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Albert Schweitzer

IF you would be a hacker (fiction)

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oopps, wrong forum.. Can someone please throw it over into the OFFTOPIC Forum! Sorry for that mistake

I read an article today about a hackers that attacked the offical site of the Guantanamo Base.

Before it looked like this

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Then from sunday on it looked like this

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And later even like this

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So dont be surprised if the site is currently down. It sounds nearly ironic that this internetsite of the Guantanamo base usually declares that is the only "free" soil in a communist country. And I must say I felt somewhat "entertained" to see someone having hacked it.

Speaking purely hypotetical, which internet page would you hack and leave what kind of message? Would you chose Jamba? Or maybe Ikea? What about Microsoft?

(this is absolutely illegal so this thread is meant to have humorous tone and not to be a motivator to work into this direction. So please dont post any details of how these things are usually done and which "tricks" one can apply).

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I would hack www.[CENSUR].com wink_o.gif

It wouldn't be nice to hack flashpoint1985.com and write that Armed Assault is for release in a week or so... Though it would be fun...*

<s>I think this should be in OT</s>  huh.gif

*Just kidding BIS!!! Don't hit me   tounge2.gif

404.gif

EDIT: As you said smile_o.gif

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I would hack www.[CENSUR].com wink_o.gif

It wouldn't be nice to hack flashpoint1985.com and write that Armed Assault is for release in a week or so... Though it would be fun...*

<s>I think this should be in OT</s>  huh.gif

*Just kidding BIS!!! Don't hit me   tounge2.gif

404.gif

EDIT: As you said smile_o.gif

lol, I had exactly the same idea rofl.gif but was too scared they would punish me for that band.gif

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I reckon i know who... and i agree biggrin_o.gif

Call it cliche

http://www.mavav.org/

would be quite funny... turn it into a fan site of all the 'action/fighting/shooting' games out there... its something about people telling me that computer game violence will turn me into a murderer that annoys me pistols.gif

On a side note, that Guantanamo site is back up wink_o.gif

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Guest The Cobra
I reckon i know who... and i agree  biggrin_o.gif

Call it cliche

http://www.mavav.org/

would be quite funny... turn it into a fan site of all the 'action/fighting/shooting' games out there... its something about people telling me that computer game violence will turn me into a murderer that annoys me  pistols.gif

On a side note, that Guantanamo site is back up  wink_o.gif

WTF; It was childrens BBC befor that you were going to turn in to a [CEEEEENSUUUUUUR!!!]?!?!? rofl.gif

BTW;

Mesa very afraid of mesa getting post restriction...  tounge2.gif

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lol... yeah it was childrens BBC, but i thought it was a little too contraversial for these forums rofl.gif

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lol... yeah it was childrens BBC, but i thought it was a little too contraversial for these forums  rofl.gif

rofl.gif

Or we could hack these for[CENSUR]s...

Hmm, I wonder what that word is supposed to be  wink_o.gif

I'm very suprised that no mod has moved this to OT...

Maybe they have that clothing malmfunction again...  tounge2.gif

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http://www.mavav.org/

would be quite funny... turn it into a fan site of all the 'action/fighting/shooting' games out there... its something about people telling me that computer game violence will turn me into a murderer that annoys me pistols.gif

It was a hoax wink_o.gif . google it up.

I think I would hack Maruk's account and start posting in the crowd... oh, and give him the anti-M4 signature tounge2.gif .

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maybe porting OFP from Direct3D to OpenGL would be more interesting than some website modification.

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http://www.mavav.org/

would be quite funny... turn it into a fan site of all the 'action/fighting/shooting' games out there... its something about people telling me that computer game violence will turn me into a murderer that annoys me  pistols.gif

It was a hoax  wink_o.gif . google it up.

I think I would hack Maruk's account and start posting in the crowd...  oh, and give him the anti-M4 signature  tounge2.gif .

Lol..

Or you could do the ultimate...

Hack placebo...

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

BTW; placebo; dont hit me whistle.gif

hihi

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I would definantly hack EA.com and tell everyone what EA really is, a money steeling, bad game producing, no respect for anyone wahtsoever losers.

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hack google?

Edited by .pablo.

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hack google and replace their homepage with the goatse guy pic...you'd probably break a record for offending the most people at once (other than maybe janet jackson biggrin_o.gif)

relink google.com to flashpoint2.com whistle.gif

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relink google.com to flashpoint2.com  whistle.gif

Best one so far  biggrin_o.gif

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And as usual, hackers prove themselves to be shitheads(Refering to the images posted by Albert).

But I guess, if I were a hacker... Well, I'd probably go around hacking left-wing sites.

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I would go on to all the terrorists and declare that the war against the west is over and you are all ordered to meet each other in the iraqi countryside (armed with suicide vests) and pull the trigger at the same time.

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And as usual, hackers prove themselves to be shitheads(Refering to the images posted by Albert).

But I guess, if I were a hacker... Well, I'd probably go around hacking left-wing sites.

What I wanna know is how do the anti-globalisation people visit their websites?

Do they use computers that contain globalised techonology or something else?

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