USSoldier11B 0 Posted July 31, 2002 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhh... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again... 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks 39. "Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a women of your stature." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted July 31, 2002 40. HEY GUYS LET'S HAVE A SHOT AND TRY OUR BRAND NEW BERETTA IN THE CROWD !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDRZulu 0 Posted July 31, 2002 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public I coulda use this one a few times already. That or just F*ck off you f*cking dickface or do it yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted July 31, 2002 43. I'm very sorry but you are too stupid to use a computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgtvor 0 Posted July 31, 2002 Heh, just watch that show "Scrubs"....it's pretty much a constant demonstration on how to be an asshole to your co-workers and/or subordinates. Quality entertainment though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LauryThorn 0 Posted July 31, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">how to be an asshole<span id='postcolor'> Just watch Fast Show and "Colin Hunt"! I'm glad that our office doesn't have any "office jokers".. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supah 0 Posted July 31, 2002 customer:"Hey there is to much *strong liqiour* in my *add drink name*" Me:"How honest of you, well just give me an euro extra then and we're even!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted July 31, 2002 Actual converstaion at a place I used to work at. Setup: my friend "John", receives a call from an irate customer, that should never have been put through to him (or his department) in the first place - Customer: blah-blah-blah-rant-rave-complain etc. John: Excuse me sir, do you know who you are talking to? Customer: No I don't! John: Well fuck you then! *laughs and slams down phone* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bn880 5 Posted July 31, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ July 31 2002,04:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">43. I'm very sorry but you are too stupid to use a computer.<span id='postcolor'> ROFL Simple yet amazingly funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted July 31, 2002 44) Did you ride the short bus to school when you were a kid? 45) Why do you argue with me? Arguing with me is like getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted July 31, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ July 31 2002,18:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">45) Why do you argue with me? Arguing with me is like getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics. Â Even if you win, you're still a retard!<span id='postcolor'> HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That's great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
