Tovarish 0 Posted March 17, 2002 LOL my roomate just sent this to me Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my Secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone had remembered! I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure", I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing happy birthday... and there I sat on the couch...completely naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted March 17, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordZach 0 Posted March 17, 2002 LOL!!!!!!! man i bet his wife was pissed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 17, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 That's what happens if wife tries to pull such stunt!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaCrytter 0 Posted March 17, 2002 FOCROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Man, that brings whole new meanings to the word 'gutted'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ale2999 0 Posted March 17, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tovarish @ Mar. 17 2002,04:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL my roomate just sent this to me Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. Â I went down to breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. Â She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. Â The children will remember. The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my Secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." Â I felt a little better. Â Someone had remembered! I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. Â We didn't go where we normally go. Â We went out into the country to a little private place. Â We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." Â She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure", I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. Â They were all singing happy birthday... and there I sat on the couch...completely naked.<span id='postcolor'> ROFLMFAO TELL ME IS A JOKE PLEASE, or how the heck u still alive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 17, 2002 This is a complete fake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hilandor 1 Posted March 17, 2002 lolol now thats a birthday surprise rofl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madmike 0 Posted March 17, 2002 LOLx100 Im printing that out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo 29 Posted March 17, 2002 I feel sorry for the children Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted March 17, 2002 DAMN, well i would've run, or covered myself with pillows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted March 17, 2002 Yep that one is a keeper I just going to add to my vast file of jokes from these forums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted March 17, 2002 very funny stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted March 17, 2002 It looks like a cumber that is on LSD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted March 18, 2002 It's a <span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>+5 Enchanted Cucumber</span></span>, is that so hard to tell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
