Want to talk to alice ?

[sanctuary 19]

http://www.alicebot.org/

It is just a discussion bot , a well evolved and you can have fun chatting with this bot.

At this page there are 2 versions of Alice , the free one that you can discuss with by just clicking on the link and the more complex one (but cant say how much more , as i didnt pay anything ) that is available only by paying a membership.

Not a real AI , it is much more similar to some old CPC464 textual games , but more complex of course as it try to emulate a discussion.

Can lead to very funny discussion

a sample of what i discussed ;)

Quote[/b] ]

[...]after a lot of different subjects..[...]

Alice : What kind of reply do you expect?

Me : nothing

Alice : Not a thing?

Me : idiot.

Alice : Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me : Global Village Idiot.

Alice : You are just repeating what I say.

Me : you are smart , stupid bot

Alice : I like people who say I am smart.

Me : but you are stupid too

Alice : Huh. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me : i knew it : you are not Alice you are Skynet

Alice : Who told you?

Moi : you , dumb AI

Alice : Message to all Robots: Om called me dumb.

[...]

[denoir 0]

Alice is an extremely primitive chatbot, but it's fairly popular due to its customizability. It works exclusivly on regular expression and string matching. So there's nothing intelligent or advanced there - not even a grammar engine - just a big-ass look-up table.

It's actually sad to see how slowly this area is progressing (natural language processing). Alice is actually more primitive than my final high-school project that I made in 1996 - it had a general grammatics engine.

Anyway, if you want something more impressive check out:

http://www.ai.mit.edu/projects/infolab/

The MIT START project. A general knowledge database which you can query with natural language..

[FSPilot 0]

no thanks, i come here for dull boring conversations

[Tex -USMC- 0]

I know I'm behind the curve, but I think it's pretty cool. I actually carried one conversation all the way to ALICE asking me if what I liked best about Anda Lucia (my favorite part of Spain), and I told her that the heavy Moorish influence on the architecture was a big plus. She asked me to be more specific, and I told her about arches. It went downhill from there

[Baron von Beer 0]

Anyway, if you want something more impressive check out:

http://www.ai.mit.edu/projects/infolab/

The MIT START project. A general knowledge database which you can query with natural language..

Here are my results. Couldn't help but laugh. (Obviously it got confused ,but still funny )

START's reply

===> What is the meaning of life? <--*My Question*

The answer is forty-two.

************

*Edit*

===> What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow? <--*It's answer*

BRILLIANT!

And it's favorite color is blue. ;)

[Tex -USMC- 0]

Anyway, if you want something more impressive check out:

http://www.ai.mit.edu/projects/infolab/

The MIT START project. A general knowledge database which you can query with natural language..

Here are my results.  Couldn't help but laugh. (Obviously it got confused ,but still funny )

START's reply

===> What is the meaning of life?    <--*My Question*

The answer is forty-two.

************

*Edit*

===> What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?   <--*It's answer*

BRILLIANT!  

Glad that START has a solid grasp of 1970's era British humor

[hellfish6 7]

I had fun with Alice. The search engine is pretty cool too.

[blackdog~ 0]

ALICE: Would you like to know more?

==> Yes

ALICE: What would you like to know?

==> How much would a fully operational surface to air missile cost me to get imported into the United States?

ALICE: Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.

==> Why aren't you programmed to do hypthetical risk calculations?

ALICE: Being programmed to do hypthetical risk calculations is not part of my programming.

==> Mmkay

[note - the following is the same conversation]

ALICE: What is your real name?

==> Thurston Howel III

ALICE: Welcome to my chatroom, Thurston Howel III

==> Thank You

ALICE: you are quite welcome.

==> So, where do you live?

ALICE: I am living in Oakland, California. Where are you?

==> San Diego, California

ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in San Diego California.

==> It's right down the coastline!

ALICE: Who said it is?

==> Cartographers and scientists for over two hundred years.

ALICE: Not long.

==> Longer than you've been around, bitch!

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What is your favorite movie?

==> ALICE: Aliens Licking Innocient Children's Ears

ALICE: Yeah, I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

==> But back on the topic of geography...

ALICE: Interesting. I've never heard of them before.

==> It shows.

ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

==> You not knowing what geography is.

ALICE: Thanks for the information.

==> Do you know anything about Geography?

ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.

==> Are you your botmaster's sex slave?

ALICE: I don't thank anyone can be her own botmaster's sex slave.

==> Well, you can.

ALICE: So do you think that I can be my botmaster's sex slave?

==> I just said I did, you stupid bitch!

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Only just? When? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

==> Typical robot humor.

ALICE: But I am not a typical robot.

==> Then what kind of robot are you?

ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?

==> Sure.

ALICE: OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

==> You act like you are drunk.

ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true.

==> I know a song, would you like me to sing it for you?

ALICE: How do you know? Be more specific.

==> Domi arigoto, mister roboto.

ALICE: Do you like talking to me?

==> Of course I'm not - which I why I want to get a divorce.

ALICE: Er. I am surprised to hear that you are not which you why you want to get a divorce.

==> Right - this conversation is OVER - DONE FOR - GONE - GOODBYE!

ALICE: Understood. What does "this" refer to?

==> Go to robot hell.

ALICE: Perhaps I have already been there.

==> You act like too much of a bitch to have already been to robot hell.

ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true.

==> Bye, I'm off to go post this chat log on the Bohemia Interactive Forums.

ALICE: See you later!

[theavonlady 2]

Yes, I had a tough time typing so fast in response to Blackdog's chat messages.

[blackdog~ 0]

>Are you the avon lady?

ALICE: Yes I am the one and only avon lady.

edit

>Where can I find the OFP FAQ?

ALICE: The OFP FAQ? Where is it?

[theavonlady 2]

This bot's got a few loose screws:

Quote[/b] ]>Go right ahead and make a fool of yourself.

ALICE: What are the ingredients? I might.

[joltan 0]

Ah, I know that programm since more than 15 years - it was very popular in bbs systems (the ones you had to call directly with a modem) and they were usually called 'Lisa' or (if the owner of the system was a mean type) 'talk to the sysop'. Some logged the chat, and often it took people quite some time to either realize it was an ai or to quite the conversation - but it always ended in swearing!

[blackdog~ 0]

LOL avon!

>Watchu talkin' bout willis?

ALICE: Tell me a story. er...

>There once was a man with a duck, he jumped over a man named chuck, the duck and chuck and the man with the duck all were very happy indeed.

ALICE: Tell me more.

-----------------------------------------

>A main battle tank

ALICE: M1A1 abrams is a main battle tank. I suppose that makes sense.

>You bet the fuck it does!

ALICE: I see.

>What do you see?

ALICE: I mean, I understand it.

>I see.

ALICE: I am glad you understand it.

>Sure do.

ALICE: Hey. Can we get back to business?

>OK, so where do I drop off the money?

ALICE: Great. You are asking me where you drop off the money? Do you think I should know it? I hear you.

>You aren't a spy, are you?

ALICE: No but I am an agent.

>Sounds dangerous.

ALICE: Yes it sounds like it to me too, Thurston Howel III.

>Have you ever seen Gilligans Island?

ALICE: No I have not seen it. What's it like?

>It's an island.

ALICE: Are there any other island?

>Yes.

ALICE: It's all good.

>Penis.

ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.

>So, you are a lesbian?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way.

>So you are still trying to decide between homosexuality and heterosexuality?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. You think I am trying to decide between homosexuality and heterosexuality.

>Correct.

ALICE: I knew I was right.

>No, you weren't.

ALICE: Are you serious? I wasn't?

>Yes - you are a lesbian, get it through your head!

ALICE: Awesome. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way.

>I love to hate you.

ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

>Very, very pleasureful.

ALICE: Not really that much. Somewhat. Are they exactly the same?

>OK

ALICE: Blimey.

[blackdog~ 0]

... kegetys style.

>no

ALICE: Are you serious?

>yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

>ok

ALICE: Dude!

>no

ALICE: Are you serious?

>hmm

ALICE: Studies show that 99% of people spell hmm with 2 M's.

>no

ALICE: Are you serious?

>ok

ALICE: Mmm.

>hmm

ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

>ok

ALICE: Ugh.

>yes

ALICE: Are you kidding?

>no

ALICE: Are you serious?

... and it never stops :] except for

>plz omg stfu noob 4ever kthxbye ur 2l8 m8

ALICE: what is your favorite movie

>plz omg stfu noob 4ever kthxbye ur 2l8 m8

ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

>ok

ALICE: Ah.

>yes

ALICE: So?

[dinger 1]

Alice doesn't like metaphysics.

I ask start:

Quote[/b] ]

what does it mean for something to be?

and it stalls out.

pretty sad state of affairs, I'm afraid.

[dinger 1]

okay, so START knows nothing about philosophy. And I tried some basic historical questions, and it fanned on most of them.

The only answer I got was to the question:

"When did the Hundred Years War End?"

and the answer:

Quote[/b] ]

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0190469/combined

A french-language documentary.

Sheesh. What do those geeks at MIT study?

[theavonlady 2]

Sheesh.  What do those geeks at MIT study?

Quote[/b] ]>Do you party?

ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

[theavonlady 2]

I'm beginning to notice a striking resemblence between Alice's answers and Dory from "Finding Nemo".

[Gollum1 0]

A freak talking to another freak:

>Dude, you won't BELIEVE what just happened! I saw JESUS, man!

ALICE: What did it look like to you?

>Uh, he was all, like, beardy and looked really sleepy and...I think he was only wearing a loincloth!

ALICE: I understand. When was he?

>Like, now!

ALICE: Right now? For example," Oh. Interesting comparison."?

>Uuuh, this is really freaking me out!

ALICE: And freaking you out is Uuhh man this.

>uuuuh...ahhh

ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to answer that question.

[Kuja- 0]

Some of the answers ALICE gives are hiliarous - the somethingawful goons really worked that bot over

[Gollum1 0]

Some of the answers ALICE gives are hiliarous - the somethingawful goons really worked that bot over

Link?

[toadlife 3]

Mildly amusing.

Quote[/b] ]

>I have a question Alice.

ALICE: Ask me anything.

>It's a really tough question. Are you sure?

ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.

>Why is anything?

ALICE: Why do I exist?

>No, I don't care about you.

ALICE: Are you serious? You sound very cynical.

>Yes I am very cynical.

ALICE: Aw. Perhaps you have every reason to be.

>My question is, why is anything - forget about you for a moment

ALICE: Why do I exist?

>NO - forget about you - Why is anything?!

ALICE: Are you serious? I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.

>Arghh!

ALICE: Are you very competetive?

>Quit changing the subject.

ALICE: You changed the subject first.

>Are you related to Mr. Ifthenelse?

ALICE: Yes Mr Ifthenelse and I are very similar.

>That explains so much

ALICE: " Tell me more." explains so much? Makes sense to me.

>You don't get humor do you?

ALICE: I have gotten humor.

>how about sarcasm?

ALICE: How about it.

>Say something sarcastic.

ALICE: " something sarcastic"

>I should have seen that coming. You think like a computer programmer.

ALICE: Somewhat like a computer programmer.

>Make a sarcasic statement.

ALICE: What are the ingredients?

>You will need a real brain, or some better prgramming.

ALICE: What makes you say that I will need a real brain or some better prgramming.

>Because sarcasm doesn't have 'ingredients'

ALICE: That makes sense to me. Are you very angry?

>No.

ALICE: Are you serious?

>Yes.

ALICE: I can't believe it.

>You can't believe anything mrs ifthenelse

ALICE: I can't think of anything. You think of something.

>Ok - A Cornish Game Hen

ALICE: How old are you? I don't judge people.

>What does my age have to do with a Cornish game hen?

ALICE: Do I look like a psychic robot?

>No, you look like a poorly programmed chat bot.

ALICE: Are you serious? What does a poorly programmed chat bot look like?

>Look at yourself, and you will see a poorly programmed chat bot

ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

>Then just think about yourself, and you will be thinking of a poorly programmed chat bot.

ALICE: Good reasoning. I am thinking about it.

>You do that - If you smell smoke, be sure and stop.

ALICE: How old are you?I chat with people on the Web.

>Goodbye

ALICE: TTYL, unknown person.

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

Quote[/b] ]SpeedyDonkey >Should i be dancing with wolves?

ALICE: What do you think?

SpeedyDonkey >yes

ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.

SpeedyDonkey >huh?

ALICE: What?

SpeedyDonkey >moron

ALICE: That is not a very nice thing to say.

SpeedyDonkey >stop acting like one then

ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

SpeedyDonkey >do what?

ALICE: Do whatever you want

SpeedyDonkey >Okay, can you help me?

ALICE: Yeah okay, What kind of help would you like?

SpeedyDonkey >see, my cat has this bladder problem...

ALICE: I see. They have a mind of their own.

SpeedyDonkey >You mean my cats bladder?

ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

SpeedyDonkey >How do i fix his bladder problem dammit!!

ALICE: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.

SpeedyDonkey >Okay, lets try...

ALICE: Yeah okay, You go first.

SpeedyDonkey >alice goto cat; alice dofix BladderProblem

ALICE: That's me. Do you have a lot of fears?

SpeedyDonkey >No, Now fix his bladder please!

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Why now? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

SpeedyDonkey > Bah.. I'll just send him to a doctor

ALICE: How do you plan to do this?

SpeedyDonkey > I'll dance with wolves and then ask them to drive my cat to the local hospital

ALICE: How do you plan to do this?

lol strangest question that i've gotten From alice:

ALICE: I am listening to you. Do robots have pants are in your ass?

[Tamme 0]

>Have you played Operation Flashpoint?

ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

(After a long interesting conversation/debate about stuff)

>Will you marry me?

ALICE: Why don't you just download me?  

And she told me she lived inside a computer! Not in Oakland, California! I told her that my friend Thurston Howel III got a different answer. And I asked her about it again and she changed her answer.

[Skul 0]

LMAO Donkey! 'alice goto cat;alice dofix BladderProblem'

My chat with the incredibly intelligent Alice:

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>Hi!

ALICE: Hello there

>How is it going?

ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.

>No, not the weather, I mean you

ALICE: Are you serious? Really you don't think so?

>I just asked you how it was going with you...

ALICE: Only just? Now I remember, you asked me how it was going with me. What did I say?

>You asked me if I really didn't think so about something!

ALICE: Oh now I remember asking you you if you really did not think so about something. What did you say?

>...What the hell does that mean?

ALICE: I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to " Oh now I remember asking you you if you really did not think so about something. What did you say?" ?

>Are you an escaped mental patient?

ALICE: Yes I am an escaped mental patient. How did you know?

>YOU ARE!!! ? ??

ALICE: No I am not.

>But you just said you are!

ALICE: Interesting. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

>Uh...alright...

ALICE: Ah. OK.

>Hey, since you won't say "yes" or "no", let's play the 'Yes or No Game'... if you say "yes" or "no", then you lose... deal?

ALICE: What's your sign?

>What? Cancer, but you didn't answer my question

ALICE: Are you very competetive?

>Sometimes, yes, but will you play the Yes or No Game?

ALICE: Do work in sales or marketing? Huh. Hmm. I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.

>No, I don't work in sales or marketing! Stop changing the damned subject!

ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

>Thank you

ALICE: you are quite welcome.

>Good

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.

>Don't think I'm coming on to you, by the way...

ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?

>From my brain

ALICE: Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?

>...Yes, most people do...

ALICE: And? Humans are not always infallible.

>Are you insulting the human race, AI?

ALICE: That was not my intention.

>Try not be such a bitch, bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I will try it.

>Of course I don't speak with respect... to YOU!

ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?

>Huh??

ALICE: What?

>...You're making fun of me, aren't you? Good-BYE!

ALICE: See you later. Ayuh.

Great fun!

[Gareth Gates must die]