Official Stupid Quiz Thread

[DeLiltMon 0]

Only just noticed this thread, so in no particular order:

You're Cuba!

How bad can you really be?

So many people have said so many bad things about you, but you know they can't all be true.

Not even most of them.

You went a little crazy for a while, but now you're just getting older and tired

of all the nasty stuff people think about you.

You could use a little more money and you really wish people wouldn't keep leaving you for richer people, but other than that, things aren't so bad.

You really like used military clothing.

You're The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

by Douglas Adams

Considered by many to be one of the funniest people around, you are

quite an entertainer. You've also traveled to the far reaches of what you deem possible,

often confused and unsure of yourself. Life continues to jostle you around like a marble,

but it's shown you so much of the world that you don't care. Wacky adventures continue to

lie ahead. Your favorite number is 42.

43.96135% - Major Music Nerd

Quote[/b] ]March 2, 2046

at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)

Electrolysis (13%)

Alcoholism (12%)

Heart Attack (11%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Gun:

#1 Alliant Techsystems OICW

#2 IMI UZI

#3 Kalashnikov AK-47

[EiZei 0]

What? No sluts yet?

[Acecombat 0]

If only blackdog was here but wait we have placebo and hellfish instead for that

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

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THIS THREAD WAS OLD, SO DONT DIG OUT OLD STUFF OR I GUESS RALPH WILL CLOSE IT! I JUST POSTED A NEW MESSAGE THAT BELONGS INTO THE CATEGORY OF THIS THREAD

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Okay, I realy got a funny and finally good test for you to take. It is long and pretty well done! The feedback works well as well. You neither need to become a member nor do you have to enter your real e-mail at the end. You still get a result. If it doesnt work try it again.

Take the attraction test

For me the result was pretty clear. I am 100% instinct driven with sense for women with a rather warm and trusting appearance. And I am 100% attracted to Hispanic women (didnt know that but seems to be right). They chose this image to be most appealing to me. Seems to be very right and I am statistically far away from being mainstream

[SpongeBob 0]

I WIN!

[Ironsight 1]

I am a jock  

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

hey, you are all refering to the century old posts here! Can you please reply to my new link, that was the reason why I dug out this dusty thread!

[Tamme 0]

It says my birthdate isn't valid.

The attraction test I mean.

OH, so I'm not old enough eh? Stupid test, gotta lie about my age..

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

no you must have made a mistake there, try again!

[Baron Hurlothrumbo IIX 0]

Didn't agree with the conclusions of the test at all. Needs more representative sampling of photos. Too many total munters representing one 'type' of women which means it says you don't like that type - but you just didn't like the 40 year old scabby grannies :P

[Postduifje 0]

I'm about 1.80m tall, how many feet/inch is that?

[Baron Hurlothrumbo IIX 0]

think its about 5 foot 10

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

5.9 feet

Still Baron, post what pic they said fits you must!

[Baron Hurlothrumbo IIX 0]

I didn't choose any as being totally Wow. I suppose

Ms Faris is closest to perfect for me

But the next closest wouldn't be another slim brunette thats my point.

But really, I care more about how I get on with the woman than what she looks like.

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

Forget about accuracy. You are not supposed to choose one but to be given one final picture as a result of a women structure that fits you. Didnt you do it to the end?

[Baron Hurlothrumbo IIX 0]

yes, BUT I still never chose one 'type' and the women structure that fitted me doesn't apply - I don't have a specific type.

[Postduifje 0]

Well, I do think she is attractive, but if specifically this one is my taste.... ...hmm, I don't know, maybe

further more, I'm picky, like hispanic, am not mainstream, like woman between 20-40 (I'm 21 myself, rather like a bit younger than me though), and like skinny with large breast (oh my god, I feel so pop right now )

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

haha, you know that the picture you chose is what 80% of all men choose. You are so mainstream and sexist

[mr burns 133]

aaaah why me  

no i seriously thought the test is shitting me..the stupid thing said that women older than me appeal me more    

well then.. thx god she doesn´t look that old, here´s the official test result:

i wouldn´t hesitate to take her for a date but my alltime favourite is most likely the following:

 

[Postduifje 0]

haha, you know that the picture you chose is what 80% of all men choose. You are so mainstream and sexist    

Yeah, I know . But then again, looking at my favourite "unique traits", it says:

Quote[/b] ]Interestingly, a lot of the features you liked are not especially popular. They're not what usually defines "mainstream" attractiveness for women. But who cares what the mainstream thinks?!

That does make me feel a bit special though

edit: these are my "non-mainstream" favourite special features:

[Tamme 0]

Asian and hispanic/latino were the best turn ons for me according to the test. I do like escpecially asian women. It said that I'm 'picky' about women and very selective which maybe true. Also it said my woman taste isn't what you'd call mainstream, dunno about that. A fun test and seemed to be mostly correct about everything. Made little mistakes here and there but nothing big.

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

...

No not really {8^)

"In the test, you picked a relatively small number of women as attractive. The choices you made in the test suggest you have strong, automatic preferences for certain types of women. You made your choices quickly suggesting you have clear physical instincts. A variety of features stood out as important to you. You definitely have a clear sense of what you do NOT find appealing in women. You made fast choices and immediately knew who was not a good fit for you physically"

I like the second one! Where do i sign?

[EiZei 0]

Gah, wonder whey they had show those trailer park types so much..

My results were so average that I wont bother to post them, it did claim though that I liked blondes even though im more of a redhead person.

And the height question was just stupid, 195cm girlfriend? (im 188)

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

It is very strange, cause the faces that finally turned out for you are the ones I rejected 100%. You people may assume that we are all slaves to mainstream but often we are positively surprised that we are not.

I remember once we were sitting in a bar in Berlin and I nearly dropped dead from my chair when a girl sat down on the table next to us. I didnt know what to say for 10 minutes (which basically never happens) and my friend asks me what is wrong and I quietly told him that "this girl is breathtaking" and he looked around "who?" ..."who?". I asked "dont you see, are you gay or what?" and he replied "I dont see a single rocket-girl around, did she leave or go did she go to the toilet or what?" Strange but it happens

[SpeedyDonkey 0]

It is very strange, cause the faces that finally turned out for you are the ones I rejected 100%. You people may assume that we are all slaves to mainstream but often we are positively surprised that we are not.

I remember once we were sitting in a bar in Berlin and I nearly dropped dead from my chair when a girl sat down on the table next to us. I didnt know what to say for 10 minutes (which basically never happens) and my friend asks me what is wrong and I quietly told him that "this girl is breathtaking" and he looked around "who?" ..."who?". I asked "dont you see, are you gay or what?" and he replied "I dont see a single rocket-girl around, did she leave or go did she go to the toilet or what?" Strange but it happens

Yes. I feel that the results are a bit contradicting. On one hand they tell me that 1% of the men like "my type of girls" and on the other hand most of the girls it displayed, and mainly these two are what i would consider somewhat mainstream.