Whats the worst action movie you've ever seen?

[PHY_Hawkeye 0]

Sorry If this topic has come up before, but I'm interested to see what people say.

I'm talking about movies with problems like these:

1- Magical bottomless magazines that never require you to reload.

2- Unsupressed weapons that sound otherwise, example; a Desert Eagle .50 that makes a little cherp when fired.

3- Supressed weapons that sound otherwise, example; an MP5SD that makes a loud crack when fired.

4- Soldiers using weapons that they should not be using, example; a U.S. Special Forces team, SEALS or D-Boys, who seem to be using AK's. WHY??

5- Grenades that like to explode in a very large fireball.

The Operation Delta Force series *snickers* is a prime example of all these. What other movies do you guys think meet this criteria?

[Wobble 1]

pretty much and move with Van-Dam(sp) or Chuck Norris is utter dogshit in any real sense of realism.. moch less the acting and everything else..

dont you just love it when a wooden guard tower falls over and explodes.. which makes the tents next to it explode, which makes the vehicle near them explode.. which makes me shit a pineapple in rage..

[nordin dk 0]

Conan the Barbarian...man, when he punches that camel you know, and, like...knocks it unconscious? I was so pissed!!

[Warin 0]

The second and third Rambo movies. The WORST.

The first one is really good. But then, it's not really a combat movie.

For TV, it would have to be The A Team. Great show but hokey beyond belief.

[Satchel 0]

Hmm, Navy Seals was the action movie that made laugh the hardest. The whole movie was from start to end is total shite and completely unrealistic.

[Tex -USMC- 0]

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You better recognize, Fool!

Would probably be the Hot Shots movies. I love em, but unrealistic as hell. Anyone remember the 'mountain of M60 shells' scene? lol

[PHY_Hawkeye 0]

The Hot Shots movies were the ultimate piss-takes. I love 'em.

Navy Seals, yeah, that was almost as bad as Operation Delta Force.

Has anyone else noticed the Michael Bhein (spelt wrong) can never seem to get through a movie without being shot or killed.

[ralphwiggum 6]

i think it would be easier to find action movies that are good.....soooo many action movies are craptacular.

[A Minor Threat 0]

I be a pacifist so I'm not a big fan of action movies... In fact I hate most of them... The only action movies I have ever been fond of are anything pertaining to Jacky Chan, Godzilla or Chimera. Chuck Noris... I've never seen a guy air punch another with his fist 5 feet away from the other's face...

[Frizbee 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (PHY_Hawkeye @ April 06 2002,02:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Hot Shots movies were the ultimate piss-takes. I love 'em.

Navy Seals, yeah, that was almost as bad as Operation Delta Force.

Has anyone else noticed the Michael Bhein (spelt wrong) can never seem to get through a movie without being shot or killed.<span id='postcolor'>

He didn't die in the Rock.... oh.. hang on.. Yes, yes he did.

[PitViper 0]

Commando

[Antichrist 0]

Black Hawk Down

[KingBeast 0]

Michael Biehn is one of my fave actors, even thoguh he dies a lot and isnt in a huge amount of movies.

As for worst action film ever???

Any film with Steven Seagall, because i do beleive he has a contract with any film he makes that his character is not allowed to be injured/wounded/hit etc so hes always invincible/ And He just looks so unbeleivably stupid with that girly pony tail.

Another funny film was Shadow Ninjas: Assault on death mountain.

Very unrealistic and hilarious. Starred Hulk Hogan without a beard, which just lost it points in the long run.

Most Arnie films arent very realistic, but Arnie is god therefore we can say nothing bad about him.

[Major Fubar 0]

It's a close tie for me, both Mark Wahlberg movies:

Three Kings

The Big Hit

You talentless f**k, stick to your fruity underwear ads

[Major Fubar 0]

EDIT: It helps if you read the start of thread, ignore this one please. The one above still stands.

[USSoldier11B 0]

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Nerd

I'm a war movie buff. There are sooo many bad ones it would take me forever to decide. I hate ones that involve U.S. Special Forces and get the patches all wrong. (i.e. they have the SF patch on the right shoulder with a ranger tab above it, no airborne tab). The only time you are authorized to wear a patch on the right is if you have been in combat with a unit. Skill tabs are never worn on the right. (i.e. say you had an SF guy who was a combat SF vet. He would have the patch on the right with the airborne tab, because it is part of the patch. He would also have the patch on his left with the airbirne tab, the SF tab, and the ranger tab if he was ranger qualfied. 3 tabs is the maximum you can wear above any given patch. Unless it is a Vietnam movie, when the SF tab didn't exist yet. They would wear the SF patch with an airborne tab, or the MACV SOG patch. Also at the time SF didn't have it's own branch, they would wear cross rifles (infantry) not cross arrows. SF wasn't branched until the 80's.

[nordin dk 0]

And you're calling him a nerd

[LordZach 0]

i get pissed when i see marines carrying mp-5s in open environments

sometimes it seems like they go out of their way to put stupid things in

[Aculaud 0]

Eraser was pretty good as far as realism goes. How much dammage did Arnold take and didnt die in that movie? He had a drill bit through his hand, was caught in a bunch of heavy cascading debris, had a large piece of shrapnel through his leg, fell out of a plane in mid air, and opened his chute too late, but still made it by falling into a parked car, was shot in the chest, and god knows how many times he was smacked around by diving off of structures and dodging explosions and what have you in between all of that. Great stuff!

And as far as up and comers, i know for a fact that Triple X is gonna get some "Healthy Ctiticism"

[Antichrist 0]

Ok it was a bit too much with Black Hawk Down, its actually pretty realistic.

I reckon that the most unrealisitc movie ever is The Base with Mark Dacascos (spelling?)

[ACEJim 0]

Anything with Chuck Norris in it...

[Guest]

Ok.. low-budget action flicks are no sport to rate. It is much worse and sad when a high budget film sucks.

In that category I would like to nominate "Behind Enemy Lines"

[christophercles 0]

COMMANDO, DESPERADO, anything with chuck norris in it.

[USSoldier11B 0]

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Hey I'm in an SF unit. I havea right to be critical.

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LOL...agreed. Don't care much for Jean Claude or Segal either.

[Hilandor 1]

yes chuck norris films another i hate was independance day, absolutely fantastic film i thought up till ehh will smith punched the alien bahh