Major Fubar 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote ([TU]$33ker @ Aug. 19 2002,15:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (STS_SolidSnake @ Aug. 19 2002,15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">why ain't there no best movie thread?<span id='postcolor'> because it's easier to criticise <!--emo&<span id='postcolor'> And also because there have been dozens in the past... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhoCares 0 Posted August 19, 2002 I don't want to remember any special one, but most movies of the 70's, eg. James Bond clones, the clones of Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies (even worse then the originals), SciFi's of this age, a.s.o. *shudder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WhoCares @ Aug. 19 2002,15:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I don't want to remember any special one, but most movies of the 70's, eg. James Bond clones, the clones of Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies (even worse then the originals), SciFi's of this age, a.s.o. *shudder*<span id='postcolor'> Hehe you like my sig? But Bud Spencer and Therence Hill were the originals though! I must insist! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhoCares 0 Posted August 19, 2002 You got me wrong here, indeed Bud and Terence are the originals and I must admit that they are a kind of fun sometimes. But there are many clones of their movies out there and they are plain horrible. And then most of the Italo-Westerns of this time ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted August 19, 2002 One thing I forgot to add is: I love Charlie Chaplin. Big City Lights and The great Dictator were incredible. I read his auto-biography and it was realy realy interesting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Antichrist @ Aug. 18 2002,05:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ Aug. 18 2002,05<!--emo&)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Antichrist if movies were made according to your personal expectations the movie industry would send the world into anarchy and usher in a new era of mass-rape and murder.<span id='postcolor'> So are you telling me u like to go to movies to sit thru 2 hours of total bullshit, see 2... maybe three action scenes and go home? And what can movie industry can possibly show people that they haven't already seen on the news? We live in a world of mass-rape and murder already, it is dumb to try to hide it from people!<span id='postcolor'> AntiChrist, you are sentenced to grow up by at least 5 years, before you are allowed to speak ever again, on any subject. ...or, that's what i would say if I were a moderator... I can't begin do describe how I loathe the way of thinking that you display in these last posts. So I wont. Because you probably wouldn't care... @ Schweizer Don't turn this into a "I love...." thread. This is a "I hate...." thread!! As in: "I really hated Mario Brothers and consider it to be one of the worst films ever!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted August 19, 2002 I remember a film on Channel 5, one of the terrible plot but softcore porn movies. It was about a post apocalyptics reality, in which after some kind of world war, a disease was spread that would make horrible things happen to you if you had sex. Your skin would turn inside out or something. So the world was split up into two warring sides, the men and the women. Though I think there was a peaceful community with both men and women, but some nasty dudes came and murdered everyone because they were with the enemy (women) Then some bloke finds a cure, and they take a woman prisoner and eventually they try out the cure. All very terrible indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 19, 2002 I remember another one where 3 men take the standard holiday in a time machine, and land in teh future world that consists exclusively of women. All baby boys are "removed" at birth. Apparently, some are kept and milked for sperm, or there is some other form of insemination, they didn't elaborate much IIRC. This future society lives under ground, due to a nuclear holocaust. Eventually, the three smell something is rotten, and they make their way to the surface, where they discover everything is a-ok, and the nuclear holocaus is a perpatuated myth. Furthermore, they find out the president/rulers are male trasvestites, keeping everything running smoothly while they get all the p*ssy they could possibly want. What a bizarre film! Can't remember its name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-TU--33ker 0 Posted August 19, 2002 omg what a crap! what kind of people write such stories? and what kind of people make films out of these stories!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote ([TU]$33ker @ Aug. 19 2002,20:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">omg what a crap! what kind of people write such stories? and what kind of people make films out of these stories!?! <span id='postcolor'> People who are confident no matter how big a turd they produce, we will watch it. And they will make money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 19 2002,20:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote ([TU]$33ker @ Aug. 19 2002,20:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">omg what a crap! what kind of people write such stories? and what kind of people make films out of these stories!?! <span id='postcolor'> People who are confident no matter how big a turd they produce, we will watch it. And they will make money. <span id='postcolor'> You mean... like... Jerry Bruckheimer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Kane 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 16 2002,03:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yall ever see Cool as Ice? I luaghed hard becuase it was so stupid, aslos Manos the Hands of Fate was bad, saw it on MST3K. <span id='postcolor'> Did you just use "Cool as Ice" and "Bad movie" in the same sentence!?!? YOU'RE DEAD, BIATCH!!! The stupids made me laugh once, and that was the part with the "Drive B", or "Drive Bee" if you will. But I only laughed that one time. And I was a kid. So lets never speak of it again. And I second Ralph Wiggum, "Dude, where's my car?" sucked hardcore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-TU--33ker 0 Posted August 19, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aaron Kane @ Aug. 19 2002,22:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And I second Ralph Wiggum, "Dude, where's my car?" sucked hardcore.<span id='postcolor'> -hey Dude what's on my back?? -Sweet! what's on m back? -Dude! what's on my back?? -....... defenatly one of the dumbest movies ever!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted August 20, 2002 BTW Jerry! Why the hell is the Jerry Springer show allowed in the US. You guys ban anything that has to do with kissing and love but you accept any kind of brutality and superficiality? When I was in Michigan I was shocked by what was on TV in the early evening. Can you americans explain me why love is worse than brutality? (this is not bashing) Do you agree with me or not? WHy or WHy not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted August 20, 2002 We're just really wierd. We can watch Jerry Springer at night and be able to go to church in the morning without any problems. go figure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-TU--33ker 0 Posted August 20, 2002 from all i've heard about american TV, i thinkt it's worse than a brainsurgery without narcotics. can you americans believe that here in germany, you can watch "the sopranos" on a channel without commercials and without cable/ satelite/ decoder needed?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted August 20, 2002 well, Jerry Springer had good run for about ... about...6 months i guess...it was one of those "hey look! this is dumb" show. but it seems like ppl outside of US thinks all Americans are hooked onto that show. [TU]$33ker: yeah...but what about the fact that without commercials in the middle, you would have to miss part of the show if you need to goto restroom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted August 20, 2002 Worst movies ever = any romantic comedy. (i.e. anything with Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts or Meg Ryan in it) They all suck, have little to no storyline, and are designed to suck in weepy females who drag along their boyfriends/husbands. I flat-out refuse to go see any of this shit, even if it guarantees me some nookie later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted August 20, 2002 Anyone ever seen either of the first two Evil Dead movies? God, they suck! Seriously, what'd it cost to make those, five bucks a piece? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted August 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ Aug. 20 2002,10:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Anyone ever seen either of the first two Evil Dead movies? God, they suck! Seriously, what'd it cost to make those, five bucks a piece?<span id='postcolor'> Sorry Aculaud, I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside so I can whup your damn ass! EVIL DEAD RULES! All 3 movies were great. The first 2 didn't have the budget of Army of Darkness, but they were still awesome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted August 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote ([TU]$33ker @ Aug. 20 2002,09:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">can you americans believe that here in germany, you can watch "the sopranos" on a channel without commercials and without cable/ satelite/ decoder needed?? Â <span id='postcolor'> But is it dubbed in German? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted August 20, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 20 2002,01:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ Aug. 20 2002,10:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Anyone ever seen either of the first two Evil Dead movies? God, they suck! Seriously, what'd it cost to make those, five bucks a piece?<span id='postcolor'> Sorry Aculaud, I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside so I can whup your damn ass! Â EVIL DEAD RULES! All 3 movies were great. The first 2 didn't have the budget of Army of Darkness, but they were still awesome...<span id='postcolor'> In a manner of speaking yes. The first two were so bad they were actually funny. The third one was just classic. "Trapped in time. Surrounded by Evil. Low on gas." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted August 20, 2002 The absolute worst movie I have ever seen is Spice World, featuring the Spice Girls. This movie had absolutly no plot and by the time the ending credits started rolling by, I couldn't figure out what I just seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badgerboy 0 Posted August 20, 2002 I think the question on everyones lips is.... Why for the love of god did you go and watch 'SpiceWorld' for! Please say you had a gun to your head... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
