Ass hair!

[USSoldier11B 0]

It doesn't really hurt though.

Just make sure you don't use a brand new razor, or one that is too dull.

[R. Gerschwarzenge 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ May 14 2002,11:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I find it enough of a hassle shaving my face (well, the bits around the goatee and sideburns, anyway).<span id='postcolor'>

Getting my sideburns and beard to look symmetrical is sometimes harder than flying a space shuttle.

[The Toolman 1]

there's an fart stuck between my cheeks because I shaved my fucking ass!

[USSoldier11B 0]

Was anyone else horrifed years ago when they first started getting hair on thier ass? I was baffled about why you would grow hair there.

[IceFire 0]

I didn't notice it til I got alot older. Like maybe a few years ago.

And that was a little wierd.

Speaking of which, my puberty kinda happened like that.

Didn't even notice til it was almost finished.

Then I looked down one morning and was like, what the fuck??

[USSoldier11B 0]

Damn, it all hit me like a ton of bricks right after I turned 12.

[Antichrist 0]

Jeezus fuking christ!!!!

That's the most bizzare topic i've ever read!!!

I wanted to ask couple of questions, but fuk it!

I have no idea who might see this thread!

[The Toolman 1]

I am being Hairassed ( GET IT?) by my hair on my ass,

[KingBeast 0]

Disnt Steve-O get his eyebrows Waxed off? And the same to his nipples, under arm hair and arse hair?

Looked painful

[The Toolman 1]

Right, he got waxed al over his body, Shame he didn't wax his ass-hair, but that would be too much of an hair-assement,

[WKK Gimbal 0]

The ass-hair-grow-out-phase didn't have much impact on my psyke, though I was shocked first time I realized I had hair on my thighs. When wet, it turns all black and streaky, kinda like a wet dog or something.

Maybe I can transplant it onto my chest?

[The Toolman 1]

Goddamnit, you're killing me, this topic is great fun, but WKK Gimbal ( By the way liked your gimbal tossers mod) how the hell can you see your ass-hair when its wet? Are you holding a mirror behind your ass or something?

[Albert Schweitzer 10]

When they removed my appendices (I spelled it wrong I guess) They fully shaved me. Noone can tell me that those weeks of regrowing werent hell! So damm fucking itchy. And at those times I was at boarding school. Damm every morning when I came out of shower everyone had a good laugh cause I looked like a pre-teenage again.

I just hope for the sake of the girls that they dont have the same problems, cause they would suffer terribly like I did!

[WKK Gimbal 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (The Toolman @ May 14 2002,15:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">    Goddamnit, you're killing me, this topic is great fun, but WKK Gimbal ( By the way liked your gimbal tossers mod) how the hell can you see your ass-hair when its wet? Are you holding a mirror behind your ass or something? <span id='postcolor'>

toolman if you re-read my post you will see how cleverly it turns from ass-hair to thigh-hair before saying anything about wet status!

No I have no clue how ass hair looks when its wet and I dont wanna

[USSoldier11B 0]

Come to think of it, this topic reminds me of something back in high school. I had a buddy named Davin who ran track with me. When we first met all of his other friends would joke about something that they called "the rat." One day I was stupid enough too ask what "the rat" was. So Davin turn around and whips down his shorts before I could react. It was fucking gross! The dude had some much hair between his ass cheeks that it looked like he was squishing a rat in between them. From then on I understood why they called it "the rat."

He would always go around asking girls if they wanted to see "the rat." I'm scarred for life.

How can you guys let this thread die?

[Guest]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ May 14 2002,16:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">When they removed my appendices (I spelled it wrong I guess) They fully shaved me.<span id='postcolor'>

They shaved your ass to remove your appendix? Why on earth would they do that, if not out of pure sadism?

Poor sob

[USSoldier11B 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">They shaved your ass to remove your appendix? Why on earth would they do that, if not out of pure sadism?

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Gwhahahahahaha!

Maybe he meant that they removed his apendage.

[cybrid 0]

Does anyone else here have the same problem as the origional guy who started this thred? I mean before he shaved?

[USSoldier11B 0]

Not really. Shaving is a bit tricky, but all of the difficulties with defication I think were just made up for shock value.

[The Toolman 1]

Imagine how girls must feel, they always have shaved asses, or is it that they just don't grow asshair?

[The Toolman 1]

Damn,Guys, we got to keep this topic alive! For the sake of the unknowing guys who are about to shave their Ass-Hair!!

[Major Fubar 0]

[The Toolman 1]

Was that a picture? Didnt see it, but I doubt it was an nice picture,

[WKK Gimbal 0]

someone spoke about girl-shaving...

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If women didn't have this:

... they would end up looking like this:

[The Toolman 1]

Some of em do already look like that,