Jahve 0 Posted March 19, 2003 Top Ten Ways For Saddam Hussein To Improve His Image 10. Three words: adopt a kitty. 9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real World: Baghdad. 8. Instead of using terrorism to get his way, try saying "please." 7. Auction off his mustache on eBay. 6. Start marketing adorable Tickle Me Saddam dolls. 5. Replace military beret with one of those hats with two beer cans attached to it. 4. Star in a new situation comedy Dharma and Greg and Saddam. 3. Do one of those cute milk mustache ads. 2. Deliver military orders with a sock puppet --pretend he's the crazy one. 1. Change last name to Hus-Seinfeld. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted March 19, 2003 lol, he needs a PR consultant. I can see this getting closed though- that there be a mod on the horizon... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted March 19, 2003 Great Job, i needed a hearty laugh today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jahve 0 Posted March 19, 2003 awww... well it'll serve its purpose tho... ppl can still read Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 19, 2003 Not bad! BTW has he been in The Simpsons already? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted March 19, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ Mar. 19 2003,19:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Not bad! Â BTW has he been in The Simpsons already?<span id='postcolor'> Nope, Just South Park. and speaking of South Park, He was also in the "Terrance & Philip" episode as well as the movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted March 19, 2003 Actually, I thought it was pretty funny Though, Saddam in the South Park movie WAS pretty tasteless. I mean, COME ON! *cough*penis*cough*devil*cough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted March 19, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ Mar. 19 2003,19:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Actually, I thought it was pretty funny Though, Saddam in the South Park movie WAS pretty tasteless. Â I mean, COME ON! *cough*penis*cough*devil*cough<span id='postcolor'> The episode was much better than the movie, when i saw it i said to myself "damn, a lot of people are going to get pissed" but i still thought the movie had some rather hilarious parts. Like when the kids leave the theatre and they are all singing the "Uncle Fooker" song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jahve 0 Posted March 19, 2003 11. Get a pair of pink fluffy bunny slippers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted March 19, 2003 Didn't in the TV episode, Saddam invaded Canada or something? -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Necromancer- 0 Posted March 19, 2003 12. Play with George Bush an MP game of C&C: Generals. Saddam as the GLA and Bush as... well.... who else? or.. instead.. Iraqi army vs USA & UK army in a game called VBS1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted March 19, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Mar. 19 2003,20:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Didn't in the TV episode, Saddam invaded Canada or something? -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'> Yeah, he tricked Terrance and Phillip into going to Iraq and while they were gone he invaded Canada. But they killed him at the Grey Cup, while celine dion was singing the Iraqi national anthem they all put on gas masks and started to fart until the poison gas cloud killed the Iraqis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jahve 0 Posted March 19, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Mar. 19 2003,20:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Didn't in the TV episode, Saddam invaded Canada or something? -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'> Nah he was satan's gay lover Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skul 0 Posted March 19, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">1. Change last name to Hus-Seinfeld. <span id='postcolor'> And change his first name to Sadass 'Sadass Hus-Seinfeld'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted March 19, 2003 And there was a Saddam reference in Family Guy, Episode 218 (Peterbus Unum), where Saddam Hussein and Momar Qaddhafi are at Peter's pool party. They are talking about the Seinfeld episode where Jerry couldn't remember his girlfriend's name (Mulva ) and he does an impersonation of Kramer. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Othin 0 Posted March 19, 2003 He should get back into acting. I thought he was great in the Hot Shots, Hot Shots part Deux, and The Big Lebowski! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
