InRange 1 Posted March 7, 2002 "Don't try this at home, folks!" "Hey, look, that funny pigmee carries a rifle" "Was that a 'no entry' sign we just passed?" "Come on, let's see what's on the other side of that fence" "Hey, a guy in a Predator suit!" "What are you talking about, armed terrorists in your house? You watched too many movies, son. See, nothing to be afraid of!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 7, 2002 " see, even if I add the second ingredient nothing happens, it doesnt even change color! But see this, now if I add the third liquid we get what I call the mortal-expl....!" "Dont be afraid, I know this guy, he is just one of those young freaks from the gothic-club downtown. "for allaaaahhhh" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 7, 2002 "You can`t beat me barehanded!" "It`s totally simple! Take it, pull the safety ring, count 1,2,3 and then throw it aw..." "We`ll go in first wave" "I have no time to bleed!" "If we continue this topic maybe they write it down in the Guinness Book of records..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 12, 2002 „Eat this!“ „That`s nothing special, that happens everytime he gats angry...“ „Cool! This Tyrannosaurus Rex seems almost alive!“ „WHAT tribe is living in this jungle?!?“ „Look at this sign! Trespassers will be eaten Funny!“ „What a creepy place...“ „Osama, where the hell have you been??“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LauryThorn 0 Posted March 12, 2002 I didn't read the whole thread so sorry if I am repeating... "Who are you? Hell's Angels? Who are they? Do you think you're like tough guys or something.." "Hey! You! You one of the funny-looking balded men wearing camo-trousers!" Oh man, they were lost in translation, i suppose.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 12, 2002 "Caesar, morituri te salutant!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 12, 2002 "Don`t criticise me! I`ve adopted my infantry tactics from playing Cannon Fodder. That works just great!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaCrytter 0 Posted March 12, 2002 'Ignore the 'Minefield' sign, it's old, all the mines have been removed' 'The best way to check if a train is coming is to place your ear on the track like this...' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 12, 2002 „Don`t try that at home...“ „Please don`t kill me! Think of my family! My wife... my three little children... aah, and did I mention the dog?“ „This Ferrari is too slow! Look if I give almost nothing haaaaaaaaaappeeeeeeeens...“ „AAAAarh!! I`m going insane! Stop that noise outside! As if a tank platoon was driving by...“ „Have you seen my Boa? It`s hiding somewhere...“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 12, 2002 Na Mensch FallenPaladin, anscheinend liebst du dieses Thread vom ganzen Herzen, ich wette du würdest es nicht übers Herz bringen, dieses "last words-thread" sterben zu lassen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stealth squirrel 0 Posted March 12, 2002 'i wont tell you anything' 'your mum? shit shes hot!' 'You wanna piece of me?' 'Touch me again and ill cripple you' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frizbee 0 Posted March 13, 2002 By jove old chap. I do believe they've got us surrounded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frizbee 0 Posted March 13, 2002 "Trespasser's will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the nothing 0 Posted March 13, 2002 "I'm gonna take a dump outside our perimeter, these latrines are stinky!" "Hey. You come here often?" "No, no, no! That's not how you disarm it, this is how!" "Uhhh, I love you! Yes, you! Not your wife, although I may have made love to her! Or your sister, whom I had a great session with! Or your dog, who, well, you know." (Note: Mods, if the last one seems rather offensive, just edit it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 13, 2002 Hast`s erfasst, Albert Ich fand`s schon schlimm, dass nach der Forumumstellung meine ganzen anderen threads weg waren... Aber man muss doch zugeben, dass ich mich wenigstens bemühe immer neue "funny last words" zu finden. Deine Idee mit den Fotos war übrigens klasse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 13, 2002 "I could die for a piece of cake..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corp.Pihla 0 Posted March 13, 2002 "Have You checked the batteries from mine detector?" "Hey, look stupid looking guy in leather..." "Nice barrel You have there..." "Are you sure that's unarmed?" "It cant be a trap" "Who would put a mine under a bed?" "Now, this one couldn't be a trap" "Who would see us from here?" "Would you put a mine in every door?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted March 13, 2002 "Hey look this red stuff comes out when I stick this needle here" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted March 13, 2002 "I've always really loved....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 15, 2002 "Dear passengers, I`ll have to decend to the water. Swimmers, please swin. Not swimmers, good luck..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgi Knootewoot 0 Posted April 9, 2002 You may fire when ready....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted April 9, 2002 "Look, what freaky guys over there!" "I can drive everything!" "I can eat everything!" "How to prepare a hamster for meal? With the microwave, of course! (Thanks, Joe-cartoon.com)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted April 9, 2002 "it cant be more than a foot deep" this phrase resulted in $2000 in water damage to my truck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
