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There are so many bad movies, but if one tries to find some of the more populare and recent it has to be "Armagedon" and "Independence day".

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"A walk to remember" If you can beat that I will shit my pants immediatly.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"A walk to remember" If you can beat that I will shit my pants immediatly.<span id='postcolor'>

Ever watch Cool as Cool as Ice or some movie on MST3k? I have not seen movie, but I would like to see it if its bad. tounge.gif

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Mine is a two-way tie:

Trust, a Hal hartley film: Most boring and depressing slice-o-life (piece-o-shit) film I have ever endured. Unbelieveably on as a double feature with Reservoir Dogs, one of my all time faves. (Note: I have seen a few other Hal Hartely films since then, and they weren't any better. Avoid this mofo's movies unless you are a mopey, manic-depressive art student with a desperate desire to be bored...)

Dead Poets Society: Forced to see this at the cinema by an ex-grilfriend. Robin Williams: Need I say any more? (This was the film that made me decide never to let a chick pick the film ever again).

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Worst Movie Ever guys, remember.

I picked the Stupids, cuz its the lowest grossing major motion picture ever, and because everyone even indirectly involved with it should be shot. Oh yeah, and cuz Tom Arnolds in it. That should tip people off right away

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Cmon guys, how can any1 NOT rate STREETFIGHTER as the WORST MOVIE ever??? sad.gif

'Who wants to go home, and who wants to come with me!?'

Bah.

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I'd put in a vote for Independence day.

But there are so many....

!!This is the 4th or 5th run of the same thread b.t.w.!!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 16 2002,17:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah but they are all locked<span id='postcolor'>

Is that relevant?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 16 2002,16:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">!!This is the 4th or 5th run of the same thread b.t.w.!!<span id='postcolor'>

Was this?

I guess the whole forum is somehow irrelevant! i didnt win anything here yet! tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 16 2002,18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 16 2002,16:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">!!This is the 4th or 5th run of the same thread b.t.w.!!<span id='postcolor'>

Was this?

I guess the whole forum is somehow irrelevant! i didnt win anything here yet!  tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Some places and people are irrelevant I guess.

And most of what most people do, is in fact irrelevant and insignificant, yet they do it all the time anyway...

This is one of the more perplexing observations one can make regarding humoons.

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Wait up, this needs a evening to settle in my mind! Somehow it is a boomerang to the same old question: what are we doing here, what is the purpose of life smile.gif ?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MAsta_KFC @ Aug. 16 2002,15:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">'Who wants to go home, and who wants to come with me!?'<span id='postcolor'>

We often use this clasically bad quote at the end of a hard night's drinking, when some of the softer guys wanna call it quits. tounge.gif

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Pokemon the first movie, yes I did watch that, I heard so much about these "Pokemen" So I had to see it wink.gif

RED

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 16 2002,19:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Wait up, this needs a evening to settle in my mind! Somehow it is a boomerang to the same old question: what are we doing here, what is the purpose of life  smile.gif ?<span id='postcolor'>

Yes.

As does everything.

This is generally referred to as "Holism".

Scary isn't it?

And it's so similar to the word alco-holism, which must obviously mean: "To se the greater meaning of the universe in everything, once you're piss drunk."

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Here's the last movie I saw in the theater (no it wasn't in 1975, I saw it at a rep cinema a few weeks back).

blackgest1.jpg

Yup, black people dress up in nazi uniforms and "take back" thier 'hood from the evil white men.  But it turns out that the black nazi group are just as evil as the white man, so it takes another black man to end the madness.  Ah good ol' blaxploitation movies from the 1970s.

And if u think it can't get any worst than this.... just wait....

October 25th is coming

-=Die Alive=-

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 16 2002,23:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I show you a good movie, it is called "motorcycles are gay"  tounge.gif

Let it load before you look at it, even if it starts already to play! Motorcycles Flashplayer

Enjoy the show!  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

ROFLMAO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Why don't u like Stupids? I thought it was an awesome movie...... when u're stoned..... tounge.gif

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Mostly cuz of Tom Arnold, and the fact that somebody in Hollywood actually had the juevos to try and push that garbage on the public.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">$33ker, you gotta do something about that Avatar. It is bugging the hell out of me <span id='postcolor'>

I second that along with Albert's new one, I hate that one even more. Personally I like my Swedish made ***** enlarger pump sig. I think this thread needs a limit to movies that actually had commericals because there are soo many crap movies like black gestapo out there and they all suck so bad in their own ways that its too hard to compare which one sucks the most.

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I will have to withdraw that the worst movie i ever saw was "The Wave". Since then I have gotten alot smarter and experienced and can now report to you guys, that the worst movie I ever seen was, and is.....*drumroll*

<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Minority Report</span></span>

On the score of 1 to ten, it is the reciever of.....

-3 stars!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Badgerboy @ Aug. 15 2002,18:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">'We were Soldiers'

Utterly appalling. If I start a rant about quite how sickened I felt, it would go on for pages.... so I won't!<span id='postcolor'>

Yes that movie was really bad in most respects. It is hard to even list all the thing thtat were wrong. Everything from the insincere political correctness to the display of lack of knowledge about basic military behaviour.

The only thing that I can give the movie credit for is that they at least made a half-hearted attmpt to show the Vietnamese as humans too.

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