FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 One of my older topics which is gone now, was „Famous last words“. Because it had a good response, I`ll start it again. Here they are, always ten at a time... TAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (orchestral score) the FUNNY LAST WORDS: „Sure you repaired the brakes, dear?“ „Is this road save?“ „Don`t worry I`ve done this before!“ „Enemy?? Where...“ „Mines? Hey stupid, here are no...“ „What sniper???“ „Hmm, tastes great!!“ „SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!“ „MAMA!“ „What is that button for?!?“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted February 22, 2002 "Yellow............ no, blue!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christophercles 0 Posted February 22, 2002 My quote used to be - They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . . Killed in battle during US Civil War. ~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864 But as avon kindly pointed out, it isnt true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted February 22, 2002 Just got this: I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. Hey there's no handles inside these car doors! Gee, that's a cute tattoo. Here's my Kent State student ID. It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. What does this button do? I'm making a citizen's arrest. Can we get a vision plan? So, you're a cannibal. It's probably just a rash. Why am I standing on a plastic sheet? Are you sure the power is off? Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? No, my shoes aren't untied. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! What do you mean, "I'll be back"? Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color? Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. I'll hold it and you light the fuse. What's that priest doing here? You look just like Charles Manson. Let it down slowly. Rat poison only kills rats. OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights. I'll get your toast out. Give me liberty or give me death. Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town. It's strong enough for both of us. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes. Nice doggie. I can do that with my eyes closed. I've done this before. Well we've made it this far. That's odd. Hey that's not a violin. I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? OK this is the last time. Don't be so superstitious. Now watch this. This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth. That birthmark on your head looks like 999. What duck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longinius 1 Posted February 22, 2002 Heard yesterday on a MOHAA MP session Teammate - "Yeah! I Got the sniper, I got hi...*bang*" Teammate, respawned - "Scratch that...." For those that roleplay... "Don't worry, the DM won't hose me" "What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..." NPC: "Lets drop our weapons and talk." PC : "Okay!" "OK! I moon the Balrog!" "A creature with two BABOON heads on a scaly REPTILIAN body? With TENTACLES for arms? Hunh. Must be some stupid wizard's magical construct. Let's kill it." For those that hike... "I never get lost. Trust me." "Its just beyond that ridge." "No sweat, I have been here before...." In the field... "Why is this man speaking in sign language?" "The safety is on. Right?" "But, but, the safety WAS on!" General... "Ha! Me ignorant. I'll show them!" "Was that a stop sign right there?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhoCares 0 Posted February 22, 2002 What do you mean by 'Removing your posting rights in this forum', you ####### ##### of a moderator?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 22, 2002 Hey I remember this thread in the old forum. It was a little spammy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 A few more: „I`ve read from people who survived falling falling out from a plane.“ „Let`s pray!“ „Hit me first.“ „Don`t worry! I`ve pulled the safety trigger.“ „Hey look! There`s dirt in the barrel.“ „Do you understand what I`m saying?“ „I`m absolutely sure there are no cannibals left.“ „My motiontracker is going crazy!“ „...“ „Cute doggy!! Cute dog...“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 22 2002,13:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hey I remember this thread in the old forum. It was a little spammy <span id='postcolor'> If that`s spamming that`s high quality spamming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 22, 2002 At first it wasn't spam but then it became just a little spam filled Don't get me wrong I have nothing against spam not that I'm a spammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supah 0 Posted February 22, 2002 me and a friend( he had never played OFP before) playing over my LAN him: "Hey that guy is waving at us!" me: "What the ....." *handgrenade explodes killing us both* it still cracks me up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 22 2002,13:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">At first it wasn't spam but then it became just a little spam filled Don't get me wrong I have nothing against spam not that I'm a spammer.<span id='postcolor'> Hmmm... Sometimes I even think about reactivating my old "Beer"-topic and my german lessons (Mein kleiner Deutschunterricht). Kinda funny times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted February 22, 2002 I remember a long long time ago that there was a Spam school topic on how to spam properly. #### that was days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Stealt Eagle @ Feb. 22 2002,13:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I remember a long long time ago that there was a Spam school topic on how to spam properly. #### that was days<span id='postcolor'> Yeah, that was RedStorm`s, right? Learned the true art there Remember his "How to make a bowl of cereal"? Here more last words: „Toxic rain won`t hurt!“ „Pah, only a flesh wound...“ „Are you mad at me?“ „Honey, is that you?“ „I can`t die, I can`t...“ „Is that ketchup on your hands?“ „Got ya!!“ „Of course this is rolex! Why do you ask?“ „Keeping guard is so booooring!“ „Give me your hand, I pull you up!“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted February 22, 2002 yea, it was redstorms. I remember i was a teacher at that school, #### those were days. And the cereal thread with over 1000replies which got erased because it was called spam,GRRR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 22, 2002 It wasn't spam it was educational conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Stealt Eagle @ Feb. 22 2002,14:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yea, it was redstorms. I remember i was a teacher at that school, #### those were days. And the cereal thread with over 1000replies which got erased because it was called spam,GRRR<span id='postcolor'> That had been modern art, grrrrrrr!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted February 22, 2002 yea, exactly, that was actually also at the same time as mental pete Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 22, 2002 It was modern art. I think it should have been in the Guinness Book of Records as the best forum thread ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 I also liked my LLamas-take-over-the-word-we-have-to-unite-to-fight-them-topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted February 22, 2002 yea, there was a lot of llama threads one time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 22, 2002 I remember that thread vaguely. Ahhh if we only could get all those old threads back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallenPaladin 0 Posted February 22, 2002 Yes *sigh* I miss them so much *crying out loudly in the corner of the room* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stealt Eagle 1 Posted February 22, 2002 Don't cry, Paladin, u've still got ur Paladin in D&D.................ohhh, no u haven't, sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLight 0 Posted February 22, 2002 ~I love pressing red buttons~ ~Hmmm, does anybody remember where John put the claymores?~ ~What's that light coming towards us?~ ~I.....taliban~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
