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The legendary Defective Killing Machines team returns from a 14 year hiatus to bring you it's latest pioneering efforts.



First up is the most reliable Soviet tank ever built until we got our hands on it!!!


The T-55


Features:

- Extended damage modelling;
- Reworked suspension system;
- Functional transmission gear box;
- Random mechanical failure and operator error events;
- Realistic engagement ranges beyond view distance;
- Complex troubleshooting procedures involving dozens of key-combos each;
- Manual not included.

 

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Future releases:
- F104 "Starfighter" and "F7U Cutlass", flight characteristics and engine performance true to the originals;
- Toyota Hilux, re-release of the original, no work required to bring it up to our standards. Connoisseurs of unique functionality will know what that means;
- NCAP module, checks every addon vehicle and rejects all of them for not complying with EU seat belt requirements.


The Team:
- DKM-Rastavovichulitanian
- DKM-Barnage
- DKM-KittyKat
- Capt. 0b-V-ous
- JdB

"There may not be an "I" in "Team", but I am the only one in the Team."

 


Version history:

01-01-2017 04:30AM 0.80% - Spoof of concept
29-02-2017 - Infernal beta 0.2
01-03-2017 - Internal beta 0.2 with added no-liability clause
01-04-2017 - Release 1.0417

 

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, dream like you'll live forever."

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1 hour ago, ProfTournesol said:

T55 is slightly better than T54 IMHO. But not as good as T56.

 

I never said best, I said "reliable". We all know about the T56 hyperdrive drama :down:

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Congratulations to you and your "team" JDB. :icon_biggrin:

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Nice addon and WOW more to come...:hyper:

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Loool, nice1 :drinking2:

 

But OK... we wait for another year for the next DKM release for OFP

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On 4/3/2017 at 10:19 PM, Marc13Bautista said:

why does it link me to aprool fools ;-;

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I'd like to think because it was a joke. :P

Great release, guys! Really reliable tank. Never breaks down!

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This has to be one of the best community 1st April jokes :)

 

p.s. lazy bums, we're active since 2001 :P

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