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Worst movie?!?

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Well heres the reality, I was still in middle school and there was all kinds of hype over this movie. So I figured I was obligated to see it and I did, I can't believe there were actually people at my school that liked that movie *shudders*.

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Though I've been a player and DM for the last 13 years, I'd have to say that the worst movie I have ever seen (and I have seen some serious crap) was "Dungeons & Dragons".

There was something about the henchman's blue lipstick that didn't let me concentrate on the movie.  It was like a bad accident!

That movie was so bad that I watched the first 10 minutes, then pulled it out of the DVD, and returned it to the video rental store that same night. I didn't want it lying around, polluting my house!

Ack!

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Hey, don't be bad-mouthing Dolph! tounge.gif

I agree that movie was a total copout...funny how the He Man characters ended up in modern day new york...a full movie set on Eternia with all the major characters would have been cool.

Another contender: Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood. It hasn't even opened here, but you just have to see the ads to know how deep down bad it is...

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 22 2002,10:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...a full movie set on Eternia with all the major characters would have been cool.<span id='postcolor'>

Yes that would've been cool (15 years ago) but I think their budget was too low for that and they had to settle for New York. tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ Aug. 21 2002,10:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 22 2002,10:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...a full movie set on Eternia with all the major characters would have been cool.<span id='postcolor'>

Yes that would've been cool (15 years ago) but I think their budget was too low for that and they had to settle for New York. tounge.gif

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When i see a pic like that, i just know i don't want to watch that movie..... EVER!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Demagor @ Aug. 21 2002,14:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Though I've been a player and DM for the last 13 years, I'd have to say that the worst movie I have ever seen (and I have seen some serious crap) was "Dungeons & Dragons".<span id='postcolor'>

Ha Ha, i totally forgot that one, and for good reasons.

I saw it in the theaters the first afternoon it opened up. Now, there were lots of die hard D&D fans there, me being a kinda ex-die hard fan. But that bad guy, not the one with the bald head but the mage bad guy (Jeremy Irons), every line he spoke in the movie, i was busting out laughing.

And when I was stroming out of the movie at the end (i stayed just so i could finish my extra fucking big popcorn), there were this group of nerds, and i mean N-E-R-D-S, talking about shit in the movie, like what spells were cast and shit like what level of mage the guy was. I had the hardest time keeping myself from slapping the backs of their heads to wake them up and realize that movie was total shit. Good thing it did so poorly that there's a -100% chance of a sequal.

-=Die Alive=-

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"I hate those ppl that don't have a life at all... "

You mean like people that hang out on the OFP forums all day and night? ;P

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Hehe, well, i have the feeling that most of us still have a life...

You know, going to parties with friends and stuff like that...

I feel a bit sorry for the ppl who don't, oh well.... everybody does what he/she likes most biggrin.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Aug. 22 2002,10:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And when I was stroming out of the movie at the end (i stayed just so i could finish my extra fucking big popcorn), there were this group of nerds, and i mean N-E-R-D-S, talking about shit in the movie, like what spells were cast and shit like what level of mage the guy was.<span id='postcolor'>

Well, technically, she was too young to be casting the Gate spell...

::runs and hides::

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The D&D movie sucked alright...very disappointed.

As a player of over 15 years, I was wanting so much more.

Still, Thora Birch has a great rack! smile.gif

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