look at the landscape around where I live and wish OFP ran at that resolution.

[Milkman 1]

When I get into my car with some friends I usually murmur "ALL getin car 4 o'clock."

Those who are flashpoint players get in and say "2 ready" "3 ready" and then I start driving and say "ALL move to echo foxtrot two four!"

EDIT:

- when you see a vehicle you think "We need that addon!"

- when you look at the sky and comment how nice it would look in a skymod (I do this all the time)

[m21man 0]

- If you, while on a long trip, start looking for the time acceleration key.

- If you are impressed by the drop script used to create a fire in your fireplace.

[shinRaiden 0]

- if you keep trying to figure out how to add curly braces "{}" in everything you say

- if you stumble wondering how to close a sentance with a semi-colon

- if you almost drive off the road due to trying not to cause the AI to get fuddled

- if you get lost on base because you don't recognize the signs because they're not in czech

- if you're stuck in traffic and your hand on the stickshift moves to where the mousewheel should be to "Move to gunner's seat"

- if you look at the trees and wonder how many planes they are, and why the world isn't lagging from the obviously massive AA/AS

- if you see a blackhawk go by and your first thought is to see if the snowplow really works

- if you have to remind yourself that even if truck01 is locked = false, the mp's might not be to happy for anybody to just hop in

- if you walk into things because you're always walking looking at your feet or hunched over

[Acecombat 0]

-If you search for the 'Q' button everytime you get up.

-If you watch out for the corner of walls from fear of clipping (falling out sideways )

[bn880 5]

- You can't wait to fall asleep so that you can continue your night OFP mission

if you don't understand this one, I'd be glad to explain

[edc 0]

Quote[/b] ]- If you, while on a long trip, start looking for the time acceleration key.

Hehe, I can relate to that.

[Acecombat 0]

- You can't wait to fall asleep so that you can continue your night OFP mission          

if you don't understand this one, I'd be glad to explain  

Explain

[MadKiwi 0]

I wish the life had a savegame feature sometimes. As long as it loads properly that is.

[bn880 5]

- You can't wait to fall asleep so that you can continue your night OFP mission

if you don't understand this one, I'd be glad to explain

Explain

Well, if you dream of OFP like I sometimes did, then you know those missions are the best resolution, and sounds are great! You save the game when you get up, and continue next night.

Simple as that, and you know you've played too much OFP when you've done that before.

[Acecombat 0]

- You can't wait to fall asleep so that you can continue your night OFP mission          

if you don't understand this one, I'd be glad to explain  

Explain  

Well, if you dream of OFP like I sometimes did, then you know those missions are the best resolution, and sounds are great!  You save the game when you get up, and continue next night.    

Simple as that, and you know you've played too much OFP when you've done that before.  

Damn ive never dreamt of OFP ....

I must be missing on to something big

[bn880 5]

Yes you are, it's an amazing experience, you basically play OFP, or sometimes you think it's real life but not dramatic. Really amazing.

Best firefights I've had...

[thirtyg 0]

Well, if you dream of OFP like I sometimes did, then you know those missions are the best resolution, and sounds are great!  You save the game when you get up, and continue next night.    

Simple as that, and you know you've played too much OFP when you've done that before.  

hehe i can relate to that  

- When your girlfriend say to you, i'll let you go so you can get back to flashpoint...

- When you have pics from last nights MP as your background at work the next morning, all nicely phtoshoped with borders for presentation purposes

[canukausiuka 1]

Yes you are, it's an amazing experience, you basically play OFP, or sometimes you think it's real life but not dramatic.  Really amazing.  

Best firefights I've had...  

I'm very glad to know I'm not the only one this has happened to. Whats bad is when it mixes in with other things. I swear last night I destroyed a BMP, then went on to get overrun by men in armor with swords. Freaky

[Falcon Six Two 0]

- you go around pretending to be Tasmanian Devil (remember him? )

[Harnu 0]

I live several miles from an airport. So there is a lot of air traffic, most of it gets tuned out, but once and a while you will hear helocopters come over the house. If there's no one around the first thing I do it try to find where it is, and crouch down, only peeking my head out to track where it's going.

[KDog35 0]

ahhhhh, now this one is NOT funny. I see a jogger or someone riding a bike from a distance and determine how far ahead I need to pull the trigger.

I can also relate to the resolution thing too. After playing a few, I go outside sometimes and wish the sky was that clear in OFP.