Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted January 5, 2003 Avon, it is ashame that we always consider the internet to be an anonymous tool. I hope that if I ever get to organise a trip to Israel I am gonna learn to know you. As a german I can say that my generation was taught to be anything but racist. But there are still some charater features that we cant help to associate with Israelis, such as: incredible seriousness, extreme pessimism and a lack of good sarcasm. BUT I LIKE SACRASM and from what I learned from your postings is that this generalisation is pure bullshit. And I even bet you can teach me lessons in Sarcasm. Ever thought of becoming ambassador in Germany? Cause the ones we got right now are crap and isnt it time for a woman to take that job? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smogmorph 0 Posted January 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Jan. 05 2003,06:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Pancakes and maple syrup for you for breakfast! <span id='postcolor'> Throw in some porn and you're the best mom ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted January 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (smogmorph @ Jan. 05 2003,08:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Jan. 05 2003,06:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Pancakes and maple syrup for you for breakfast! <span id='postcolor'> Throw in some porn and you're the best mom ever.<span id='postcolor'> Just for that, you can wash the dishes! I'd give you a virtual slap but I'm afraid you'd just ask for more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted January 5, 2003 lol, we need to do this thing more often Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ale2999 0 Posted January 5, 2003 hmm, another toughie. very1 that has been nominated brings sometin to the community all the time in a different sector. it is like picking the best between apples and oranges. But anyhow I thank u all fellow poster for ur time and 4 ur help, God bless ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted January 5, 2003 I voted for Kegetys. My vote would have gone to Avon, but all she does is spam and point to her FAQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted January 5, 2003 I dont get it, some polls have more than 144 votes and others not even 70? How come? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smogmorph 0 Posted January 5, 2003 peh, a little spam has never killed anyone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted January 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Harnu @ Jan. 05 2003,19:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I voted for Kegetys. Â My vote would have gone to Avon, but all she does is spam and point to her FAQ Â <span id='postcolor'> Coming up on Radishville. Steady! Steady! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted January 5, 2003 Oh ya! were prepared! look behind ya Avon. That's right! The Sopwith Camel!!! Muahahah!!! BTW, how do you find all that stuff? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted January 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Harnu @ Jan. 05 2003,20:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">BTW, how do you find all that stuff? lol<span id='postcolor'> Easy to spot ya when you don't abide by air raid blackout procedures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted January 5, 2003 Like that! How the hell do you find pics like those! lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted January 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Harnu @ Jan. 05 2003,20:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Like that! How the hell do you find pics like those! lol.<span id='postcolor'> R E A D M Y L I P S ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted January 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">theavonlady Posted on Jan. 05 2003,134 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote (Harnu @ Jan. 05 2003,19:55) I voted for Kegetys. My vote would have gone to Avon, but all she does is spam and point to her FAQ Coming up on Radishville. Steady! Steady! <span id='postcolor'> Hey, another human being that plays B-17 Flying Fortress 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAP 2 Posted January 5, 2003 Voted for Red. He s always helping when you got an editing prob ! But, so are a few others not in the list Thx to BN880 too and chrisdeath ! Cheers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RMATICH 0 Posted January 6, 2003 I voted for a fellow Jew! Avon Lady [i'm only about 7 months old in OFP playing] has helped me out with her posts and that great FAQ. The part where someone talks of the "magic" that is Flashpoint just gave me goose bumps. She is allways there to provide her FAQ for answers for the community. She also created MOM. Gotta luv yo mom. I'd like my pancakes with Jennifer Aniston or Cristina Agulara on top. Or both! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted January 6, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RMATICH @ Jan. 06 2003,10:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'd like my pancakes with Jennifer Aniston or Cristina Agulara on top. Or both!<span id='postcolor'> Sorry, they're not kosher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hovmand 0 Posted January 6, 2003 Yeah i also voted for Avon, never seen a FAQ that huge anywhere. She´s the man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scorpio 0 Posted January 6, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hovmand @ Jan. 06 2003,09:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">She´s the man <span id='postcolor'> I would of corrected you, but I think another joke wouldnt heart anybody....except Avon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpaceAlex 0 Posted January 6, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Jan. 05 2003,19:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Harnu @ Jan. 05 2003,20:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Like that! How the hell do you find pics like those! lol.<span id='postcolor'> R E A D Â M Y Â L I P S !<span id='postcolor'> You have way too much time in your hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smogmorph 0 Posted January 7, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SpaceAlex @ Jan. 06 2003,23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You have way too much time in your hands. Â <span id='postcolor'> Which is really weird.... because: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Jan. 01 1900,23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who am I really? I'm a working housewife,doing software development and managing a household that includes my husband and seven terrific kids, I kid you not <span id='postcolor'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpaceAlex 0 Posted January 7, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (smogmorph @ Jan. 07 2003,03:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SpaceAlex @ Jan. 06 2003,23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You have way too much time in your hands. Â <span id='postcolor'> Which is really weird.... because: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Jan. 01 1900,23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who am I really? I'm a working housewife,doing software development and managing a household that includes my husband and seven terrific kids, I kid you not <span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'> Yea. Avon, you're a strange woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted January 7, 2003 your kids must be incredibly well behaved, because my Mom only has two (myself and my sister- who is 14, Albert, so keep your bloody hands off! lol) and we drive her absolutely nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Frag 0 Posted January 7, 2003 I wonder if Krav Maga has anything to do with the fact that her kids are well-behaved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smogmorph 0 Posted January 7, 2003 She uses self-defence against her children ? A mom to be feared Share this post Link to post Share on other sites