Your most memorable drinking missadventure?

[Tovarish 0]

I'm just wondering if anyone else here has any stories about a night where you had "one too many". I myself kind of overdid it last night and it made for a pretty interesting experience (I was out pub-hopping with some friends, since we're on spring break).

Anyways I got a bit carried away in the spirit of things, and must have had about 10 beers in 3 and a half hours.Then my memory goes from _trying_ to play pool, to a couple of seconds of consiousness lying beside a road with a group of cops around me asking me questions & telling me I'm drunk...then finally I wake up in a hospital bed and this french-speaking nurse is asking me if I know my name and where I am.....which REALLY scared the sh*t out of me for a second because my first thought was "how the HELL did I manage to wind up in Quebec???" (I live in Ottawa, Ontario).

So anyways I was told where I was, thankfully still in the same province, showed them that I could walk & took the bus home. I don't know what they put in that IV they had me hooked up to, but amazingly enough I'm not hung over, just tired as hell.

[Wobble 1]

back when I still had dial-up I was hammered and wanted to get on the net.. but I mis-typed the phone number and while waiting for it to connect I fell asleep..

the result: my computer dialed and hung up on some old lady for 7 hours straight.. if she didnt answer it would hang up after 3 rings and call again.. if she answered it would screech at her.. hang up and call again.... she called me the next day.. she is not my best friend.

[Ex-RoNiN 0]

This one time, I was still in school, I was a bit drunk, and drunk as I was I had the stupid idea of checking out on how much my gf liked me. So I thought if I told her its over, then I could see from her reaction if she did or not

Being the dickhead that I am I told her that I want it finished, she just stared at me for 5 secs, then slapped me really hard, and ran off.

I never saw her ever again

Hey, at least this episode taught me one thing: don't mess about with relationships, just live life and have casual sex

Ok, I think I had a pint too many

[madmike 0]

When I went to spain a doorman wouldnt let me and my mates in becuase we were too pissed. We started mouthing off at him for about half an hour.

He walked off and we called him a pussy, then he came back with a baseball bat and wacked my mate in the face

[Ex-RoNiN 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (madmike @ Mar. 02 2002,02:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">When I went to spain a doorman wouldnt let me and my mates in becuase we were too pissed. We started mouthing off at him for about half an hour.

He walked off and we called him a pussy, then he came back with a baseball bat and wacked my mate in the face <span id='postcolor'>

hahahhaahah, that is brilliant, i couldnt stop laughing for about 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wobble 1]

here is a short and sweet one..

one time I got really drunk and decided it would be funny to get the cat drunk.. then the drunk cat decided it would be funny to shit, piss and puke in virtually every room in the house..

[Ex-RoNiN 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 02 2002,03:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">here is a short and sweet one..

one time I got really drunk and decided it would be funny to get the cat drunk.. then the drunk cat decided it would be funny to shit, piss and puke in virtually every room in the house..<span id='postcolor'>

cat=pussy=bird??

[Assault (CAN) 1]

Thats nothing! Back in grade 9, me and a bunch of 'friends' got really pissed. I drank so much I passed out and when I woke up about 5 hours later, I felt something sticky on my back.......

It was toothpaste. There was also an egg down my back and a doughnut in my pants (I didn't know that yet). I went downstairs in a stupor and went to the bathroom. I was standing by the john and all of the sudden a doughnut dropped out of my shorts and into the toilet. A little confused, I went to the living room. Then my buddy says, "what happened to your legs?" (I had been up about 5 minutes) I looked down and realized both my legs were half shaven, the bald halves had various drawings on them. I was also informed that parts of my hair on the back of my head were missing. I wasn't too happy, so I asked who did it. They blamed some guy that had left a while ago. At the time it seemed reasonable, the guy they blamed was very immature and it seemed like something that he would do.

A little while later, they admitted it and apologized. It's safe to say I wasn't too happy, I had to wear pants the rest of the summer......

Tyler

[Wobble 1]

HAHAHAA!! thats great.. im glad ive never had that shit.. I would not take something like that in stride AT ALL.. someone whould have to die..

not a drunken thing, but

one time a "friend" egged my BRAND NEW truck.. so later that night (like 3 am) I went to his house with a floor jack and took all the tires/wheels off his truck and threw them in his pool..

then the next day as he strolled into 1st period 20 miniutes late I fell on the floor in a heap of spastic laughter..

fucking egg chipped my paint too

[TWANG III 0]

my best was drinking a bottle of vodka in 2 hours then waking up the next morning in urban camoflage, combat boots, and in the woods near my house freezing my balls off

[WisdoM 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (TWANG III @ Mar. 01 2002,22:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">my best was drinking a bottle of vodka in 2 hours then waking up the next morning in urban camoflage, combat boots, and in the woods near my house freezing my balls off<span id='postcolor'>

riiiiiighhtt....everyone who doesnt remeber this poor soul...it's that 12 yr old kid who spammed the hell out of the old forums and was banned..TWICE =D So dont lie litle man..it's ok..you can have oyur drinking experiences later in life..we you have actually gone through puberty.

[ChickenHawk 0]

Last time I got completely smashed I puked in the kitchen sink.

My parents dont know bout it so this is top secret k..

I wasnt pi$$ed but there was this one time when I was on a train coming home from a RAF Cdt base in Scotland. I was really tierd so I fell asleep in the chair.

I woke up at the stop off at Newcastle station and noticed all these old peeps giving me strange looks. Then I saw my relfection in one of the train windows and realised some lil $$%Å""! cdt had drawn a big black beard and tache on me with a black marker pen.

I got my own back later with camo cream.

[TWANG III 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Murda Inc @ Mar. 02 2002,04:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (TWANG III @ Mar. 01 2002,22:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">my best was drinking a bottle of vodka in 2 hours then waking up the next morning in urban camoflage, combat boots, and in the woods near my house freezing my balls off<span id='postcolor'>

riiiiiighhtt....everyone who doesnt remeber this poor soul...it's that 12 yr old kid who spammed the hell out of the old forums and was banned..TWICE =D So dont lie litle man..it's ok..you can have oyur drinking experiences later in life..we you have actually gone through puberty.<span id='postcolor'>

im 17 you retard so go back to your polish hooker on the corner, and somethings coming back....EVERYONE SPAMMED THE OLD FORUMS U MORON jeez this place has tons of douche bags

[Assault (CAN) 1]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I went to his house with a floor jack and took all the tires/wheels off his truck and threw them in his pool..

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ROFLMAO, HAHAHA, thats hillarious! . Awesome revenge. How did you know it was your friend?

Me and my buddy were considering doing something like that to our friend. We wanted to put up his front tires on 2 axle stands. Never went through with it though, it would have been great.

Good stuff......

Tyler

[Wobble 1]

How did you know it was your friend?

because when I called and told him about it he giggled like a girl, and because he was pissed i saved up and bought a new truck while he still drives around the rusted out shit box his mom and pop bought him.. hehe... floating envy

[Hilandor 1]

i was once dared to swallow a pint of vodka which i did then peuked fire for an hour, after which i remember lying in the middle of the main road, with a burst face, my friend explaining that i was stood with my fists up trying to take on a double decker bus as it travelled towards me, and the bus driver didnt find it funny and planked me one on the nose. =[[[[

[ran 0]

aaaaaah i remember about ten years ago i was in the north west of france ( bretagne , britain ) , i came with some friends who lived their in a fest-noz (a very big fiesta with a lot of alcohol and girls but with a special ambiance (bag pipes and other traditionnal instruments))

i drunk about 4 glass of  chouchen ( a very strong alcohol of this region )  i can't remember what i've done after , but when i wake up , i was in a bed with two girls near me ...... i was very happy because i thought that i've been a real horse during the night ............. but ten minutes after one of my friends came in the room and explained me that i've vomited about 3 times outside and i fell asleep just after , like a baby

[Joe Porta 0]

This one was told to me in work about an old friend of mine i had lost contact since leaving school.

It was back in 99 my friend was out on a 2 day drink and drugs bender. His cash was almost gone and it was nearly his turn to buy a round of drinks. So he decides that he should go home and get more money. But like the tit he is he had brought his car and against all common sense and laws he decided to drive home.

It should be explained that he had about a dozen E's in him over a 12hour period. Apparently he found a 1/2 bottle of Buckfast (Tonic wine which is used to power russian spacecraft) in his car or on the street from some wino.

So he's racing home with his right foot out the side window (its an automatic) a bottle of buckfast in one hand and the speedo ay 110mph.

Eventually the RUC ping him and start to give chase in two big landrovers (the big grey vehicles you see on the news in riots). My friend accepting the challenge leads them on a chase that lasts about 40 minutes through N.Ireland's many rural roads going through 15 red lights.

The drugs are starting to ware off at this stage so he decides just to go home, he pulls into his driveway with the RUC right behind him. Gets out and goes inside to his surprise his dinner is ready he sits down says grace and starts to eat, the RUC at this stage have surrounded the house and are moving in.

They rap the door and are greeted by his parents who are quite shocked by his rampage. They confront him at the dinner table were he tells the RUC to "go fuck yourselves" they arrest him and 6 months later he's in court. The judge gives him a Å500 fine bannes him from driving for 5 years and gives him 3 year suspended sentence.

[Die Alive 0]

I had a party at my house one, and I got wasted by midnight, then this guy comes and want to play a drinking game with me, first to fall down gives the other guy $500. I was wasted by then, but went along with it, and after 3 shots, fell, got up, had 2 more shots, fell again, and now this guy goes I owe him $1000, but it's ok, he'll take my computer. I go nuts, grab my 14 inch hunting knife, and procede to attack him, missing every time. People at my party freak out, call the cops, and I decide that I won't go to jail, I'd rather take my life, and I tried to cut my throat with the knife while some party go-ers and cops were trying to hold me down. I woke up next morning at 7AM in the hospital with 60 stitches on my neck, and got up, went to my house, and packed all my shit into my pickup truck and left town a thousand miles away. Now there's these cops looking for me on charges of aggravated assault or something to that effect. I didn't lose my computer, but the cops did take my hunting knife. Anyway, that was 2 years ago, and haven't heard of any warrents for my arrest or anything, so I guess I'm free for now.

-=Die Alive=-

[Ex-RoNiN 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Mar. 02 2002,16:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I had a party at my house one, and I got wasted by midnight, then this guy comes and want to play a drinking game with me, first to fall down gives the other guy $500.  I was wasted by then, but went along with it, and after 3 shots, fell, got up, had 2 more shots, fell again, and now this guy goes I owe him $1000, but it's ok, he'll take my computer.  I go nuts, grab my 14 inch hunting knife, and procede to attack him, missing every time.  People at my party freak out, call the cops, and I decide that I won't go to jail, I'd rather take my life, and I tried to cut my throat with the knife while some party go-ers and cops were trying to hold me down.  I woke up next morning at 7AM in the hospital with 60 stitches on my neck, and got up, went to my house, and packed all my shit into my pickup truck and left town a thousand miles away.  Now there's these cops looking for me on charges of aggravated assault or something to that effect.  I didn't lose my computer, but the cops did take my hunting knife.  Anyway, that was 2 years ago, and haven't heard of any warrents for my arrest or anything, so I guess I'm free for now.

-=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'>

/me does IP trace

/me pinpoints location

/me searches ISP records

/me hands details to FBI

[nordin dk 0]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Mar. 02 2002,16:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I had a party at my house one, and I got wasted by midnight, then this guy comes and want to play a drinking game with me, first to fall down gives the other guy $500.  I was wasted by then, but went along with it, and after 3 shots, fell, got up, had 2 more shots, fell again, and now this guy goes I owe him $1000, but it's ok, he'll take my computer.  I go nuts, grab my 14 inch hunting knife, and procede to attack him, missing every time.  People at my party freak out, call the cops, and I decide that I won't go to jail, I'd rather take my life, and I tried to cut my throat with the knife while some party go-ers and cops were trying to hold me down.  I woke up next morning at 7AM in the hospital with 60 stitches on my neck, and got up, went to my house, and packed all my shit into my pickup truck and left town a thousand miles away.  Now there's these cops looking for me on charges of aggravated assault or something to that effect.  I didn't lose my computer, but the cops did take my hunting knife.  Anyway, that was 2 years ago, and haven't heard of any warrents for my arrest or anything, so I guess I'm free for now.

-=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'>

Far out!

Sounds like you weren't in the best of shapes, mentally.

Worst drinking experience: Waking up next to really fat and stupid naked girl in my bed