High school experiences...

[§nake 0]

Whats the worst thing that has ever happened to you in high school ?

I am currently still in the high end hell... but I've had a rough history...

well if any of you know what a swirly is... then you would know how bad it is....

I, stand at about 6'5", and am about 270 pounds, a linebacker for my school's (american) football team. Way back when I was a feshman, I heard of the juniors and seniors taking the "honor" of dunking your head in a 90 degree angle... into a clean (sometimes) toilet bowl... this didn't scare me as much.. for the fact I was the biggest young chap in my school... (except for my cousin who is paper thin and it 6'9")... but anyways.. every thursday we have a dinner just for the team at the school cafateria... I was sittin on the step waitin for it to start when a friend of mine came walking down the hall with a wet head... funny part?? we didn't practice.. and I see no reason why his head should be wet... I asked him what happened.. and he walked by blinking....

So, the nosey person I am, I got off the step and walked to the locker room... (I had to fetch my bag anyways), when I got there.. I looked inside the door... it was like a line to go to hell.. and the demons were dancing on the outside (aka the juniors) they saw me and attemtped to drag me in... (nothing happened).. I soon took a step forward and went to grab my bag.. which wasn't where I had left it... it was next to the toilet... all the juniors stared down.. er.. I mean up... at me... as I walked over to grab it.. then 2 guys, little tight ends jumped on my back... normally this would be no problem.. but 2 other people saw it fit to kick at my knees... I reached down to grab my bag... got it... when I stood back up.. they pushed me and I hit the concrete floor HARD.... broke my nose.. by this time.. I wasn't my normal "gentle giant" self... I ripped one them them lil guys off my back by his throat and slammed him into the ground... next they began pulling me by my feet... I just layed there with my arm supporting my chin no moving an inch...

it took them 6 guys to lift me up.. and put me at a 90 degree angle with the toilet, I was holding onto the sink for dear life... it took abother 3 guys to pry me offa that...

but in the end I got it.. badly...

the next day, with my nose all wrapped up.. it was friday.. tackling drills... I got em back... I got my revenge to a full success...

Anyone else have any humiliating stories that they did, or did not actually set right??

[ran 0]

after a sport teach , i accidentaly went in the girl's changing room instead of the boy's one ....... More than 15 years ago and i still remember .........

but i lived in the shame during one month

[Hilandor 1]

cant remember that far back=[[[[

[Placebo 29]

Don't have a worst experience but the best was most definitely getting a kiss from the teacher I had a huge crush on

[ChickenHawk 0]

I got caught printing adult pictures off the school computers once.

I also went to a school where we had to go to church nearly every day.

Some of my class would run the route to church so we could get some deacent seats,, 'at the back.'

There were 2 kids infront of me as we took the shortcut through to the back of the Cathederal. There was a door to get to the shortcut by a main road that the whole school walks on to get to the Cathederal.

The 2 kids got through the door before me and didnt want me to get a seat so they closed it

The problem was,, I put my foot by the door and the wall to stop it closing, they did close it and locked it with my foot still stuck in the door.

So there I was, standing there with my foot stuck in the door as the whole school started walking by, teachers and pupils.

I managed to get my foot out the door, but my shoe stayed :S

I asked the sports teacher for help so he beant down to try and pull my shoe out but it was no use.

So, he just wandered off, I didnt see him for the rest of that day, he abandoned me..

Luckily my art teacher came to the rescue and opened the door from the other side.

I also shot my CCF CO accidentaly with a blank at 2 meters from a cadet Sa80. The head teacher read out at assemably that it was an assassination attempt.

I'm sure theres lots of other stuff I've done but I cant think of em just yet

Hey, I was at that school for 10 years, I had a long time to do bad stuff....

[§nake 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ April 07 2002,21:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Don't have a worst experience but the best was most definitely getting a kiss from the teacher I had a huge crush on <span id='postcolor'>

was this during, or after school?? (I mean... I don't know what I mean.... ack!! )

[Placebo 29]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (§nake @ April 07 2002,20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">was this during, or after school??  (I mean...  I don't know what I mean....  ack!!   )<span id='postcolor'>

It was during school, in the corridor after assembly

[ralphwiggum 6]

well, let's see...my adolescent yrs.

criticise some teachers, mock them, learn HTML. that just about sums it

[DarkLight 0]

Yeah, like chef said (south park): (when the "kids" asked about sex/drugs/violence/...) "Well kids, there's a time and a place for everything...... and it's called college."

[ralphwiggum 6]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ April 07 2002,22:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (§nake @ April 07 2002,20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">was this during, or after school??  (I mean...  I don't know what I mean....  ack!!   )<span id='postcolor'>

It was during school, in the corridor after assembly <span id='postcolor'>

placebo and teacher standing in corridor, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

[ChickenHawk 0]

cor.

[§nake 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ April 07 2002,22:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">and it's called college."

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pfft... I am one of those "dumb smart people" I'm hittin the Marines after HS

[DodgeME 0]

The worst thing that happent during highschool well every time l have ancient Greek and Latin

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

Highschool? We dont have that here! Anyway I know some very ugly stories from my last years in school.

One day there was the girlfriend of a friend of mine coming to our boarding school to visit him. She asked me where she could find him and I told her that he probably in the canteen (which he wasnt, he was on the tennis-court). My friends and me used that time to search through all the rooms on our floor and collect all that beautiful Penthouse and Playboy magazines (you find millions of them in a good old private Jesuit boarding school). We ripped out the pictures and posters and glewed them on all the walls in his rooms. Afterwards it realy looked like the room of a desperate wanker and I couldnt stop laughing while doing my work.

Finally I went downstairs where I found the girl sitting on a chair. I told her, that her boyfriend would be on the tennis-court and come in about 10 minutes. And of course I proposed to her: "why dont you wait in his room during the meantime"!

I think she took it with a sense of humor but he didnt talk to us for a week!

[Assault (CAN) 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">but the best was most definitely getting a kiss from the teacher I had a huge crush on<span id='postcolor'>

On the cheek? On the lips? Was there tongue involved? Was she hot? LOL

My worst experience happened a couple of years ago in the school cafeteria. I was at a rectangular table as usual with a group of about 15 friends and classmates.

One of my friends decided to throw a french fry across the cafeteria where it hit a 400 pound football player named 'Blake'. He was a cool guy so I knew he would'nt care about it, so I jokingly pointed out my buddy as the food throwing culprit. He got up to come over and my buddy flipped out! I tried to tell him that Blake was a cool guy but he wouldn't listen. My buddy then started throwing assorted bits of food at me to try and get me pissed, it didn't work, for a while anyway. By the time Blake got to the table, I had had enough, so I got up and chased my buddy across two rows of tables, put him in a headlock and poured 7up on his back.

Sometime during the headlock his glasses fell off, unbeknownst to me. When I let him go I figured we were even so I turned to walk away. I was not facing him at the moment but he called me by my nickname 'Steppy', so i turned around to see his fist coming at my face, then there was a white flash, he hit me right in my right eyeball.

When I got up the whole cafeteria was looking at me, including the girl I had a crush on, that had to be the most embarassing moment of my life.

A teacher pulled us out of the cafeteria and took us outside to shake hands. If we made up he wouldn't report us to the office. So we did.

I had a black eye for about 3 weeks after that. He later apologized to me and we are still buddies.

Alls' well that ends well I suppose.

Tyler

Oh yeah, one of the funniest moments was when two guys streaked at an air bands performance in front of the entire school, about 800 people.

[Assault (CAN) 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">We ripped out the pictures and posters and glewed them on all the walls in his rooms.<span id='postcolor'>

LOL, that reminds me of the time me and my friends put gay porno all over another friends car, a Chevy Cavalier.

[Die Alive 0]

I remember a fight I had once at after school in front of maybe 300 students who came to watch (it was one of those "Meet me in front of the building after school and we'll fight" type of challenge, and by lunch time, the whole school knew about the fight).  I don't remember what started the fight, but I remember this guy was a real ball breaker. The guy was a few inches shorter than I was so I had a bit of an advantage, but overall we were equal fighters.  

We were just like 2 hockey players going at it, exchanging blows to the head and face (mostly jabs, some hooks and uppercuts thrown in), and it lasted like good 3 minutes until both our arms got tired and I pushed the guy to the ground and I fell on top of him, then I grabbed his head and banged it on the sidewalk a couple times before I was pulled off the guy.  After the fight, the older students came over to me and congratulated me.  I had some damage to my face, jaw and cheek were pretty beaten up, and my knuckles got a bit cut up from hitting the other guy's teeth, but other than that, I was the clear winner.

Nothing happened with either the school or the other kid's parrents, basically, it was just a fight and no one got in trouble for it... I'm sure that's not the case today.

-=Die Alive=-

[§nake 0]

one of my friends always thought he was so cool because when your an SES student (teachers pet, or just a after school helper) you got to park in the back, which was closer to the school... and much better parking...

so one day we went out to his geo, during gym, when he was in algebra 2... we picked up the front end of his car and put it half way on the curb.. and lifted the back on it as well...

when we were done not only was the car bottumed out of the curb... he was parked horozontally with a large excusion and a big chevy truck.. on either side of his front and back.. he couldn't move for about 3 hours after school... *sigh* the fun of it all... he never gave us shit again

[Placebo 29]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ April 07 2002,21:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">but the best was most definitely getting a kiss from the teacher I had a huge crush on<span id='postcolor'>

On the cheek? On the lips? Was there tongue involved? Was she hot?   LOL<span id='postcolor'>

On the mouth, no tongues, yes she was hot

[Warin 0]

That's just wrong Placebo, unless it was College.

Look at that teacher in the Seattle area who had a kid with one of her students. EWWW.

My only really embarassing thing in high school was being busted after making a horrible mess with a half rotten apple. I'd been meaning to throw it out for a week, and one of my buddies gave me a hard time. So I threw it at him. It hit the wall and literally exploded. The only problem is that it exploded all over one of the teachers who had just opened his door.

Woops.

[nordin dk 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ April 07 2002,23:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That's just wrong Placebo, unless it was College.

Look at that teacher in the Seattle area who had a kid with one of her students. EWWW.<span id='postcolor'>

That student was......obecalP

[nordin dk 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (§nake @ April 07 2002,22: 07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DarkLight @ April 07 2002,22: 02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">and it's called college."

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pfft...  I am one of those "dumb smart people" I'm hittin the Marines after HS  

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Idiot Savant

Who was it that said "Idiot Servants"

[PHY_Hawkeye 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ April 07 2002,20:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Don't have a worst experience but the best was most definitely getting a kiss from the teacher I had a huge crush on <span id='postcolor'>

I always thought there was a god, and now I know.

[Ex-RoNiN 0]

Highschool experiences:

Chemistry, lab session. We are told how to work the Bunsen burners (first lesson). So our first exercise it to light up the bunsen burner. wow. I look at Kathy, she walks over to the table, looks at the bunsen burner, puts it infront of the gas valve, then continues to open the gas valve and is about to light the burner that is NOT connected to the valve

I shout "KATHY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" Teacher turns around, ready to give me a big bollocking, sees Kathy, starts having a go at her instead Teacher: "KATHY, put that fucking thing out!!" (yes, she said fuck )!

Other experience:

Me writing "[insert schoolname here] sux dick+shit" on the blackboard, in front of 2 teachers Suspension for rest of day and 3 days lunchtime detention.

[second_draw 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ April 08 2002,02:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Chemistry, lab session. We are told how to work the Bunsen burners (first lesson). So our first exercise it to light up the bunsen burner. wow. I look at Kathy, she walks over to the table, looks at the bunsen burner, puts it infront of the gas valve, then continues to open the gas valve and is about to light the burner that is NOT connected to the valve    <span id='postcolor'>

aaahhhh... bunsen burners, brings back memories

eg. Some pyros in my class decided to light up the gas without the bunsen Burner. Everybody was watching it except me who was to busy doing some pathetic experiment. The tap was pointed at me and just came short of me. There was a bright flash across the room and quite a few giggles. The moronic teacher was to dumb to realize what had happened