Thehamster 0 Posted February 28, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 28 2002,14:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Make spam out of him <span id='postcolor'> The lot of you can bite my furry ass. Any more reports of my death and things will soon start to heat up around here the spam machine that is me is only running on 1/10000000000000000000000 power at the moment but ohh when spring comes your ass will be sorry. PS. Damge you enjoying life in that spam tin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 1, 2002 When spring comes there comes the apocalyptic undead TheHamster with his evil spam-takes-over-the-word-plan, too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 5, 2002 When you see a tunnel don`t ever go for the light!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 5, 2002 I`m 800 posts old! Anyone got cake for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 5, 2002 Umm I'll celebrate you when you have over 2000 posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 5, 2002 grrrrrrrrr 1199 high-quality posts, that`s hell of a work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 5, 2002 Actually 1200, I said over 2000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 5, 2002 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 5, 2002 - message canceled - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 5, 2002 No mam, you may not park here, but there is an underground parking-lot for women somewhere around here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 5, 2002 If that picture is real that guy is a total dumbass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 5, 2002 Shit, that bitch wrecked my Ferrari! No, that is NO bank robbery! That funny boy is pointing a laser pointer at us... You have a red dot on your forehead! It can`t get worse! I`ve survived worse situations than these... There is always a peaceful solution! Hey, you look like a teletubby!! Step away from my girl, bastard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 5, 2002 Trust us! It is the best doctor you can find in this district! Okay, take each other by the hand so we dont loose each other down here! Dont be afraid, the risk of getting eaten by a shark around here is lower than to be hit by a coconut! "Dont take it too seriously Darling, but I have the impression that since we married you got fatter and fatter every day. It is kind of embarassing for me you know!" Oh god, Mexican food is so hot, it would kill any bacteria or viruses within, so keep eating, it is delicious! Where is the boomerang gone? Isnt it supposed to return after a while? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 5, 2002 A crocodile as pet is harmless... WHAT?!? You repaired the brakes with your shoe bands?? That stunt is easy! Even Tom Cruise did it himself in the beginning of MI2!! Pah! Those spear things wont hurt... You learned to drive by watching tv??! WHO is driving this vehicle?? Shut up! I`m the boss in here!! That can`t be... That can`t... Hey gangsta, east coast o` west coast? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted March 5, 2002 Excuse me, stewardess, but there's no life preserver under my seat. I tucked the chute cord inside so it wouldn't get tangled. Wow, I stepped on a rattlesnake! The vessel with the pestle is the chalice from the palace, while the flagon with the dragon is the brew that is true! Tastes just like the mushrooms we eat at home. Relax. Can you help me open this bottle of nitro-glycerin for my heart condition? I've got Parkinsons, too! Let's rob this family's house, the Rottweilers. Don Corleone, I'm afraid I cannot accept your offer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 5, 2002 "I will remember that 'D' is for drive, 'R' is for rally." What do you mean, she is your little sister? Man, she is terrible slut. Everyone in this room had something with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted March 5, 2002 This food tastes funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 5, 2002 Surviving outdoors is easy... Are you sure it`s safe to navigate after the stars on the freeway?!? Relax Corporal, I`ve got my attack strategy from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Long spears work against heavy cavallery. Why shouldn`t they work against tanks? Got it? At three! One, two... Get the cat! This area is ours! Listen, a helicopter... That should finally be our SAR team! A human can survive 5 minutes in the cold atlantic. Do you believe this stupid crap? It`s only water!!! This food tastes INTERESTING... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted March 5, 2002 No no darling, believe me I realy think it tastes ...hmmm lets say "special". Okay, I might be a stupid tourist here in Columbia talking to a Police-officer. But I still know that I got some rights and I wont pay you for letting me go. No No, it might have been a tradition once that they stoned women that werent covered, but you know times have changed. Ladies and gentlemen, this will be an chemical-experience you will never forget. Wait wait, I am the Chef here and you are the waiter! You told me he is diabetic, now you are telling me he alergic? Did he eat it all? "Ach Herr Goebbels, hab ich ihnen schon gesagt das sie stock-schwul auf mich wirken? Ich glaub tief im Inneren sind Sie ne Tunte!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PHY_Hawkeye 0 Posted March 5, 2002 "Look, a shooting star." "What do you mean she's you mother?" "Who's pin is this?" "It can't be bottomless." "Nuclear power is safe." "Why yes, I am a film critic." "It's the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man!" "I bet I can outrun it." "He'll turn first." "Just because you're pointing a gun at my head doesn't mean you can order me around." "Why all the fuss, it's only your parents visiting." "It looks fine honey." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphwiggum 6 Posted March 6, 2002 Contact? Contact who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 6, 2002 Hmmm... this abandoned spaceship reminds me a little to the movie Alien... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted March 6, 2002 "6 o'clock...spetz natz...50" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaCrytter 0 Posted March 6, 2002 "Hey, look at this funny piece of plastic. It's got a little clock on the top! 10..9...8.., odd it seems to be counting down, 3..2..1..oh SHI-" "Look down the barrel and tell me if this thing is loaded" "Look, it's a milk snake. They're perfectly harmless. Owww s*** it bit me! No, it is a milk snake, the red and yellow stripes are together. Red and black, friend of jack, red and yellow kill a fellow.....oh." "GET ME A DOCTOR!!!!" "This won't hurt a bit...." "Trust me, I'm a doctor!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted March 7, 2002 "What the fu..." "Combat experience? Me? I play Operation Flashpoint every day for two hours!" "They don`t use the guilloutine any more today." "Execute me?? You can`t execute me!" "I`m immortal!" "I like being a celebrity!" "That reminds me to a movie where the car exploded when the motor was started..." "That guy looks like Count Dracula..." "When McGywer does that it always works. Give me that C4, please..." "That can`t be fake, there are to many movies about that." "I`ve seen this guys face in the news yesterday. What was his name Jim..., no Charlie Manson or something like that..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
