And now something comletely different!

[Radnik 18]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

i know it's no war and similar topic but...hey!...at least it's funny!

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Worst_100_Computer_Games_of_All_Time

112. Operation Flashpoint (Behemothic Interactive, 2002)

The game really never gained any fame since it consisted of several people running around and flashing each other with cheap digital cameras at certain points.

[berghoff 11]

Quote[/b] ]The game really never gained any fame since it consisted of several people running around and flashing each other with cheap digital cameras at certain points.

Where did they get the info from? Some randomly made comment?

Ah wait I checked the site, now it makes sense.

[-ZG-BUZZARD 0]

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Worst_100_Computer_Games_of_All_Time

112. Operation Flashpoint (Behemothic Interactive, 2002)

The game really never gained any fame since it consisted of several people running around and flashing each other with cheap digital cameras at certain points.

100 Worst, and OFP is 112... this is right off the chart!!! I love that statement's seriousness!!!

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

I hate it when pseudo-intellectual sites take the arrogance to judge computer games they dont know.

Havent they seen what happened with OFP? Have they never tried any of the addons that make OFP what it is all about? I mean, who of you would still play version 1.1 with the shitty electronic flashes without xenon gas? And then the bad buggy visual sensors..Listen to me, OFP IS JUST NOT OFP without the mirror reflex finder mods..

Stupid morons!

[Radnik 18]

I hate it when pseudo-intellectual sites take the arrogance to judge computer games they dont know.

Havent they seen what happened with OFP? Have they never tried any of the addons that make OFP what it is all about? I mean, who of you would still play version 1.1 with the shitty electronic flashes without xenon gas? And then the bad buggy visual sensors.. OFP is just not OFP without the mirror reflex finder mods..

Stupid morons!

damnit Albert !

visit the site and for examlpe search for your country ...

I like Holland most

[imported_bör 0]

I hate it when pseudo-intellectual sites take the arrogance to judge computer games they dont know.

Havent they seen what happened with OFP? Have they never tried any of the addons that make OFP what it is all about? I mean, who of you would still play version 1.1 with the shitty electronic flashes without xenon gas? And then the bad buggy visual sensors..Listen to me, OFP IS JUST NOT OFP without the mirror reflex finder mods..

Stupid morons!

Open the door, Schnitzel!

It's irony just knocking at you door.

Uncyclopedia is a lot of fun, I like France the most.

Another great one is stupidedia, only that it's in german.

http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/UdRFS

UdRFS (Union of the radical fronts for a free Schlumpfhausen)

[vektorboson 8]

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112. Operation Flashpoint (Behemothic Interactive, 2002)

The game really never gained any fame since it consisted of several people running around and flashing each other with cheap digital cameras at certain points.

The most funny thing about this: It is true!

There are more Combat Photographers to this game, than players

[Garcia 0]

I hate it when pseudo-intellectual sites take the arrogance to judge computer games they dont know.

Havent they seen what happened with OFP? Have they never tried any of the addons that make OFP what it is all about? I mean, who of you would still play version 1.1 with the shitty electronic flashes without xenon gas? And then the bad buggy visual sensors..Listen to me, OFP IS JUST NOT OFP without the mirror reflex finder mods..

Stupid morons!

Open the door, Schnitzel!

It's irony just knocking at you door.  

Reading his post, I think he understood the irony

[sniperuk02 0]

Thats is the best website ever.

[blackdog~ 0]

Out of all the Uncyclopedia pages I have to say that this one is my all time favorite.

Edit: Removed broken image

[mattxr 9]

haha o man.. i love these 4..

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-5. Armageddon 2006 (Jehova and Son, 2006)

The game to end all games. Watch Pagans fight Christians, watch Jewish people fight Muslims watch Atheists fight Theists, watch Buddists fight Hindus. Watch them all mix it up because their world is about ready to end. Pick a religion, or lack of one, and then just join in on one of the many online servers. Will there be another Crusade, Inquisition, Jihad, Witch Hunt, or all out world war? This thriller was written mostly by Derek Smart, and is very buggy, but he promises patches at least by 2015 to fix the problems. Not endosed by Coca Cola in any way, shape, or form.

-6. Commencing Load Sequence (Atari, 1986)

A rather unfortunate, yet successful, attempt by developers to squeeze money out of the slower members of our species. The description on the packaging would have you believe it's a nuclear war simulation, yet nothing is ever presented but a loading screen with purple monkeys hopping around happily. There have been reports of people that are still watching it, and have done so continuously since 1989.

-7. Counter-Pike (EA 2003)

A more comical version of a certain FPS. You play online as a chosen species of fish, firing cheap food pellets to defeat the opponent. But you can't be a Whale, 'coz they're MAMMALS!

-8. Silent but Deadly Hill (Komonmi)

You start out alone in a quiet mountain town surrounded by a green fog. The town is completely empty of life and there is ligering smell in the air. search the town for clues while trying to hold your breath. Remember: Whoever smelt it, delt it.

[mattxr 9]

lmao

these ones are quite offencive.. haha

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-14. Super Chuckle Bros. (Nintendo)

Elderly 'comedians' perform ridiculous routines for children's television, whilst jumping on turtles and collection coins.

-15. Jesus Strikes Back. (God Games, 12 AD)

Jesus is back, and he is pissed! Go around down town Rome, busting biblical caps in un-holy asses.

-16. Super Hitler Brothers. (Ka-tzetnik Enterprises in Berlin, WN Software, Europe)

From the makers of Holocaust Tycoon, an arcade classic and subliminal Nazi propoganda tool. Banned in over 30 countries due to its 'offensive' content, but massively popular in Germany.

youve just got to laugh at this stuff haha

[martinovic 0]

That's hilarious.

[JdB 151]

Quote[/b] ]The two military units responsible for most British casualties is the United States Air Force and a crazy schizophrenic girl named Joan of Arc.

They didn't even have to make that up

[j w 0]

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Disclaimer

You, the reader, must agree that this disclaimer disclaims whatever it is to be disclaimed in a disclaimable way. In other words, try these hacks and cheats at your own risk. You never know - they might just work. Wrongly.

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Useful hacks and cheats

* Infinite beer - Put a full glass of beer on the floor and run round it clockwise 3 times.

* Mind control - Makes the victim do your bidding. Super effective on women, and useful for sex. Activate by pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Enter.

* Auctioneer - Once again, makes the victim do your bidding. Activate by clicking here.

* Destroy contradiction - See Create contradiction.

* Create contradiction - Type "yellow is not yellow" in Notepad and press Ctrl+Alt+Del.

* Summon giant bees - No one knows why you would want to do this one, but press Up, Down, Left, Left, Shift to activate it anyway.

* Instant stress relief - Press your computer's power button.

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Dangerous hacks and cheats

Warning. Try these at your own risk, maybe don't try them at all.

* Lift heavy objects easily - *censured, pretty gore*

* Invincibility - Jump out of your flat window to activate this.

* Suicide - Jesus always kept this one handy. Stick your head in an incinerator to activate.

* Infinite lives - Shove cats up your ass; each cat gives you 9 more lives.

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Forbidden hacks and cheats

These are for use during crises only. That includes the rise of terrorism. So you can use them.

* Take over the internet - Click here to activate.

* Destroy Earth - Hit the big red button on the back of your PC and run like hell.

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Real world glitches

When the Jesii created the cheats, some certain loopholes were produced. These can be exploited to produce rather strange, humourous, or shocking effects.

* Negative colours - Punch a mirror wearing a pink boxing glove and you'll find a big black hole. Walk into it and everything will be negative colours. This may be, in fact, an alternate universe.

* Negative friction - This glitch can cause extreme chaos, which of course, everyone loves so much. Take a sticky note, write "Kick me" on it, and stick it on Tony Blair's back. Then everything won't be able to stop moving and accelerating. Can cause some real damage.

* Universal sex swap - This one is quite tricky to carry out. If you are male, then sneak into your wife's, mother's or sister's room and snatch a bra. If you are female, then sneak into your husband's, father's or brother's room and snatch a pair of Y-fronts. Put them on, and say this word exactly as typed: "azopoigpoblkieuakbhafshit". Then, everyone in the entire world will change into their opposite sexes. Beware of the risk of rejection, being dumped or divorce. Best combined with the Suicide cheat afterwards.

There is believed to be more cheats, hacks and glitches in the world which are yet to be discovered. If you do happen to find one, make sure to take your anti-death pills.

LMFAO!

(Link to page)

There was one about IRL, the game, but only in swedish.. Fun though