Thehamster 0 Posted February 22, 2002 One time Black Op, Ruskie and me were playing cs and Ruskie says I gonna get you you bugger soon as he typed it I shot him in the head I was on the same team as him but kind of forgot it ahh well he was pissed the next round but it was worth it. Hey do you think this glowing stuff would make a good decoration? I'm telling you this looks more like symtex than c4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhoCares 0 Posted February 22, 2002 He will never eat a hamster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 22, 2002 #### bet you racked your brains for that one. BTW next smart-ass that tries to eat me losses more than just their teeth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 28, 2002 Ok, I got a few more ideas: „In Great Britain they cook hamsters in peppermint... Aargh...“ „Sure you are kicking the right pedaL??“ „Dear passengers we are now 1.000 feet above the ground, the humans look like ants... Fuck, that ARE ants!!!“ „AAAAAAAH, my mom changed my parachute against my breakfast, AAAaaaaaaaaa...“ „I`m the first one ever trying this stunt!“ „That`s an M16 in your hand?“ „Hitman? Are you going to beat me down or what. Am I frightened, hahaha...“ „That`s no hostage taking, they are probably making a Schwarzenegger Movie!“ „Look what a great explosion!“ „I`ve got NO license“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Tiger 0 Posted February 28, 2002 i got one i think "hey sarge i got him hey sarge? why is there a hole in your head?" "thay say gas is the biggest killer but i say if u can't hear it it won't kill u hey whats that funny smell...." "look out below... er i think im forgeting something Yeh sarge your Parachute" "hit da breakes ARRR *CRASH TWINKLE* er sarge u wern't wearing a seatbelt!" and what to say when you just got shot down "WEEEEE *BANG*" sorry if there smuty but hey ill get some better ones up soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 28, 2002 "Don't be silly - there's no such thing as a land shark!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 28, 2002 Great!!! ROFL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 28, 2002 That's nice Photoshopping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 28, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 28 2002,14:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That's nice Photoshopping <span id='postcolor'> Those would also be famous last words if you don't think that landsharks are real! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 28, 2002 "Good morning, dear..." "You can`t be the murderer, I`ve seen CSI!!!" "I don`t like being handkuffed..." "Government sucks!" "Have you seen the latest x-file?" "That`s me on that wanted paper!" "I like being popular!" "What is this snake eating? Apes, bah!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted February 28, 2002 How about this one "Ladies and gentlemen we are taking off next! (as soon as the runway is cleaned up)!" "here, take on of those" "Why should I be careful? and who do you mean with "Murphys-law?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted February 28, 2002 "Taxi!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 28, 2002 That plane, oh shit... Captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 28, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Feb. 28 2002,15:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"Why should I be careful? and who do you mean with "Murphys-law?" <span id='postcolor'> Is that TheHamster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 28, 2002 Hmm I haven't seen him lately Except that's a beaver and not a hamster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 28, 2002 Then this picture is proof enough! TheHamster we`ll miss you!!! BTW nice tail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 28, 2002 That's a beaver! He faked his death! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhoCares 0 Posted February 28, 2002 I knew his mouth would bring him in some trouble sooner or later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 28, 2002 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I`ll eat him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 28, 2002 Make spam out of him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted February 28, 2002 TRIAL PERIOD IS OVER. This is the shareware-version. Please register if you wish to continue using the full-software!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted February 28, 2002 Ah stop talking you coward! I only want to take a nap for a couple of minutes  and the only thing we risk here is getting a 15$ parking fine, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted February 28, 2002 FROM THE DEER I HIT ON THE HIGHWAY LAST MONTH GOING 70MPH: "shh.. you hear something?.. whats that light?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 28, 2002 I've got an old Rich Tennant cartoon up that shows a guy stranded on an island just big enough to hold him, a palm tree and some sand. He's got his laptop with him and he takes it out and begins typing: S.O. .............. All of a sudden the mesage BATTERY DEAD appears on the screen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 28, 2002 LOL I would like to see that cartoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
