cybrid 0 Posted July 26, 2002 Ok, in my short time on this planet I have learned some horrid pick-up lines (have not nessacerily tried them) I'll get us started 1. Do you remember that episode of Gilligans Island?... 2. Seeing you for the first time was like being hit by an AT3 {it is AT3 isn't it?] 3. You look stunning compared to Cher Ok you get the idea and i'm to lazy to think of any good ones now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingBeast 0 Posted July 26, 2002 Heres an australian one "Nice shoes. Wanna f***?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cybrid 0 Posted July 26, 2002 Then theres the one about the austrailian french kiss. Lets call is #5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted July 26, 2002 - (hold up two fingers) Hey baby, why should you mastrubate with these two finger? Cuz they're mine! - Lets play carnival...you sit on my face and I guess your weight! - You must have washed those pants in windex, because I can see myself in them - That's an amazing dress! It would look great in a crumpled heap at the foot of my bed! I wouldnt/havent used any of those! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted July 26, 2002 "you remind me my mother" "i like you , maybe we can be friends" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warin 0 Posted July 26, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ July 26 2002,02:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"you remind me my mother" "i like you , maybe we can be friends"<span id='postcolor'> gwahahahahahahahahahahahah Do these have other meanings 'en francaise'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Fox 0 Posted July 26, 2002 The Top 15 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines 15. "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day." 14. "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this?" 13. "Drop trou and give me 20!" 12. "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups" 11. "I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each." 10. "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby." 9. "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking." 8. "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?" 7. "Drop and give me 69!" 6. "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'." 5. "You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra." 4. "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning." 3. "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap." 2. "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?" And the Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line... 1. "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted July 26, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ July 26 2002,02:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ran @ July 26 2002,02:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"you remind me my mother" "i like you , maybe we can be friends"<span id='postcolor'> gwahahahahahahahahahahahah Do these have other meanings 'en francaise'? <span id='postcolor'> nnnaaaah there's also : "you're to me like the bread in a hotdog" "are your parents there tonight" "it's my first date , and i've forgto my condoms , do you have some ?" "your eyes are blue like the blue of the cleaning product i use in my WC" "what perfum do you use ? cuz it smells" "your clothes remind me my grandmother's ones" "do you wear a panty ?" "i hope you don't wanna sleep tonight" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted July 26, 2002 note that those pick up lines are more like suicide attempts than anything else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted July 26, 2002 "Hey mother, you want another?" told to a woman who has a kid already. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted July 26, 2002 Worst Pick Up Lines Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fraggit 0 Posted July 26, 2002 Hey angel, get on my motorbike and lets ride to heaven Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven I'm a used car but you can still drive me! You are the hottest thing since sunburn. I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven. Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven? Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world. Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars? I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted July 26, 2002 are you a gadfly? cause you are so fly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SFG 1 Posted July 26, 2002 Your like penut butter smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stag 0 Posted July 26, 2002 Oy, fancy a dance? No Oh well, I suppose a f*cks out of the question then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LauryThorn 0 Posted July 26, 2002 I actually think that this is sort of funny: "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but do you want to fuck me?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted July 26, 2002 From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?<span id='postcolor'> Works for me, 'cos I'm a fat man, and I often wear a trenchcoat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aculaud 0 Posted July 26, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ July 26 2002,01:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?<span id='postcolor'> Works for me, 'cos I'm a fat man, and I often wear a trenchcoat. Â <span id='postcolor'> and you........like to lick assholes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted July 26, 2002 Well, maybe if it was Liv tyler...maybe... Nah, it's just a good offensive line to get a reaction from people. Another classic - "Can I smell your pussy?" "NO!" "Oh, it must be your feet then!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LauryThorn 0 Posted July 26, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">" Can I smell your pussy?" "NO!" "Oh, it must be your feet then!" <span id='postcolor'> "Oh, then it must by those fish you are carrying!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tovarish 0 Posted July 27, 2002 "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?" And now for one I've actually used, and it always at least gets a laugh from the girl . Hold your thumb and index finger about two inches appart and ask her "That's eight inches right?" . If you want to break the ice, insult yourself, not her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxer 0 Posted July 27, 2002 i see this on the internet one time,it goes like this.... Him:Are your parents retarded ? Her:No,Why ? Him:Because your special. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester983 0 Posted July 27, 2002 "You know what, you look like my strangely attractive cousin." "are you ceptable to any illnesses?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted July 27, 2002 Your breasts remind me of my sister's breasts........ but yours are more perky. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather." I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours? Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you. Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue. Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons. Are you Natasha, my contact? If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker! I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. I'll think about you when I masturbate. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Like the look of your crotch. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. You are so fine that I'd drink a mile of your piss to see where it came from. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paratrooper 0 Posted July 27, 2002 "How about a bit of sex?" Thats both my favorite, and the least effective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites